Why is he unhappy

why is he unhappy

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He has to wear 4 inch boots to be near even height with a woman in sneakers

she has no eyebrows

Because no matter how hard he tries to be interesting, he'll always be Shia LaBeouf

you cant spoof the laboof though

I glued some eyebrows on her, but last thread got deleted

how bout you glue his beard to her face and remove his brows

He didn't JUST DO IT

it's cute how she always smiles for the camera and clinches his hand

>hfw she met Shia's mom

>her face when she sees the midget sex dungeon in the castle

his moms a hobbit?

cuz his girl ugly

I'm sure your girl is much better

bling bling

this is Sup Forums. Every one here is dating a 10/10 model.

Yeah, she acually is.

Is Shia in American History X 2?

>tfw no loyal and loving gf

If you're 4/10 and date a Hollywood movie star, you better be loyal.

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>jeans tucked under the boots

Why do people do this?

>people criticizing him for getting legit wife material instead of vapid whore #256748896969

military kind of look

memes

You need loser pants for that.

This desu

how do i get in contact with shia? does he have an email?

He's unhappy because he's shia lebeouff and he's shia lebeaoff because he's ubhappy :_;

I don't think he wants to talk to you

that doesn't matter

I actually like him, he seems like a very self aware guy.

>those weakass bitch shoulders
Lmao what a pathetic manlet

Very simple, he has grown to be an intellectual but realizes the only attention he will get are from followers obsessed with Hollywood actors and fame.

yes it does

i miss his art exhibits they were underrated

shia's mom is a gypsy? does she have magical gypsy powers?

I like Shia but most of his performance art pieces were pretty much completely aped from other performance artists

Most specifically when he straight up recreated The Artist is Present and passed it off as his own thing.

well, it's not working

his interpretative dancing deserves recognition at least.

>mfw Shia has shown flashes of greatness, but will never overcome his personal issues and become elite

He's like most depressed people. Smart enough to realize that his station in society/art/whatever is occupied by mostly people less intelligent than him, but not smart/talented enough to rise above it.

Gypsy yes, magical gypsy witch powers doubt it, she can't get Mia's eyebrows to grow back

> but not smart/talented enough to rise above it.

You mean too apathetic to rise above it? Are you retarded?

I want him to become E L I T E but I don't think he wants to

look at the soles retard

Jews threatened him to destroy his career.
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Oh my godddd