Star Trek general you FUCKS

>It's a 'look at me I'm ignoring the Prime Directive and doing whatever the fuck I want episode'.

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When you are no where near federation observers who gives a flying fuck?

so that's not the point

wrong

try watching again when you're older

Yes it is.

I thought there were future Federation Time Lords led by Red Forman watching at all times.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>"we fucked around with the omnipotent holodeck again" episode

I quote one of our greatest Earth poets from the twentieth century to answer your question: they are "long...and strong...and I'm down to get the friction on."

>it's a "brett spiner gets to chew the scenery" episode

> klingons walk on screen
> leather noises intensify

I'm about to hit s4 of Voyager. Is it just going to be Borg shit for the rest of the show?

No, you're fine. They only show up like once a year. The total shittification of the Borg happens slowly.

Scorpion (S3/S4) is good. Dark Frontier (S5) is okay. Unimatrix Zero (S6/S7) is bad. Endgame (S7) is garbage. It's a slow, spaced-out descent.

>Janeway, name five things a Captain can do without ignoring the Prime Directive

>Engage Warp
That's one
>Launch Photon Torpedoes
That's two
>Ignore the Prime directive
Nope
>Fuck

thanks senpai. do the episodes get any better or what?

>That's one
>That's two
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>Not interact with unknown life forms all the time

>it's a Troi episode
>it's a Weasley episode
>it's a Lwxana episode
>it's a Geordi episode
>it's a Beverly episode

They dont care about prime directive abuses, they only care about TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE abuses.

A lot of good episodes, a lot of awful episodes too. Keep an eye out for anything by Bryan Fuller though, as he's usually good.

wait Bryan Fuller made Voyager eps? I fucking adore Hannibal and can't wait for his star trek...did he seriously make voyager eps?

>it's an Alexander episode

Yes. Bryan Fuller loves Star Trek and he made episodes for DS9 and Voyager. But he left the show because (according to him) the other Voyager writers didn't even like Star Trek.

>What was great about the Deep Space Nine writers' room was that they were all fans of Star Trek and you were with people who loved the program, whereas on Voyager there was sort of an attitude of you know, [disgusted] "It's Star Trek" and all, you know. And I was just like "What are you talking about? You're lucky to be here." So Deep Space Nine were the fans and then Voyager was a little bit of like, you know, "We're better than this" and I was like "No you're not. None of us are."

>I fucking adore Hannibal
>adore

get out, homo

>he doesn't like Lwaxana
Found the pleb

you have shit taste familio

That's depressing for Voyager but i LOVE Fuller so I'm fucking keen all his eps are coming up.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong

Gas the Betazeds, quadrant war now!

Bryan Fuller wrote a load of awful Star Trek episodes and about 4 good ones so they invited him to completely fag up the new Trek series with his homolust

Voyager
>Friendship One
>Workforce: Part 2
>Workforce: Part 1
>Flesh and Blood: Part 2
>Flesh and Blood
>The Haunting of Deck Twelve
>Fury
>Spirit Folk
>One Small Step
>Alice
>Barge of the Dead
>Relativity
>Juggernaut
>Course: Oblivion
>Dark Frontier
>Gravity
>Bride of Chaotica!
>Drone
>Living Witness
>Retrospect
>Mortal Coil
>The Raven

DS9
>Empok Nor
>The Darkness and the Light

For the record, the good ones are Relativity, Juggernaut, Living Witness and Empok Nor. Course: Oblivion gets touted as a great episode but I think it's really overrated as it has no re-watch value and retcons the last 18 episodes.

Geordi Episodes can be okay if you're fine with cringe.

Is Geordi a virgin? Serious question

>Course: Oblivion gets touted as a great episode but I think it's really overrated as it has no re-watch value and retcons the last 18 episodes.
Your opinion is invalidated.

Paris is a lieutenant in that episode, whereas in the episodes leading up to that he is still demoted to ensign.

It doesn't retcon anything.

