What happens when you fall in love with a landwhale Sup Forums?

What happens when you fall in love with a landwhale Sup Forums?

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You harpoon it and reel it in and make love to that moist blowhole user-kun.

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you drain her for the sweet sweet blubber which can be used to make whale oil

you have a convenient source of ambergris

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Use her as a personal safe and store important keepsakes in her fat flaps.

You fuck her and then you fall asleep.
You wake up next to her the next day and regret everything.

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You can't escape her orbit.

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You eat all of her foods until she loses weight.

You thank whatever god it is that looks out for shitheads like you that, somehow, you found someone who's willing to love you and put up with your shit, and you never come back to this fucking Sup Forums toilet again, you ungrateful twat.

Enjoy her. Some of the best fucking I ever had was with a big girl. She is on top, rocking just right. That pussy all wet and she is soft and warm...God damn yeah.

You have great sex every time

Do you struggle to talk to girls user?

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if you marry it, you NEED to expect it will expand indefinitely.

Some of my best sex ever was with a fat girl. Enjoy it. She'll probably do anal.

You slap her thigh, ride that wave in, and enjoy some of the most enthusiastic pounding you will ever have.

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this. I miss my chubby cute bigtitted ex now

She's so perfect

Same thing you do when you fall in love with anyone. You date her and nobody cares. Everyone is busy dealing with their own shit anyways.