REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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as the first post is the best post, you have to reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
K
plz be 5'2
Please kind sir
Ty op
if dubs then the truth
Cool! Another girlfriend
please God
wew
Pls be cate blanchett
Sure. I'll roll for a second girl
Nothing better to do
No dubs she has penis
Dubs shes your perfect type
Yo
p
k
lmao
Is meme magic real?
jokes on you, i asked her to be my girlfriend yesterday
Ok..I wanna see how this goes
kek
this better work op
Please.
Well, it can't hurt to try... can it?
THESE THREADS NEVER WORK!!
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yeaahahaha
You are lying, no one could love me. Not even myself
never works but, anyway, who cares?
I don't think so
pls
ok
I do and never nothing happens.
>tfw I had one and it was the worst ever
i higly doubt it but its worth trying
doubt it
Going for it
i want to believe, but i know its not gonna happen
greentext now
checking in
damnit
Having a girlfriend is like owning a boat. At first, it's great, but then you keep throwing money into it and wasting time maintaining it until you realize that the burden outweighs the fun.
Fuck it
Rollin, rollin, rollin
My balls are really swollen
Raaaawhiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
This thread is powerful. Too powerful. As I am writing this, I have not yet posted in this thread, and yet I have had a girlfriend for the past year? As a year ago is indeed "by tomorrow", does that mean this post's strength transcends time? Does my future response ensure my reception of a girlfriend in the past? I felt myself compelled to respond, achingly attacked by these questions, if only to be sure that I was not disturbing a stable time loop, which, should this thread 404 without my response to it, I shall be transported to an alternate reality where my girlfriend and I never met. This post was my life's calling, my destiny. Thank you user, you have done me a service.
ok
Pls be cute
K OP
No i won't
This is why we need to work on cloning.
done.
please let her be mormon.
I dont even want one
Can't hurt to try at this point. Just want a nice girl who's pretty.
Done
lol at this
F
I want to believe.
Roll
rolling
K
Fuck me she's cute.
Replying because why not.
Hope springs eternal
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͍̟͔͔͈̟̯̝̙̖͉̘̖̺͑̊̃ͬ͑͒͐̃̓̇ͣͤͩ̽̚̚͢͡͠͠͠P̷͚̯̹̳͍̠͙͕̬̼̱̯̫͕̟͚̣̜̬ͭ̒͆̃̐̎̍̎̈́̊͗ͬ͒̍ͬ̀́͜
̨̗̱͇͚͔̮̮̝̯̻̳͈̺͓͈͉̹͈ͨ͑ͫ̽ͧ̍ͦ̏̄̍́͒̽̋͊̀́̚͞ ̨̢̘̖͇̠ͬ̉̈̉̈́ͨ͆͊ͮ͞͡ͅL̵̨̩͓̩̱̝̭̖̖̳͌̓̏̊̄̄̉͐̔̃͗͂ͣ̔̐̊̃̊̚
̶̷̤̞͉͕̪͉̟̮͎͎͍̱̦̫͉̓̉ͤ̈͛̐͠͡I̸̟̤͚͍̘͉̰̜͊̈́͐̎ͣ́͟͝
̵͎͔̰͕̹̱̭̤̟̱̰̼̳̭̂̏̓ͮ͛͋̽ͭͦ͊ͭ̌̕͡ͅ ̴̧͖̗̩̮̤̱̪̼̙̬̐̆ͩ̽ͤͤ́ͅE̴̠͇̤̫̗̗͙̣̹̱͔̬͖͎̒ͮ͗̊̍͡ͅ
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so were not gonna check these quads?
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K whateves
K
Girlfriend by her free will or by force?
Please work
Like who?
I take that. thanks.
I have nothing to lose but my virginity
I'm still waiting for the last three
i doubt it
...
I am in
sure
it will never works
It didn't work last time but Imma keep trying
Please be real
Get out of the hosue and go to a bar or something. Online dating sometimes works as well.
why do you keep making this stupid post all the time? you use the same picture and exactly the same words... whats the deal? do you really just want to bait people that much?
k
gf pls
Replying
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
No, I won't.
why isnt this working
It's true free watches?
love me emilie
Let's hope..
I doubt it.. but here goes!
desperation game is strong
Replying
Need me some puss
Ayyyy check em
ok
PRAISE JESUS
Not with that attitude
Was gonna kill myself tomorrow anyways, so why not?