Met a trap on tinder, met up and had an awkward meeting, made out and took her home... immediately regretted it...

Met a trap on tinder, met up and had an awkward meeting, made out and took her home... immediately regretted it. Ask me anything

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What made it so shit?

did you fuck? what do you regret?

unrelated but how the fuck do guys like having their balls sucked that hard?

hurts like fuck

Well I was so turned on by the idea of hooking up with a trap, when it actually happened I was so disgusted. I hated myself for a good month. His/her face still haunts me to this day.
Also it was like making out with a man, very aggressive.

What did you do with them?

lol sorry b/ro but you just reminded me of this time I made out with a dude and yeah it was agressive as fuck so weird

Made out, jerked eachother off in my car. Worst part was she was Brazilian and barely spoke English. We didn't hold a single conversation for a good 2 hours "hanging out" before.

>like making out with a man
>making out with a man

share pics of him/her

I feel you. Fucked a bbw once and now Living in america is pain.

Nothing more? Did it look at all like a woman?

I think I could ignore it if it somewhat resembled a woman.

Has nice rack, rancid face though. Can you tell why I'm still sick to this day?

You're a faggot now son, congrats.

Now take these anti depressants and try not to kill yourself. Or do, frankly I don't care.

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What is with Sup Forums and traps these days?

>her

"trap"

Did something similar a few years ago, after cumming on her face I immediently went to the bathroom to throw up

Biggest mistake ever, never confuse porn fantasy with real life.

Sounds awful, what's the full story?

Eesh.

your problem was having your first experience with a trap that doesn't look feminine at all

I booked an appointment to fuck a thai ladyboy in my city last night but i cancelled last minute. so fucking happy i went with my guy feel, think i wouldve hated myself for months if i went through with it.

is this the work of the jews socially conditioning of Sup Forums?

Met a tranny on okcupid, wasnt hard to smooth talk, anyway we ended up meeting up specifically to fuck and once she arrived i realised the pics were very misleading

We fucked and I was really rough because I was lowkey pissed off for being lied to

She also tried to get me to put it in without a condom which pissed me off (i used my own condoms obviously)

I made sure to cum over her ugly face, I put her in place and she kept telling me I turned her out

But as soon as I cummed i felt sick and threw up and left and never talked to her again

Sex wasnt that good, she was nothing but a hole essentially and a face to cum over

Really nasty. I thought i'd be into trannies but I guess its only in porn its hot. she didnt even get hard, so there was this gross limp dick flapping around, so offputting

But yeah, porn does not reflect real life interests

Sorry on phone I coudnt greentext

Are building stick huts listed under its hobbies?

OP you're now gay for life. Good job jerking a man's dick you degenerate faggot. You're better off going religious or an hero. This act casts shame on you and your ancestors.

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Damn, well one was I did think about it afterwards was, it's an experience I'll think back too when I'm old and I'll laugh it off. Gotta try everything right?

this thread is golden

fucking faggots

Sounds like a shemale... not a trap.. not to mention you took on a South American one.. traps aren't like that at all, you fucked a gross prostitute

I've been thinking about traps lately. I think the experience would be amazing if they were really just a chick with a dick. Your issue here is that this girl looks like a wildebeest. Try a feminine looking trap.

Didn't fuck

Nah traps are still like that, even ones who speak english are usually incapable of holding conversations because they're huge narcissists and don't know how to listen. All they know is how to talk about themselves in the most vapid way

why the fuck do you faggots refer to trannies as 'she'. you fucked dudes you dipshits

My only tinder hookup is a trans girl last month. Meet at bar, went to her place after. Fucked her, swapped blowjobs, slept, did it again and I left in the morning. Not all experiences are like OP's.

I dunno, I've never had any issue talking to people irl, I try and avoid the subject of me because I'd much rather learn about the person I'm having interest in...
Only issues I get is when I have to tell then about the dick, and then it's "bye Felicia"

Any pics?

