/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

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I genuinely hope you kill yourself.

You first you piece of shit scab.

BILL COSBY DINDU NUFFIN

Can't schnoze the Coz


and FUCK P4K

...

Seek help.

we ought to get back to publicly shaming the pitchfork staff.

i'm going to buy a bus ticket to new york and do that to zoe.

This thread stands with Philando Castille.

Why must black death be broadcast and consumed to be believed, and what is it beyond spectacle if it cannot be used to obtain justice?

Damn.

Believe survivors.

This thread stands with stary eyed brainwashed kids doing the bidding of some very evil people.

This thread stands with all frog posters fighting soros with memes and shitposts.

This

This thread stands with moron grads of places like Oberlin and Bard who take shit jobs at places like P4k and believe and propagate these stupid bogus rape stories ((())) feeds them.

found the guy who bombed his SATs

what's everyone listening to? pic related.

t. community college dropout

Sure thing you brainwashed nitwit.

You figured out a way to parlay a 250k education into to a gig making 25k a year sucking Soros' dick.

You're obviously a veritable genius you fucking square ass tool.

>((()))
this kinda looks like a female vagina pussy.

What was your cumulative GPA?

Jesus Christ what kind of fucking hall moniter type nerds are you kids?

baka

Second this
Too many black man slain
Too many murderers getting off free

Would you have shoved me into a locker 25 years ago?

That's rape culture.

My professor at Colgate said so.

Fuck off you obvious shills.

You kids should be ashamed of yourselves.

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala.
the sunday reviews have been about black artists (59%) or women (32%) and written by POC (65%).

If you're female and work at pitchfork you probably wouldn't fit in a locker.

colgate, bard and oberlin all kinda shit private schools. they're outside of the top 20.

Thoughts on this?
pitchfork.com/news/7-albums-out-today-you-should-listen-to-now-lorde-fleet-foxes-young-thug-more/

Fuck off youclowns.

Seriously shame on you people.

Time to start fucking with some pitchfork dorks irl

>the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala.
Radiohead???

B T F O
T
F
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these threads are cancer

They're brainwashing schools though.

'''progressive'''

>brits
>white

Ignore that guy
He is posting obvious bait

Pitchfork is cancer. These threads are light chemo.

state schools can be like that too, esp. on the coasts.

Nothing like somewhere like Bard. That's these places entire purpose.

I hear you though. Colleges are pretty much indoctrination camps these days.

>australians
>white

we're in agreeance then: colleges are the gayest places on earth.

Jesus
Why is this thread 90% Sup Forums?

Why is Pitchfork 90% garbage propaganda?

>implying all of Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums

>muh Sup Forums boogeyman

You print garbage you get called out on it.

Say his name.

I am Philando Castille.

We're with you, Valerie.

Fuck off you dork shill.

And fuck this lame fake story you're peddling.

No one believes anything your shit (((website))) has to say.

Fuck off and stay out of our scene.

we can find out these shills names if we do some digging.

t. renee bracey sherman

>things I don't agree with are propaganda

Lol, I feel the same way as and I got a 2900. Also, do you think schools like Oberlin and Bard are hard to get into? kek I knew a literal brainlet who got into Oberlin.

>i was a virgin in hs too
>and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion

Fuck off.

You're the CNN of music.

You're owned by a dirty corporation and havea shitty political agenda that has little regard for reality.

And the sad thing is you bitch-tier plebs are too dumb to see what's really going on.

You dummies think you're the hip kids in some movie.

Fuck off dork.

Making fun of the curriculum not the difficulty of admission.

And when did rock & roll become the territory of status obsessed academia nerds in the first place?

>i was a virgin in hs too
Nope. I grew up in the city. It was pretty hard to be a virgin unless you want to be.

>and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion
hasn't that been like that for a while though? how old are you?

It's probably time to start naming names.

i don't have to answer that question.

We went from sex, drugs and rock & roll to these faggots.

baka


Go be an accountant or something.

since when is the SAT not out of 2400

Philando Castille was a cafeteria worker who remembered all his students' food allergies. Since his murder by the white police, 19 kids have died of anaphylactic shock.

hate to say this but....

found the guy who bombed his SATs

nah

Fuck off you race baiting scabs.

Yep

c-can we talk about music, guys?

Prove to me that modern rock isn't dead with one album.

lol, I meant 2300

You're in the arts. Stop acting like a square little faggot. SATs? Are you fucking kidding me.

also I've heard the SAT is back to 1600 because they consolidated reading+writing

I go to a fucking tech school, user.

Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's?

These kids are truly lost. Brainwashed to the core.

>he fell for the trade meme

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Destiny’s Child - The Writing’s on the Wall 9.0 by Katherine St. Asaph
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/destinys-child-the-writings-on-the-wall/

Drugs are degenerate

told you faggots

>Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's?
no, he was British

no shit? SAT sucked anyway, glad my school cared more about ACT scores

>he fell for the organized education meme

It's at least a 6 garillion/10

hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.

I don't get it

Oldfag here. All you kids putting all of your pride and faith in SATs and what school you went to etc., are going to be so crushed and dead inside by the time you're 35.

'You're only young once' isn't just some cliche.

And Pitchfork is lies.

Good night.

>2017
>going to college when you don't have wealthy parents

>tfw when i'm 35
you actually feel a lot better once you hit 30, and you finally stop giving a shit what other think of you.

I'm 41.

And everyone I know who went the safe establishment route is miserable.

what happens when I turn 35?

motherfucker i'm dead inside at 21 AND i'm at a great school

probably the perfectionism and impostor syndrome

and the assumption that nobody really cares about me

but at least i have chillhop

your penis grows it foreskin back.

You'll have some job you hate and some henpecking wife you resent.

why hasn't p4k reviewed a cry-wank album yet?

hot tip for you: don't worry about other ppl.

If you go into academia then it never stops.

What the fuck happened in here

Professional academics are either crazy or seriously corrupt. For real.

The professors can be crazy, generally it's administration who's corrupt

so what you're saying is I should commit pic related?

Yep.

It's finishing school for the wealthy and debt prison for everyone else.


And fuck pitchfork.

Drop out. Get high. Chase girls around. Figure out what you really want to do and then do it.

They'll never tell you this, but ALL jobs suck.

;]

ignore this crabby dude. stem isn't a meme. pays well and always something to do.

welcome to donald trump's america where the opinions of white men are worth their weight in gold and the lives of poc are forfeit.