*boom*...*Boom*....*CRASH*

*boom*...*Boom*....*CRASH*

That's literally all it takes for this guy to break into your door tonight and kill your mom in her sleep if you didn't reply to this post.

Do you really wanna put your mom's life in risk?

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Please no

Fuck off

fuck you

Yes

He's dead the second the wire on the door trips the electronic valve on the propane tank and the igniter clicks.

Fgt

Are you seriously that paranoid and afraid in life that you have to buy some pissy little pellet flicker to feel safe?

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight
Don't bring a gun to a bomb fight
Don't bring a bomb to a hydrofluoric acid fight
Don't think your weapons are bigger than your opponent's.

If some dude is kicking down your door, your brain is the shit you need to invest in, not a gun.

Live in a safe place
Don't start shit with people
Don't flaunt your valuables
Don't be a dumbfuck

no i wont.

I keep a sword on the left side of my bed and a bat on the right. Please break in

Fgt

Oh no I'm so scared

I'm gonna assume this was supposed to be a Freddie Mercury meme thread but there are only newfags here

Fucking asshole

Fu k you

my mother IS dead. Guess he visited me in the past.

No

Jerk.

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op is and always will be a faggot.

op is a f a g g o t

Some bullshit