*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*

"try doing squats your chicken leg faggots"

Beat the shit out of them

*throws banana and records them fighting over it

>ok guys , go back to your cell, dont make me shoot u

starting suck all their dicks wearing my sissy white boi tranny garb.

it's natural.

evolution at work.

breed my AZZ.

Pull out my shotgun.

I'd ask what their workout plans are like. Looking pretty ripped and I could get some tips. I mean that sounds like a pretty normal response, but no doubt the social geniuses on Sup Forums will either try to lynch them or suck their cocks like any normal non-basement dwelling person would.

...

toss an orange regulation watermelon at em?

Just look around and shout "Daddy?"

Toss the chicken legs from KFC and they will fight for it

That's not you

"Ah, excuse me guys." And then "Thanks." when they oblige.

>Draws double-edged katana from sheathe
>"It's been a while since this ol' girl has tasted blood"
>Grin as I teleport behind them all and cut them in half with a single stroke
>"I guess today wasn't your lucky day"

>A wild job application appears and scares them all away.
>It's super effective!

Give them a math problem and run..

"Im here to serve a subpoena regarding some unpaid child support"

>nigs scatter
>continue on my way

serve them their child support papers.

Get on my knees and worship

>throw blunt in opposite direction
>nignogs chase after blunt
>make my escape in the confusion

Throw some feces at them. It's the only language they understand.

Leave out grape koolaid, bucket of chicken and watermelon. Wait for them to run for it.

>unzips

Fuck right off too

Make them form a line by handing them nonemployment papers. Then fight them one on one.

*kung fu them dead in 2.6 seconds

*gasp* this if is just like that porno i watched the other day!

Wow. Loser gets the wrong teams emblem tattooed on arm to ensure he stays a loser for good. What a fucking faggot.

Pulls out pistol and double tap them from left to right

tell their owners

Offer them my wife and daughters if they spare my life.

I'd have sex with every single one of them, at once.

Give them all the white women, like they deserve.

Not him, but: genau die richtige Mannschaft, Untermensch. Lutsch mehr Judenschwänze.

spotted the jew

"what up my niggers, what's good"

My grandpa bayonetted your grandpa, schwanz sauger.

*lean head in respect*
Walk back the way I came.

"Oh shit waddup, we gettin lit tonight?"

Proceed to plan for shenanigans with my fellow nubians

"Greeting fellow humans of Nigerian descent"
*Proceeds to run as fast as I can*

nigger detected

Oh no, not again!

...

>bend over
>sigh
"who's first"

Find a fat white girl to wave from across the room.

OP, you fucked up.

Your post should have been a, "name my band" post.

>die op.

Call the cops and tell them you're witnessing a theft involving a group of young black males.

I'd probably get my ass kicked but I'd go up to the biggest nigger and spit in his fucking nigger face

>blocks your path
But OP, there's only 5 of those fucking shit colored pussy faggots
What am I going to do after lunch?

I came to this bread for a good laugh and that was the closest to the entertainment I was looking for...

Has to fight them all because they won't fight 1 on 1

I'll take'em off your hands if this is a standing offer...

>gives them a watermelon

Throw basketball at them, walk by.