Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
we ought to get back to publicly shaming the pitchfork staff.
Jacob King
i'm going to buy a bus ticket to new york and do that to zoe.
Blake James
This thread stands with Philando Castille.
Why must black death be broadcast and consumed to be believed, and what is it beyond spectacle if it cannot be used to obtain justice?
John Wood
Damn.
Jayden Sanders
Believe survivors.
Nolan Murphy
This thread stands with stary eyed brainwashed kids doing the bidding of some very evil people.
Tyler Wilson
This thread stands with all frog posters fighting soros with memes and shitposts.
Nolan Jackson
This
Justin Diaz
This thread stands with moron grads of places like Oberlin and Bard who take shit jobs at places like P4k and believe and propagate these stupid bogus rape stories ((())) feeds them.
Levi King
found the guy who bombed his SATs
Zachary Moore
what's everyone listening to? pic related.
Ryder Edwards
t. community college dropout
Liam Rivera
Sure thing you brainwashed nitwit.
You figured out a way to parlay a 250k education into to a gig making 25k a year sucking Soros' dick.
You're obviously a veritable genius you fucking square ass tool.
Jose Parker
>((())) this kinda looks like a female vagina pussy.
Aiden Peterson
What was your cumulative GPA?
Mason White
Jesus Christ what kind of fucking hall moniter type nerds are you kids?
baka
Christian Collins
Second this Too many black man slain Too many murderers getting off free
Dylan Jenkins
Would you have shoved me into a locker 25 years ago?
Easton Young
That's rape culture.
My professor at Colgate said so.
Angel Myers
Fuck off you obvious shills.
You kids should be ashamed of yourselves.
Jacob Wilson
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year. the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala. the sunday reviews have been about black artists (59%) or women (32%) and written by POC (65%).
Samuel Rogers
If you're female and work at pitchfork you probably wouldn't fit in a locker.
Caleb Myers
colgate, bard and oberlin all kinda shit private schools. they're outside of the top 20.
Time to start fucking with some pitchfork dorks irl
Ryan Flores
>the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala. Radiohead???
Luis Wilson
B T F O T F O
Sebastian Reyes
these threads are cancer
Kayden Roberts
They're brainwashing schools though.
'''progressive'''
Zachary Rodriguez
>brits >white
Samuel Foster
Ignore that guy He is posting obvious bait
Bentley Gomez
Pitchfork is cancer. These threads are light chemo.
Andrew Flores
state schools can be like that too, esp. on the coasts.
Ryder Morris
Nothing like somewhere like Bard. That's these places entire purpose.
I hear you though. Colleges are pretty much indoctrination camps these days.
Carson Davis
>australians >white
Easton Evans
we're in agreeance then: colleges are the gayest places on earth.
Isaiah Lewis
Jesus Why is this thread 90% Sup Forums?
Connor Nguyen
Why is Pitchfork 90% garbage propaganda?
James Rogers
>implying all of Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums
Jace Moore
>muh Sup Forums boogeyman
You print garbage you get called out on it.
Nolan Watson
Say his name.
I am Philando Castille.
We're with you, Valerie.
Adrian White
Fuck off you dork shill.
And fuck this lame fake story you're peddling.
No one believes anything your shit (((website))) has to say.
Fuck off and stay out of our scene.
Bentley Roberts
we can find out these shills names if we do some digging.
Eli King
t. renee bracey sherman
Jaxson Morris
>things I don't agree with are propaganda
Colton Adams
Lol, I feel the same way as and I got a 2900. Also, do you think schools like Oberlin and Bard are hard to get into? kek I knew a literal brainlet who got into Oberlin.
Liam Rivera
>i was a virgin in hs too >and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion
Luke Reed
Fuck off.
You're the CNN of music.
You're owned by a dirty corporation and havea shitty political agenda that has little regard for reality.
And the sad thing is you bitch-tier plebs are too dumb to see what's really going on.
You dummies think you're the hip kids in some movie.
Nathan Barnes
Fuck off dork.
Making fun of the curriculum not the difficulty of admission.
And when did rock & roll become the territory of status obsessed academia nerds in the first place?
Jaxson Bell
>i was a virgin in hs too Nope. I grew up in the city. It was pretty hard to be a virgin unless you want to be.
>and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion hasn't that been like that for a while though? how old are you?
Justin Brooks
It's probably time to start naming names.
Brandon Russell
i don't have to answer that question.
Oliver Flores
We went from sex, drugs and rock & roll to these faggots.
baka
Go be an accountant or something.
Kevin Bell
since when is the SAT not out of 2400
Justin Harris
Philando Castille was a cafeteria worker who remembered all his students' food allergies. Since his murder by the white police, 19 kids have died of anaphylactic shock.
Mason Nguyen
hate to say this but....
found the guy who bombed his SATs
nah
Austin Hall
Fuck off you race baiting scabs.
Yep
Caleb Martinez
c-can we talk about music, guys?
Jordan Reyes
Prove to me that modern rock isn't dead with one album.
Kayden Walker
lol, I meant 2300
Ryan Ramirez
You're in the arts. Stop acting like a square little faggot. SATs? Are you fucking kidding me.
Ian Wilson
also I've heard the SAT is back to 1600 because they consolidated reading+writing
I go to a fucking tech school, user.
Carson Rivera
Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's?
These kids are truly lost. Brainwashed to the core.
>Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's? no, he was British
Dylan Cox
no shit? SAT sucked anyway, glad my school cared more about ACT scores
Isaac Turner
>he fell for the organized education meme
Alexander Phillips
It's at least a 6 garillion/10
Matthew Edwards
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
Nolan Cox
I don't get it
Hunter Wood
Oldfag here. All you kids putting all of your pride and faith in SATs and what school you went to etc., are going to be so crushed and dead inside by the time you're 35.
'You're only young once' isn't just some cliche.
And Pitchfork is lies.
Good night.
Henry Cook
>2017 >going to college when you don't have wealthy parents
Henry Robinson
>tfw when i'm 35 you actually feel a lot better once you hit 30, and you finally stop giving a shit what other think of you.
Logan Long
I'm 41.
And everyone I know who went the safe establishment route is miserable.
Joseph Cooper
what happens when I turn 35?
Owen Taylor
motherfucker i'm dead inside at 21 AND i'm at a great school
probably the perfectionism and impostor syndrome
and the assumption that nobody really cares about me
but at least i have chillhop
Colton Ortiz
your penis grows it foreskin back.
Jeremiah Powell
You'll have some job you hate and some henpecking wife you resent.
Kayden Reed
why hasn't p4k reviewed a cry-wank album yet?
Luke Barnes
hot tip for you: don't worry about other ppl.
Liam Long
If you go into academia then it never stops.
Leo Wood
What the fuck happened in here
Jayden Davis
Professional academics are either crazy or seriously corrupt. For real.
Henry Clark
The professors can be crazy, generally it's administration who's corrupt
Angel Hall
so what you're saying is I should commit pic related?
William Sanchez
Yep.
It's finishing school for the wealthy and debt prison for everyone else.
And fuck pitchfork.
Josiah Hill
Drop out. Get high. Chase girls around. Figure out what you really want to do and then do it.
They'll never tell you this, but ALL jobs suck.
Blake Jones
;]
Kevin Roberts
ignore this crabby dude. stem isn't a meme. pays well and always something to do.
Nathan Walker
welcome to donald trump's america where the opinions of white men are worth their weight in gold and the lives of poc are forfeit.