Late Night Vocaroo Thread
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Late Night Vocaroo Thread
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
if if if if if if I were to say that every Muslim is represented the actions of this one, then I would be.. uh.....greatly mistaken
i love my lolis but there is something that i love more then all of the lolis porn my true love is my cat
Scream "nigger" in the most fucking furious tone and volume possible. Really let it out.
MOM! I ONLY PRETEND TO BE GAY
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I have room mates so this is the best I can do for you
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YES BROTHER SAN!
*LOUD SENSUAL MOANING*
POUND YOUR POWERFUL PECKER INTO MY PENTRATED PLOW HOLE! I CAN FEEL YOUR POWER WELLING INSIDE ME WITH EVERY THUNDDROUS THRUST!
*MOANING INTENSELY*
IT IS NEARING THE PROMISED TIME MY BROTHER! YOU WILL SOON LET LOOSE A MIGHTY EJACULATION WITHIN ME AND FLOOD MY EAGER HOLE WITH YOUR SEEEEEEEEEED! NOW BROTHER FULLFILL OUR PACT AND CUM WITHIN ME YES
*SENSUAL LOUD SCREECHING*
FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM BROTHER!
YES BROTHER!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
thank op you maid my day and i must say you voice is quite sexy no homo
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I am so happy!
lookin' for a good time (sensually)
pls say as many as you can
Baka!! Rape my Asshole Oni-Chan
Run As Much as you like...I'll find you and make you my husband...well have so many kids together
nigger digger autismo city is in the fidget spinner get out and do a great nigger salad ketchup
I'm 12, and what is this?
Du fragst dich jeden Tag,
Ob du wirklich hierher gehörst.
Ist es wirklich dein Leben?
Du würdest so gern weg von hier,
Doch du weißt nicht, wohin du willst.
Hi there all you sweet darlings, it's OP coming to you LIVE from someplace HIGH in outer space! I tell ya, baby, I think I must be higher now than I've ever been! NO! No, wait a minute here, that's not outer space, that's Mexico, man. I was lookin' out of the wrong window, you know, I know where I am now. I'm down here with the donkeys and the billygoats, and I tell you, the goats down here are all right, but these donkeys, man, they're doing terrible things to my house, you understand. HEY DONKEY, cut that out, man! HEY, come on, donkey, that stuff don't wash out, you understand what I mean. AHHH, another one joining now! HEY DONKEY, GET OUT OF HERE! OH, DONKEYS EVERYWHERE! I'M UP TO MY NECK IN ASSES, YOU UNDERSTAND!
She sells sea shells at the sea shore
The jew is our misfortune
watashi wa bakka des
Slapping those greasy pink plump nipples with my rock hard throbbing cock
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I don't speak German
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I'm having some pretty bad feels tonight, wondering if you'd say this for me.
> I'm sorry you had a bad day babe, come give me a hug.
you'll be okay, don't panic, focus. having a girlfriend is not that important
What kind of mic do you use? I really dig that sound quality. Also,
"And now a little about the director of today's show. He went into directing after a religious experience involving a sandbox and a Belgian waffle. Soon after, he developed the world's first edible sand. When he marketed it on the program he directed he called it "Taste the Waste". That was the program he had. He certainly lives good, he lives in Dade county with his grandmother and 50 pounds of prunes. So we wanna tell you he's a lovely guy."
Oh, I'm with someone. But they're just really wrapped up with working, plus our work schedules are so conflicting we never see each other for more than maybe a few hours every other day. I just feel so damn alone.
I don't know that feel.sorry bro. how often do you two talk?
It's a AT2035 I love it
Also give me a min for recordings
>$150
Good lord, but that quality
Wherever either of us aren't incredibly stressed out or half asleep. I work the late shifts and they work days. So most of the time it's in passing. I knew it was going to be tough for us when we made this move, but I didn't think it'd be this bad. There was a month straight were all we did was fight, and we don't even really know why. It's getting better since both of us are getting steady pay again, but God I miss building magic decks with him. I just want it like it was, when we'd get off work and play LoL together and laugh and talk. I miss him waking me up with kisses, and are walks to work together.
I'm sorry for ranting, I don't have anyone to talk to anymore.
you should save up mney and go somewhere or just take some time off. will bills and other expediences allow this
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Sorry guys someone demands to be on a phone call
No, not for a couple of years. I'm just trying to make it through this and get us a car. So we can go wherever the hell we like. I really don't want to lose this one. We've know each other for years and we were best friends before we ever started dating. I'll keep soldiering on though, cause I love him, and he deserves all the happiness i can possibly give him. Shit, he just deserves happiness period.
Thank you
I love you, OP
"The drums and bells of the old antique horn rang, and with each bell that rang, it went ding-a-ling-a-ling... and as I heard the ding-a-ling-a-ling, I expressed an apathy of happiness, and I knew that our love was close because our love was tight, and nice, and sweet, because I could taste the sweet nectar of your lips, you understand?"
Everyday. You wake up. Go to school. Do your thing. Socialize with people but do you realize whats happening to the people around you? Everybody is battling something. As for the people. It is desire. What is desire you may ask? It is something or someone that a person wants. Obsession with love. Obsession with affection. Attention. Around our age. People desire love and attention. Wanting to be loved. Wanting to get attention. The attention is what most teenagers wanted. Whether its to be attention whore or trying to act cool. Socializing with people from experience is sometimes hard for people with social anxiety. Loved. The word which most people want. Hell sometimes I want a girlfriend. Don't you just look at her/him and just want her to beside you. Holding her/his hand? Walking to the park. This is desire. Most people had sex at a young age. Wanting love. Not doing anything. When you try to do something. Somehow you fuck up and she'll/he will get creeped out. To fit in. You try to get inspiration from some cool guy who gets all the girls. You wanna be him right? That's never gonna happen until you try to do it. The choices you make affect the future. The future doesn't do anything for you. The start of "you" is the reason for everything what you do in life. A kiss. The right words. The right timing.
