500 word essay due tomorrow

>500 word essay due tomorrow
>can't stop marathoning kino

What the fuck do I do Sup Forums?!?!?

>posting breaking bad
>what the le fuck do I do xd
Your picture sums up what you should do

>300 character essay due next week
>can't stop browsing Sup Forums

Literally kill yourself

put down the kino, son

fpbp

>300 bags of rice needed for market tomorrow
>Can't stop listening to Gangnam Style

WHAT DO I DO?

>it's popular so it's bad
holy fuck i wish i was as cool as you

>500 essay
Considering my thesis required a 500 word summary page, fuck off OP

Is 500 words even a page?

essay on wat

>100 character tweet due for my meme class in 3 hours
>Haven't started

500 words. That's barely a page

I thought that man it's literally like what I was doing in like primary school, what a fuck nugget

How to bang your mom

yeah dood like totally xD

My course uniroincally has 250 word assignments. I handed in two this week.

that's a fake dick

You have an essay due on a Sunday?

>500 words
>Essay

>American
>Education

>Breaking Bad
>Kino

>Kino
>Not over exploited cancerous meme

>OP
>Not a raging faggot

I want newplebs to LEAVE

>10 words essay
>can't stop writing

help me Sup Forums

Holy shit, dude. A 500 word essay takes like 15 minutes to type. Stop be lazy.

Do u have an eraser?

It's on computer. OH MY GOD I LITERALLY TYPED 11 WORDS PLEASE HELP.

>three sets of equal digits due tomorrow
>can't stop writing essays
I'm in serious trouble

Due on a sunday?

You can submit stuff online now, most of my work was due on a Sunday.

asspull something in 2 hours.

it's how i got by every time. just remember to paraphrase someone else at least every single paragraph. it's ok so long as you source them.

and basically just copy/paste the intro so you can reuse it as a conclusion. should be fine if you just reword it a little.

Is this not common?

Almost all my assignments are due on Sunday's at 11:59pm.

Watch BvS one last time and get to work BOI

>6 million bags of heroin to do
>can't stop making indie films
this is killing me

stop using memes that died 2 years ago for a start

>have to write my name in 6 months time
>no particular demands on my time from tv or film

>500 word essay

I dunno, maybe get up for 10-20 minutes and just type it?

>Time travel essay due last week

>implying Breaking Bad is not kino
Damn user senpai, you must show me how to be edgy like you.

>500 word essay
How's Middle School?

>Six word sentence needed for tomorrow.
>Can't stop watching kino and films.

What the fuck do I do?

How is 500 words difficult.. you can play something in the background and cramp it out

>literally have to write one word tomorrow
>too busy watching flicks

this, except I like BB

>best bb character
>obscure old meme
>in a thread with an obscure old meme op
>trying for repeating numerals

I like you. but who an I quoting?

jej

>20 word poem about the weather due in a week
>can't stop marathoning Prison Break

I feel your pain Sup Forumsrother.

500 WORDS?!

Shit it out in 20 minutes while taking a dump.

Its a common thing now to accommodate online students.

500 words? What are you, in middle school?

>thesis sentence due next week
>can't stop masturbating to this

>tfw 750 words for a "critically discuss" the law of property as it relates to unconscionability of contracts

gotta read some lame ass fucking journal articles

You have two options:
1) Leave Sup Forums and never come back
2) Lurk moar
I highly recommend option 1. Reddit could always use more people like you.

>essays
I've never wrote any lol

this isnt your secret club you faggot

>imblying a thesis would have a 500 word summary page

you've be out-olded

>500 word essay
you in pre-school nigga?
git the fuck out

>tfw have to write a 300 page book by tomorrow afternoon or my publisher will sue me
>can't stop shitposting on Sup Forums

What the fuck do I do?????

I'm about to start a PhD and I fucking wish all I had to do was a 500 word essay.


Tell me anons, am I wasting my life on a PhD in Communications and Media Studies, or will I be the next Zizek?

Do you have a funny speech impediment?

If not you have no hope

>Got to be at work in 30 mins by bike
>Sitting here browsing Sup Forums recovering from my orgasm, covered in cum butt naked.

send help

The classic response for anyone who wants to be spoonfed

y-you need help cleaning up, bro?

>my face when fourteen word green text due by the end of this sentence

>s, am I wasting my life on a PhD in Communications and Media Studies,

yes

time is your life

and money is worse

but what a fucking retarded phd thatll be

whatever you are writing is of no use to anyone in the world except for other students to reference in their essays

change your life

>10 shitposts due by tomorrow
>can't stop writing 500 word essays

I'm getting the noose ready, lads. its been nice to know you all

>140 character essay due in an hour
>can't stop watching my cinema

>Need to breathe to live

>haven't formed lungs

>haven't been born

>only been browsing Sup Forums in the womb

>30 word essay on what I did over summer vacation due next monday

>all I did was shitpost Sup Forums

>tried to lie on the last two summer vacation essays

>the class always knows I'm lying when I read it aloud

>Teacher can't contain laughter at my pathetic lies

>I-I rode my b-bike

>begin to piss self

>Class huddles around my crotch and licks the fabric of my piss stained pants

>400 word essay due in ten minutes
>can't stop writing 400 words essays
it's over

kek'd

>100 word Youtube comment due tomorrow
>Can't stop browsing cooking recipes on a Mongolian throat singing forum
It's over

See this image? Don't try to kill yourself like that. You will just end up mutilated.