Wait wut?

When they look more feminine, hotter, and are more into you than the majority of women you start to realize something about what we were taught growing up is not right.

The egyptians had enuchs and wore make up. People are seemingly born gay.


If you fuck tgirls and girls then you are bisexual. Dudes who are into fucking tgirls are like 95% of the time BISEXUAL. Sure the tgirl MIGHT be gay but there are definitions to those words to differentiate the two.

Just goes to show how brainwashed people are to just see in black and white instead of thinking.


Anyway.... Post more pics of her OP.

Post pics

Tl;Dr version:
>I talk to people like a normal non-autistic human
>I'm trans
>Guy's deuce out when they find out I have a dick

I don't really know what your problem is m8. It's about what you find objectively attractive. If you find female proportions and features attractive, you could still find them attractive on a person born male. If you were straight then a woman with male proportions and features wouldn't be attractive. Obviously you find cock objectively attractive, even if it's on something that resembles a female body closely enough. Your problem is obviously that you're a massive faggit. Sorry man, a cock is a cock no matter what it's on.

>734183010

>like making out with a man

OP here, dudes are gross... cocks are nice. Weird psychology huh. That's why I wanted a trans to mess around with. To play with a cock but not go near a dude.

How big is your wiener? How big was his weiner? Do you consider yourself a faggot now? Favorite film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Any Netflix recommendations? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? Do you eat the Booty? Do you have any fetishes? Opinion on the Pakistan India conflict? Opinion on trump? Difference between existing and living?

That's not a trap, that's just a Puerto Rican dude.

her? you mean it?

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Need pics yo.

Instructions unclead

We like pissing you off fag

Ha.

So you would've preferred a huge erect penis? Faggots like you make me sick.

>took her home
>her

try again faggot

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

MY SIDES ARE IN PAIN

I fucking hate that you lot call then girls.
THEY ARE MEN IN DRAG !

OP this is you
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Bro don't pretend like big cocks aren't aesthetic as fuck. Of course I did. But it wouldn't matter anyway especially since she wasn't hot IRL.

>I'm trans
> like a normal non-autistic human

kek, you are far from normal you deranged faggot, I hope the next guy you mislead kills you and walks free.

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why are you bi for fucking tgirls?
you just said they can be more feminine than actual women, sounds straight to me

>her ?
HIM YOU SICK FUCK

Lol, well damn, didn't mean to rustle your Jimmy's boy, but I pay for my own half of meals and tell them early on, soooo..

ugly men become ugly women I guess...

You sound worse than fucking SJW's, nobody consciously uses pronouns you dumb fuck

Its just automatic

Answer this one faggot

It's okay we understand that you are upset that you will never get to fuck a girl, even one with a penis.

Ignore. Nothing more autistic than an edge lord

Banging a barely passable trap isn't a great experience. Too many I'm literally having gay sex' moments.

Find a good one. Yeah, we all know it's still technically a dude, but from being wtih a few, when they're passable, and feminine, with decent implants and a somewhat feminine frame (not 6ft or quarterback shouldered) that thought doesn't actually come into it.

Last trap I was with was 5'6, good realistic implants and slim face, for example.

Well you have a penis and you aren't a man. So seems not to be related really.

>We didn't hold a single conversation for a good 2 hours "hanging out" before.

KEK, fuck that awkwardness

>have shit day
>come on Sup Forums and read about fags in denial
>feel better
thanks you guys

damn that's creepy

Holy shit dude, my sides. Traps are supposed to be passable man wtf is that thing?

why aren't you man enough to suck a dick?

>I try and avoid the subject of me because I'd much rather learn about the person I'm having interest in.
Same, it's fun getting to know people. Would hang out with and get to know.

I can't really see myself getting a romantic attraction for a trap though, but maybe that's because I've never met any irl and only met 1 trans; she's a nice person.