I bet around the future. You're sitting down at your computer. Then in a few days you think about her after looking at your yearbook. She's with her boyfriend. You wish you were that guy. You screwed up.
Then one day. She comes up to you and says. "Hey, I haven't seen you since high school". That feeling of being left out or staring at her. This was your chance. "Yeah. I guess so...". That feeling of wanting to be with her. "So hows it going". At this point. She wanted to talk to you before but was scared to talk to a quiet guy/girl. "Feeling great. You look great too". Sometimes love does come back around the future. Anything can happen only if something did happen. Hell you might never see this special person in your life. That piece of your world. Your heart, is slowly fading away because of that desire. "Thanks. I was wondering if you want to hang out sometime".
There we go. You're happy right?
I don't know why I wrote this weeks ago. I felt so depressed when she rejected me. but thanks OP.
this may seem like a stupid and pointless question (because it is) but are you gay?
At least I'm not a manchild who rotted away in his mom's basement until some stupid fucking imaginary cause got him shambling outside only for a random ass bus to ruin its good paint job with my cholesterol-filled blood.
bump cant let this thread die
Say, " I am such a lucky little boy to be playing with lucky's big ol toy.
*intense child laughter*
" Thanks,
Everyday. You wake up. Go to school. Do your thing. Socialize with people but do you realize whats happening to the people around you? Everybody is battling something. As for the people. It is desire. What is desire you may ask? It is something or someone that a person wants. Obsession with love. Obsession with affection. Attention. Around our age. People desire love and attention. Wanting to be loved. Wanting to get attention. The attention is what most teenagers wanted. But I'm OP, and I'm a faggot. and since I read that my mother will die in her sleep.
My voice is utter trash but here you go.
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thanks op means a lot to me.
No, why?
okay. it was the way you were talking, i though you were a gay man
Rain more of your chocolatey voice upon us, OP
"And now, as you and I realize in each other's arms in front of this roaring fire, as our passions build, and the last glass of sparkling gin rosé is poured, and my hand brushes back your raven black tresses from your face... and we make heated love and spread cosmic vibrations."
Need some new software this program is taking out a lot of bass
I'm an english faggot and i love american dick in my hairy ass.
Can you sing / say joyfully : " Rane Bonham, touching my bottom, rane bonham, licking my scrotum, Rane Bonham tocuhing tips with tips and pickles with his nickles. "
archetypically speaking, you need to rescue your father from the underworld and sort yourself out, bucko
and that's THAT
someBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me
spoken in the most intense and serious tone of voice possible
You also have to clean your god damn room, in my estimation.
You had me laughing like a madman. You rock OP, but I won't bother you with any more ridiculousness.
ooga booga I just tongued a horses anus then licked it's shafty large penis.
it came a little bit on my lips but it's okay since it tasted like vanilla pudding just a little thicker.
good to know there are people who watch his stuff on here
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Nah man I like doing this shit
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"normies get out"
followed by your most autistic REEEEEEE
Then I'll give you one more of my favorites
"A boy and girl meet each other. They take each other hand by hand, and walk up through that long stairway to the white room of love. Yes, baby, when you love, you live."
Java is slow, get over it.
Oh- and BlackHatting is autistic.
One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.
To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chil
DO YOU SUCK DICKS!?
I just want to fuck my little sister so bad, She's 15 and I'm 27 just like in the anime Koi Kaze. But every time I'm around her I can't contain myself. I get so hard just by staring at her ass and even purposely brushing myself against her boobs when we stand next to each other. I even bend down behind her when she farts and secretly sniff her ass. I just want that bare ass up against my face while I give her a rim job then eat that beloved pussy of hers. I always wonder what her response would be if I actually made a move on her. I'm so pathetic that when she was younger she'd sleep on the couch in my room as I'd just sit on here lurking some threads. Then I'd get the motivation to stand over her and jerk off. Sometimes I'd even cum in her hair. Boy do I wish I would've just raped her now.
any femanon wanna impersonate this scene?
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thanks, man
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Fuckin' outta sight, man
ج ج
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My pleasure man
hey OP forgot to ask you but can you do this again but like the voice like this one
OH! Steven Stobiberg! Why are you so mad about Silver having a weight? Does this simply just mean you like to get fucked by foreskin soup? Most likely Onichan! whali Muska!
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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
In a singing voice~
>I like dick cheese
>I really like dick cheese
>Just bottle it up for a squeeze
>Put some on my burger eat it with my fries
>Get an endless supply from so many guys
>Dick cheese oh it's dick cheese
>I gotta get me some more please!
~now in a advertisers voice~
>Dick cheese just don't shower for three weeks.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the 3D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
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Incest Incest is the best!
Put your sister to the test!
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
In your most masculine hulk hogan voice say this:
OH YEAH ONIICHAN YOU LIKE IT WHEN I RUB MY THIGHS ON YOUR COCK. AM I MAKING YOU HAPPY ONIICHAN? AM I BEING A BAD SISTER?
Can you do pic related in your most southern/redneck voice? Your normal voice is fine too if you can't
"john madden" said over and over in the voice of stephen hawking
Some say the Chrysler Sebring convertible can find the cure for cancer... All we know is it steals yo bitch.
This is german:
Hallo ihr Mutterficker. Ich wünsche euch einen beschissenen Tag!