I'm a tits guy

>I'm a tits guy
Seriously?

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>I'm more of an ass man myself

E=MC Vagina

tits guy holocaust when??

>I'm an ass guy

i'm a thigh guy

>not a foot guy

LITERALLY homosexual

This guy knows what's up.

Midriff > tits/ass/whatever combined

you could start a fire between her legs

Axilla > midriff > tits/ass/whatever combined

i'd argue but i'm too busy being tits guy master race

thigh guys are the most based

A nice handful is the best for tits.
But a nice big arse, round hips and thick thighs always trump titties.
A woman could have a completely flat chest but have those other features and still be 10/10.

Legs>all

DFC + wide hips + nice tushy = perfection

Absolutely patrician

trash fetish
wasted libido

I dunno. Always been an ass/legs guy.

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HOMOSEXUAL

bit of a butterface tho

Doesn't matter when she's facing away from you

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>thigh guy

This

>DFC
pedo in denial

tits are for high tier humans like whites and asians

ass is for niggers, taconiggers, and apes.

tits plebs with mommy issues detected

>not being a tits guy
are you gay
that daphne is hot tho, did they make a new scooby doo movie? would watch

>mommy issues
more like not gay issues
liking ass is for niggers

Liking girls is for fags

I'm more of an axilla guy and tits guys are the absolute worst tbqh

>I'm more of an axilla guy
literal meme

God, I wanna rub against and fuck that shit, man.

Goddamn this existance.

cant we all just get along?

patricians do exist m8

I just love MEW, she could be staring at the camera saying dumb shit for her husbands next no-budget indie movie and I'd watch it. And I have.

Also, Faults was good. Dude has my respect.

soon

HNNNNGGGGGGG
I'm the tits guy who posted hendricks but MEW is God-tier. The face alone, that slim body, those legs

That woman is hot af but the axilas aren't the main reason

pleeb

>posts a 10
>hurr durr muh axilas
don't pretend it's the axilas turning you on, cheeky cunt
you wouldn't fuck Rosie O'Donnell if she had perfect axilas and we both know it

face > legs > axilla > everything else

Many tits guy would fuck the shit out of her if she had huge tits though
Tits """guys""" really are the worst

I'm a tits guy and I wouldn't fuck her.
Don't confuse "tits guy" with "low standards"
Also you didn't deny my statement

who /legs/ here?

PATRICIAN
>Midriff,Feet,Armpits,Hairy Forearms,Feet
NORMIE
>Ass
ABSOLUTE PLEBEIAN 12 YEAR OLD TIER
>Tits

>Don't confuse "tits guy" with "low standards"
There's a huge deal of overlap between the two.

>Also you didn't deny my statement
Why would I reply to a strawman? Never said I was a one-issue guy.

That's what I thought before trying to watch braindead. I just can't watch that crap.

>implying you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 with ugly armpits
>implying you weren't strawmanning yourself

anyone and everyone who isn't a faggot or a virgin is /legs/ imo

id pay to be proven wrong

>10/10
>with ugly armpits
No such a thing, lad.

patrician detected

Footfags should be shot on sight

Fucking degenerates

They're just another meme like the armpitfags and otherkin. Most of them wouldn't be so out of touch if not for the internet. Those deviances are memes, viruses of the mind.

#/DFC/4LIFE

SUPERSTORM GLENN

STRONGEST STORM SINCE SUPERSTORM JODI

GET HYPE

heart shaped cut outs around the thighs and butt are my fetish

armpit and feet are totally legit you retarded faggot

Who is this and where can i see the rest

You are a very closed-minded individual.

lmao fuck off reddit

She would be my 10/10 goddess if she got rid of that damn face-mole.

Am I degenerate for liking collar bones, shoulders, and thighs?

you mean titcow?

that's a very patrician fetish

If you aren't a tits guy you are okay in my book.

They're deviant. Could happen naturally due to fucked up experiences though, like getting seduced by an older woman as a child and her having you massage her there or something.
lel do facts trigger you?
>muh reddit
stop projecting, reddit cuck
go munch on ellen pao's carpet while she censors dissidence or something

Just based on her ass isn't it 100% certain the girl on the right has hit puberty?

not at full speed yet

but she's getting there...

what about beautiful neck and hands?

any bros here?

>trash fetish
this

It's always nice to see reddit stopping by for a few minutes

YES
oh god yes thats my thing, I thought I was the only one holy shit. what a relief to know that im not a weirdo :^)

>not a dick guy
hehehe faggot

Hands get me so hard...

>hurr durr you're reddit because you don't support degeneracy
wow , really made me think
gas yourself

>wow , really made me think

Donald

Whats her name?

that's hot as fuck

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are you european or underage? how could you possibly not know who that is?

>she deleted everything

fucking crime against humanity

i told one or two people about my hand and necks thing while they were going on about asses and shit.

they just kept saying - weird, it's weird. so, i don't mention this to anybody now.

Her Twitter made me laugh so hard I don't even want to fap anymore
>"I like nerdy shit and wearing tiny bikinis. And I have a pretty big ass hahaha. Sometimes I get naked on cam. lol 18+ only!"

rising star, chiara aurelia

hell yeah

nice soft hands, thin fingers, slightly sweaty...oh my fuck...

there's more, btw

wait funny how?

Would you please elaborate? I went to Donald and found no threads.

Do you live under a rock? That's Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. See

>Black

Jesus christ how pleb you can get ?

youtube.com/watch?v=vqZ0JYuE2g4
I thank the Universe every day for stuff like this

>using Yotsuba/Yotsuba B
how newfag can you get? I bet you don't even disable the post links.

He's still a pleb redditor but Tomorrow is the best style, easy on the eyes.

>He's still a redditor
I'm not
>Tomorrow is the best style, easy on the eyes.
Agreed

i think i need to go through asmr content.

Let's agree to disagree ;)