Sexual attraction is a whole different subject. Maybe due to exposure online, but the idea of trying out sex with a trap is intriguing, provided the trap is passable, has a smaller dick than I have because muh insecurities, and is bottom only.

If you have a good personality and are at least decently passable, you should be able to find a dude if you look in the right areas. I bet it's harder to find a potential mate than a fuckbuddy, but looking for bisexual guys rather than completely straight guys should help a lot already.
Alternatively, socialize and you might find someone of interest through that.

This is her for anyone that cares

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Here's what a typical "trap" looks like. Basically a regular autistic male.

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You're all fucking stupid for fucking non-passable traps. Of course you can kind of tune it out when you're jerking off to one on the internet but if you fuck a real life trap your brain will sometimes go 'is this a dude?' and if it doesn't look 100% convincing you will just end up seeing a dude with long hair and makeup which is a huge turnoff unless you're gay. Fuck a passable trap and you'll have a great time, they're just kinda hard to find.

Yeah, sadly the mate aspect I'd near impossible, traps and trans are seen as products of sexual fulfillment and bucket list checking.
In any case, if you've met an actually passable trap you wouldn't realize until they said something about it. Do you go out and look for them? Orrrr...? Because tbh I don't even know where we congregate, hahaha.

If you wanna fuck a tranny, just pay an escort. Porn is still better ultimately. I think most guys are only "into" trannies because of their porn addiction escalated to it. Even really hot trannies aren't overly exciting IRL.

Source on ops fist pic

disgusting

poast feat

Yeah man, Porn is just a movie. Romanticised dramatic fluff. After all that its a dude in makeup with plastic surgery.

You must be seriously passable if it actually boils down to you having to reveal that you have a penis.

Voice is usually a dead giveaway, even if the looks are that convincing.

This is why most of us go to hot trans escorts high on coke/drunk. Keeps that fantasy alive.

I only like passable traps

Even then its hit or miss. Those pictures are the biggest lies of all.

Lol fuck

I've never had anyone blink an eye towards my voice, it could be just some people being nice, but idk. I mean it's not like I go on 20 dates a week or something, I actually stopped trying recently to meet guys.
But yeah, the super masculine voice isn't a 100% thing. The worst offense of anything imo is photoshop though, girls who photoshop make me fucking sick

some are better than others. I've been to a few but just one was actually better than the pictures.

Few more on my list but at this point, having played the game for years without catching anything and having a good time, I'm pretty slow to suck an escorts cock.

But on the other hand there is always that thrill of the thought of meeting the ultimate passable trap.

The worst is when they wear wigs. I hate that plastic smell.
You got that pioneer spirit son. I wish you luck on your future endeavors.

What sucks about this whole thing is that (and this is only based on my own experiences) very femenine traps don't like their penises and would tell you to don't touch it very often, like, bitch thats the main reason why I'm doing this

was her dick bigger than yours.

The whole concept of traps/trans basically looking like women but with the libido of men (read: cockhungry 24/7 according to Sup Forums etc.) doesn't help either. The increased libido and not being a starfish or entitled in bed is one of the big selling points. Because of that and the novelty due to rarity of them being around, you'll be very likely to encounter fetishists in the process of trying to find a mate.
I can imagine it sucks; being part of a group where the stereotype is far from your own personal characteristics is damn annoying to deal with, especially when the stereotype seems to prevalent.

You've got a fair point, yeah. I never actively searched for them as they're incredibly rare (and I have a gf now); I wouldn't have anything to offer as an average looking bloke anyway, as the supply-demand rate favors the supply significantly I reckon. I never even actively tried casual dating with women though, and they're far more common than trans/traps.

With "meeting" a trap/trans I mean actually talking with them, not just spotting one passing by. I know spotting a passable one is difficult, but there are certain subtle tells I noticed with my trans friend, and she's been hit on by men several times we went out.

You sound like a nice person, I'd definitely hang out and acquaint if I knew you irl.
Best of luck in finding a nice mate, user, I'm sure you'll find one one day.