>homosexual hannibal "adoring" fagbucket telling anyone they have shit taste

lol

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Aren't almost all the Star Trek characters virgins?


oh look its another underage faggot who doesn't understand kino and should go back to /r/movies

Censoring the boobies in art is indeed pure kino

Fucking Americans

Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being too lenient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off, and then when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant and didn't abort, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the Prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised, and of course all the times when he cheated on his wife, and when he had to perform dishonest tricks on women (including Mama Major) to get them to sleep with him, and IMO when he tried to cheat in a game of kalevian montar with Odo.

Upon further reflection, he actually did a whole lot wrong.

Did you guys ever find the 'Starship Mine' episode (The one in which Picard vulcun grips Tuvok) strange?

Picard Litterly Kills 4 kills people either directly or in directly. Not to mention data's BFF who randomly dies

Such a strange tone for a TNG episode

That show was terrible.

Why did the producer cram so much gay shit when it didn't belong there in the first place? Did he even bother to read the books?

Tuvok was undercover for Starfleet Intelligence. Tuvok did nothing wrong. Picard ruined everything.

ya but other than that he didn't do fuck all wrong

I suppose it was a bit odd that he didn't seem to care they all died, but on the other hand they chose to be there and tried to kill him first. He could have dragged their unconscious bodies around but then they wouldn't have believed he was Mot the barber

>Not to mention data's BFF who randomly dies
RIP in RIPieces Commander Calvin H. "Hutch" Hutchinson

Its a

>all the federation ships are named after americuck cities
>when earth was unified centuries ago
>when the federation consists of dozens of species living on perfectly equal conditions
>no vulcan/tellarite/andorian/betazed/denobulan/etc names
>the fucking USS RHODE ISLAND
>not shanghai/beijing/tokyo/seoul/berlin/paris/madrid/lisbon/moscow/london/etc/etc/etc
>no, no, no, no... RHODE ISLAND

What?

I distinctly remember USS Sarajevo, and that's in Bosnia, on the Balkans.

Why the fuck are the Borg and Voyager working together. This is stupid.

He's one of those dumb Sup Forums posters who is trying to capture Star Trek as their own positive future, except the fact they ignore the fact in the future no one is a racist dumb fuck like they are.

>not being a fan of the USS São Paulo
Wew cadet.

DUB DUBS

FUCK YEAH!

>>all the federation ships are named after americuck cities

OFFICIAL TOP 10 BEST US CITIES LIST

1. Enterprise, Maryland
2. Crazyhorse, New York
3. Voyager, Tennessee
4. Dawkins, California
5. Agamemnon, Nevada
6. Gorkon, Alaska
7. Ganges, Louisiana
8. Malinche, US. Virgin Islands
9. Curry, Iowa
10. Potemkin, Washington

Favorite Data episode?

I'm a fan of Data's Day.

Data's Day may be the best Data episode (Brothers is a close #2), but a lot of his best moments are just him being Data in regular episodes. Like him and Hutch in Starship Down or when he arrests Riker at the end of Gambit 2

the right way, the wrong way, and the janeway

Why did Data emote so much more in the earlier seasons? Is there a story reason, or was Spiner still refining his performance?

No, the lead writer realized that he fucked up when everyone got pissed at him for having a lesbian fuck a dude and he knew his show was gonna get cancelled so he just went full homo at the end to appease the really outspoken rabid part of the fanbase at the expense of sane viewers.

I'm embracing NEEThood and marathoning Star Trek over the next month or so, is there any series that is regarded as absolute dogshit and should be avoided at all costs, or are they all pretty watchable?

All are watchable, but TOS/TNG/DS9 are more watchable than VOY/ENT.

>TOS
>Watchable

The only reason I watched them all in a row is because I consider myself a trekkie.

This guy gets it.

Im currently enlisted in the Marines and recently became an NCO.

No gives a fuck as long as you're not caught. A few nights ago i went to the Jr. enlisted barracks and hid until some prime boipussy was alone in the latrines after curfew.

Needless to say after knocking him out with my helmet his butt lossen up and i think we both enjoyed ourselves.

>it's a janeway murders an innocent person with the transporter because she cares more about other characters she's slightly more familiar with episode.
>It's a janeway aids a hostile species and starts an interdimensional war with a vastly superior race episode

why was janeway so based?

your mom

What is the best Star Trek faction
and why is it the Terran Empire?

SEMBER PYE :DDDD