REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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as the first post is the best post, you have to reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

K

plz be 5'2

Please kind sir

Ty op

if dubs then the truth

Cool! Another girlfriend

please God

wew

Pls be cate blanchett

Sure. I'll roll for a second girl

Nothing better to do

No dubs she has penis

Dubs shes your perfect type

Yo

p

k

lmao

Is meme magic real?

jokes on you, i asked her to be my girlfriend yesterday

Ok..I wanna see how this goes

kek

this better work op

Please.

Well, it can't hurt to try... can it?

THESE THREADS NEVER WORK!!

...

yeaahahaha

You are lying, no one could love me. Not even myself

never works but, anyway, who cares?

I don't think so

pls

ok

I do and never nothing happens.

>tfw I had one and it was the worst ever

i higly doubt it but its worth trying

doubt it

Going for it

i want to believe, but i know its not gonna happen

greentext now

checking in

damnit

Having a girlfriend is like owning a boat. At first, it's great, but then you keep throwing money into it and wasting time maintaining it until you realize that the burden outweighs the fun.

Fuck it

Rollin, rollin, rollin
My balls are really swollen
Raaaawhiiiiiiiiiiiiide!

This thread is powerful. Too powerful. As I am writing this, I have not yet posted in this thread, and yet I have had a girlfriend for the past year? As a year ago is indeed "by tomorrow", does that mean this post's strength transcends time? Does my future response ensure my reception of a girlfriend in the past? I felt myself compelled to respond, achingly attacked by these questions, if only to be sure that I was not disturbing a stable time loop, which, should this thread 404 without my response to it, I shall be transported to an alternate reality where my girlfriend and I never met. This post was my life's calling, my destiny. Thank you user, you have done me a service.

ok

Pls be cute

K OP

No i won't

This is why we need to work on cloning.

done.
please let her be mormon.

I dont even want one

Can't hurt to try at this point. Just want a nice girl who's pretty.

Done

lol at this

F

I want to believe.

Roll

rolling

K

Fuck me she's cute.
Replying because why not.

Hope springs eternal

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so were not gonna check these quads?

...

K whateves

K

Girlfriend by her free will or by force?

Please work

Like who?

I take that. thanks.

I have nothing to lose but my virginity

I'm still waiting for the last three

i doubt it

...

I am in

sure

it will never works

It didn't work last time but Imma keep trying

Please be real

Get out of the hosue and go to a bar or something. Online dating sometimes works as well.

why do you keep making this stupid post all the time? you use the same picture and exactly the same words... whats the deal? do you really just want to bait people that much?

k

gf pls

Replying

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
No, I won't.

why isnt this working

It's true free watches?

inst-watch.bnaz.org

love me emilie

Let's hope..

I doubt it.. but here goes!

desperation game is strong

Replying

Need me some puss

Ayyyy check em

ok

PRAISE JESUS

Not with that attitude

Was gonna kill myself tomorrow anyways, so why not?