Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!
Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!
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I'll post wins if any
Dude ask if you want to hang out; stop being a dipshit. What is the worst that can happen?
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just ask if she wants to fuck and youll find out
keep us updated
>Why so?
Hey, how are you going?
if shes married to military than fuck off
convince her to fuck, tape it and send it to her hubby
Please. I'm dying for another Sup Forums legend
>Yup
bail boi wtf never
She's so clearly not into you you must be autistic
Holy shit she just went off on how much she still loves me she's an old ex but she's married with 2 kids now its been about 8 years
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she gonna kill herself
That's a bingo
that escalated quickly
You're in
Just ask her out you dip
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>Gone 6 weeks
>It's whatever
>I'm over it
>I love you user, never forget that
It's textbook tbh.
this
Rail that pussy, then if things are going down the shitter for her.
if dubs text her "you'd love my dick more"
rolling for this
this
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This thread is going too slow.
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I approve
do it
That's a suicide note.
ROLL
Make it so!
Check em
Rolly polly
No worries, I got this *ahem* roll
OP if I get trips of truth you have to send her that message.
Just do this anyway
Is your name
>jody
Ur welcome
please please
winrar
wiimimmrt
Winrar
Go for it op
OP, if trully want a chance to bang this woman, just act like you care and ask if she is ok, she seems sad. Then ask her out, see if she wants to talk.
yes
Yeah this, you other faggots are retarded
Urfag
No u
Yes me
Just got a win
Okay
Rolling
Post a win or something
Then share
Yeah I wanna know what happened
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I'm gonna plow her that's what happened
I'd like to omit my statement
Damn straight!
waste of trips kek
What did you say to her tho?
Pretended to care conversation got playful and she sent me that I didn't even ask
I know it doesnt matter now but if you ever get married this moment is going to haunt you.
Post them chats faglord.
Damn she hit me with this
You gotta abort
Fuck her whale puss and hop states
Wtf do I say??
Delete her number
"Come over, lets talk"
Tell her you sometimes wonder how life would be if yall worked out..
Or say something about her being married and its wrong but the pic has you 2nd guessing
Edit however u want
This is gonna give you some timw to think
Invite to coffee or drinks whichever seems more appropriate
Or ask for some noodz
Is she white?
have you even looked at the thread user
If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen. We can't make up for lost time, but we can have fun trying.
One question: Husband military?
If so put the phone away, go to the gym, take a shower, jack off, and leave it be. Don't be a Jodie bro.
>We are meant to be together
A line mostly used by crazy, desperate women. I seriously hope you aren't doing this.
Dear John,
Im pregnant with a sperglords baby.
Post the fucking chats you faggot.
Lol fuck off. Her fidelity is her own responsibility, not his.
ABORT MISSION
"Don't rob him"
"His security is his own responsibility. Hand me the TV."
"Hey, you want some company?"
"I got a six pack of ......" whatever she likes, or wine, or tequila, etc.
Block
damn son. go get that dick wet.
Jerk off asap
She wants you to support the other dudes kids. She's bored. Dont let the vagina catch you. You arent with her for a reason user.
Dude, jerk off immediately. Get that kenjataimu.
So did y'all fuck before this or naw? Because the thread is 50/50 on yay or nay so it's simply. If you have then go for it, if not ABORT, ABORT HARD
Yeah, women are things like tv's and not capable of thought. Fuck off.
they aren't
Other user is right. they think of themselves.
You got the morality of a rotting fish.
If you honestly think it's solely her fault in this soon to be fiasco then you're a complete retard. You shouldn't sleep with a known married woman; that's just common sense.
It takes two to tango and OP should avoid this like the plague.
Dude, she's just lonely. Probably knows the husband is fucking some other chick when he's out. Either a. she wants a temporary solution for a temporary problem, or b. she is fed up with him and is close to calling it quits, which in reality is not your problem or obligation, offer some good adult advice, fuck her good, and let her sleep on it.
OP is going to get his ass whooped in a few months
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