Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!

Does this bitch want my dick or am i high?!

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I'll post wins if any

Dude ask if you want to hang out; stop being a dipshit. What is the worst that can happen?

/Thread

just ask if she wants to fuck and youll find out

keep us updated

>Why so?

Hey, how are you going?

if shes married to military than fuck off

convince her to fuck, tape it and send it to her hubby

Please. I'm dying for another Sup Forums legend

>Yup

bail boi wtf never

She's so clearly not into you you must be autistic

Holy shit she just went off on how much she still loves me she's an old ex but she's married with 2 kids now its been about 8 years

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she gonna kill herself

That's a bingo

that escalated quickly

You're in

Just ask her out you dip

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>Gone 6 weeks
>It's whatever
>I'm over it
>I love you user, never forget that

It's textbook tbh.

this

Rail that pussy, then if things are going down the shitter for her.

if dubs text her "you'd love my dick more"

rolling for this

this

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This thread is going too slow.

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I approve

do it

That's a suicide note.

ROLL

Make it so!

Check em

Rolly polly

No worries, I got this *ahem* roll

OP if I get trips of truth you have to send her that message.

Just do this anyway

Is your name
>jody

Ur welcome

please please

winrar

wiimimmrt

Winrar

Go for it op

OP, if trully want a chance to bang this woman, just act like you care and ask if she is ok, she seems sad. Then ask her out, see if she wants to talk.

yes

Yeah this, you other faggots are retarded

Urfag

No u

Yes me

Just got a win

Okay

Rolling

Post a win or something

Then share

Yeah I wanna know what happened

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I'm gonna plow her that's what happened

I'd like to omit my statement

Damn straight!

waste of trips kek

What did you say to her tho?

Pretended to care conversation got playful and she sent me that I didn't even ask

I know it doesnt matter now but if you ever get married this moment is going to haunt you.

Post them chats faglord.

Damn she hit me with this

You gotta abort

Fuck her whale puss and hop states

Wtf do I say??

Delete her number

"Come over, lets talk"

Tell her you sometimes wonder how life would be if yall worked out..
Or say something about her being married and its wrong but the pic has you 2nd guessing
Edit however u want

This is gonna give you some timw to think

Invite to coffee or drinks whichever seems more appropriate

Or ask for some noodz

Is she white?

have you even looked at the thread user

If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen. We can't make up for lost time, but we can have fun trying.

One question: Husband military?

If so put the phone away, go to the gym, take a shower, jack off, and leave it be. Don't be a Jodie bro.

>We are meant to be together
A line mostly used by crazy, desperate women. I seriously hope you aren't doing this.

Dear John,

Im pregnant with a sperglords baby.

Post the fucking chats you faggot.

Lol fuck off. Her fidelity is her own responsibility, not his.

ABORT MISSION

"Don't rob him"

"His security is his own responsibility. Hand me the TV."

"Hey, you want some company?"

"I got a six pack of ......" whatever she likes, or wine, or tequila, etc.

Block

damn son. go get that dick wet.

Jerk off asap

She wants you to support the other dudes kids. She's bored. Dont let the vagina catch you. You arent with her for a reason user.

Dude, jerk off immediately. Get that kenjataimu.

So did y'all fuck before this or naw? Because the thread is 50/50 on yay or nay so it's simply. If you have then go for it, if not ABORT, ABORT HARD

Yeah, women are things like tv's and not capable of thought. Fuck off.

they aren't

Other user is right. they think of themselves.

You got the morality of a rotting fish.
If you honestly think it's solely her fault in this soon to be fiasco then you're a complete retard. You shouldn't sleep with a known married woman; that's just common sense.

It takes two to tango and OP should avoid this like the plague.

Dude, she's just lonely. Probably knows the husband is fucking some other chick when he's out. Either a. she wants a temporary solution for a temporary problem, or b. she is fed up with him and is close to calling it quits, which in reality is not your problem or obligation, offer some good adult advice, fuck her good, and let her sleep on it.

OP is going to get his ass whooped in a few months

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