This is my friend's girlfriend.
What did she mean by this?
This is my friend's girlfriend.
What did she mean by this?
wrong number or she wants to fuck
I'm think she mean that she's bored
Ask her why. You aspie fuck
She wants you to give her a cockpocket
She's bored, so she wants to talk?
keep talking to her and you'll find out, you can't tell at this point
Just fucking ask her you retard.
if you rearrange the letters in autistic you get OP
Draw a whimsical little face on your whimsical little dick, send her a pic and say that the party is just getting started on your end.
Tell her to do something fun and see what she says
You should reply, but find out why she texted you in the first place:
"Hey [her name]. Why are you bored? Also, not sure if you meant to text me. This is [user], [your friend's name]'s buddy. Just want to make sure you know who you're chatting with, so that I don't get the wrong idea 'bout how you feel about me LOL"
...
bump
no emojys - preferrably she's really bored.
send her a flaccid dickpic and tell her you are "bored" too
Don't do this. Don't remind her she's got a bf
genius... this !
how about you shut up and we meet for a fuck in one hour at my place.
My guess is she's bored
rolling for this
this plz
dubs say - do this
roll
tried thrice - im out
...
this or /thread
time to get hammered & screwed
"me too, wanna hang?"
and the rest is history, some pussy and possibly an assault charge
Kek
OOO
J J J
that's the most autistic text i've ever read
sup
Nothing or no one?
Trips don't lie
She def want your dick, go ahead like the autistic guy you are and make a move
Are you retarded or what ?
Type: K
" I got nothing to do"
Trailer trash detected. 100% she wants cock.
so theres this chans
trips and Ddubs OP - develope alpha and do it
What the actual fuck?
"It would be crazy if you sent pussy pics"
Tell her to read the bible or paradise lost
Faggot beta
Whatever happens, just be sure to consult Sup Forums once she's taken her clothes off. Also consult Sup Forums before you cum on her tits. Very important.
I don't understand why people are ragging on this. Do you respect your friendship with your buddy? If not, go right ahead and send some of the asinine responses on here. If you do value your friendship, follow my advice.
That's the international code for anal fisting
shes bored because you are retard, I mean theres literally 1 millon things you can do to help her, instead you ask us.
eat her ass
that means she wants to be force fed eggs
Betas are beta
"Well I'm doing mythic raiding on WoW so yeah."
Her cunt will be as dry as the Tanari desert
l2read queermo, she wants a dick
Damn, dude. Which realm? US/EU?
As long as its flaccid its not sexual!
Did you ask her over yet or you're being a fag?
Op kill?
Moon Guard. wanna join my RP guild?
so CP isn't P?
Yeah. Is it on EU?
She probably wants to get to know her bf's friends?
Really bad advice. Don't weird her out you aspie fuck. Just have a normal conversation.
this is a setup op. ask her if she would like to come over and watch a movie or something. if she does. tell your bro and set her up.
itt: watch op fuck up his chance
OP here. I sent her a dick pic...
I'm a fucking faggot DUBS AGREED
"i love it! :)"
??????
THIS. She will never doubt that you are gay, no matter what.
Reveal the photo, faggot!
Ugh. Go die now please.
>blurring the dick like we know who you are
show dick queer
Why blur it? Scared so many people will recognise it?
wat
Oh yep I'd recognise that tiny dick anywhere!
sure that's not just the profile pic on the left that you blurred out too
show us your dick
>show dick queer
...really
Little did OP know, this was a trap. Not even blurring his penis would help, because that girl was about to send his penis to all of her friends.
Yes
...really
Probably not even a dick pic
confirmed bait
>wat
Fuck with 4 chin long enough and you'll get chinned. You sent her messages that you cut out of your screen shot, likely to hide faggotry. You sent her a pic of a burger and fries than scribbled on it and told us it was your dick. Next you'll show us a screen shot only showing her saying 'lol' and say it was a response to you telling her you would fuck her throat and cum in her eye.
HOLY SHIT!
> This user just blinded me by the shine of his armour.
fuck off
agreed keep posting op
queers gonna queer
This
YOU user...
Shall be correct!!!!!!!!
Im alpha...ffs im //fit/ but i would not fuck my friend's gf.
Sometimes i get anxiety attacks over how beta some people either truly are or pretend to be. I get scared when i have to face the fact that this might be reality. Im soaked in cold sweat just thinking that somewhere out there , a man was offered pussy and all he had to offer in return was spaghettios.
Please let this be some cruel joke or simulation.
I want to believe that this isnt a universe designed specifically for cucks.
Nice 1 mate
thread full of sad queers now
"would not fuck my friend's gf"
I crown you king of faggot
/faggot/
>universe designed specifically for cucks
>non-cucks exist
>retard exists
you're just retarded
You really are a pathetic little fag
First you have to confirm she wants to fuck you , you beta ass cuck. Then after you got hard proof she wants the dick , hit up your bro with the information that his girl's a skank and wants to fuck other people. Then proceed to double team , blast with semen , ditch and never call again.
Holy fuck.
You'll understand when and if you get a friend
someone hasnt checked the cuck rates recently , theyre spiking af and they have been for the last 2 decades.
According to my data , no man has actively chased some pussy since '98.
I'm the OP
That was good a good reply user.
Would you want your friends fucking your gf (if you could ever get one, faggot)? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
>Greentexting greentext just to greentext
Get the joke or fuck off autist.
Ultimately the slutbag means that you hang out with your friend too much, meaning less time for her with your friend. She means to record whatever you are going to do with her to destroy your friendship and have him all to herself.
Remember Bros before Hos!
This is possibly the worst thing you could text!