Roast Me Faggots /b

Roast Me Faggots /b

Fuckin Hagrid lookin' bitch

You probably still live with your parents

You remind me of the elder smurf

What's under the hat?

Your right I'm a mommy's boys bitch!

holy shit, stevie is that YOU!?

Jewish beard bitch

Tom?

Try harder cunt I got a beard of steel!

I don't have too, I feel like you do that already

You look like a nice, down to Earth, Southern guy. More power to you.

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You look like you'd say "I'm an American" and "Get these niggers off my lawn."

Are you Santa's son?

Hes a fucking lord of the rings dwarf. You like a retarded brother to the snow whites dwarfs.

HOLY FUCK DUDE LOSE SOME GOD DAMN WEIGHT

I'd go hunting with ya

He looks like one of those guys that would apologize for eating you out.

Whereeeee did his lips go?

You've got a couple caterpillars resting under the shade of your cap.

His nose blends in with his cheeks

Thanks dad

You look hairy.

Bet your dicks the size of a carrot

Watch this fuck have a monster dong

You know it bud, you want it in your ass?

I would, but it's a little late for a pig roast right now.

BIG FUCK LOOKING NIGGER JEW EAT SOME FCKIN VEG

You remind me of one of the default dwarf characters from Dragon Age.

Why has this Reddit bullshit roast me faggotry invaded /b

Hey shit up nigger

You look like you believe Trump is the greatest President ever

Hello, Jeff

You look like you support slavery be wouldn't be comfortable owning slaves

Because it's summer.

Also, why does reddit roast better than Sup Forums. I am disappoint.

You look like you've never had a sandwich with crust on it

You damn right

I'd roast you but you ate the last roast you were in, so...

You look like you tried to hook up with your cousin but got cucked by your dad

Jim? It's Ron from the plumbing industrial Contractors association

You actually look like a cool guy, I would share a joint with you any day man.

An entire bloodline of thousands of surviving, evolving and devoted organisms ended with a fatfuck. What a waste.

thanks boss

You look like a homeless man that had near death experience and now thrive for religion and helping the poor.

Let's see a pic of your fat fuck ass

Just as I won genetic lottery of life, I won again in this thread. Scram, loser.

I feel like if we roast you you'll eat yourself

You didn't win shit fuck fag

Your right shit head

Also, you are damned to burn in hell with that pitiful meatshell of yours, which eventually led you to /b and succumbing you to mortal sins.

Why would you ask people to roast you, then get all butthurt and defensive when they actually do it?

Are you telling me you are gonna BBQ me also?

It's not getting defensive eat a bag of Dicks

he probably is a redneck , or a truck driver and own a General Lee Custom pick up Truck

You are very right my friend

Another picture of me :]

avid horsefucker

Yikes that was weak asf

roast you? I would set you on fire if I didnt already know you would give off a terrible odor

you look like something I would accidentally back into with my truck out in the woods and end up on google news as a new species

I can see why you would walk around with a birds nest covering half that face I would super glue a guy fawkes mask to you and run a few feet away to take another breath of air

You look like a fucking feminist hambeast had sex with a russian ass bear and gave birth to the anti christ that opened a hole out of the ground took a shit in it and turned to dust giving rise to the aids tree with you as a fetus hanging off a branch

If there is anything that would set off north korea is knowing that a beast like you exists and is located somewhere in the US

you hideous monster I was a straight man before typing this and now im going to go join the trap thread

Look. At. This. Fucking. Pig.

Hahahahahahaha good one boss!!!

Probably run ur own anime club in ur Moms basement.

You look like a "Brandon"

Yet again weak asf

You look like you ate Kenny Rogers.

Acually names Ron from the plumbing industrial Contractors association

Wheres your inhaler you wheezing fuck?

You look like you let your sister piss in your mouth and slurp whatever spilled out of your disgusting neckbeard.

It's acually in my drawer next to my bed fuck head

You look like the kindof fuck to say
"Born in Cali; but my heart belongs in Texas"

Three words:
Please. Don't. Reproduce.

K E K

You wolf shirt wearing disgusting neckbears fuck.

I've taken shits that are more attractive to females than you.

I'd call those furry things over your eyes caterpillars but I'm pretty sure no caterpillar exists as thick as that.

I bet 6our neckbears smells as bad as your dad's cum tastes.

If you were a character you'd be played by Jim Belushi.

Hahaha good good

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Good try faggit

youre the fucking reason lightning strikes thats the mighty hand of god doing its best trying to send you to him to tell you to shave and drop some weight you fucking slob

There is a mexican legend known as the chupaverga that started when some drunk beaner stumbled into your instagram account

If there is anything driving billionaires to explore space travel its the thought that youll be left here for ISIS to kill you with the last remaining pigs

the gravity your forehead is giving off is the reason I was pulled back from the last thread I was in your fucking hairline is a sign that satan is erasing your image from his coloring books

I wish there was enough hashtags I can lance at you to show you how fat I think you are

The next revision to the merriam webster dictionary is going to include a whole new set of words for us to use to pray for your overworked cholesterol encrusted heart

Im sure bear grylls is somewhere on your body right now drinking his own urine and hunting the crabs on, what I can only imagine is a dense forest of thick pubes covering whatever it is the people of the kalahari know as your penis

Its not just me that is coming up with these jokes user the guys at the suicide hotline are helping

Heya Torbjorn

That was weak as fuck.

Don't be so sure. Females like niggers, what makes you think they wouldn't fuck a big neckbearded ape?

youre thinking way too hard

You're a fat ugly redneck. Life already roasted you.

True true

gayest post ever on Sup Forums... congrats you are the ultimate faggoot

Congratulations you are now within the faggot committee

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Keep on going

U motherfuckfucker i will be fucking your mother
Deepdep dep penetration u wil see u biching hed
I will put my lulla in her vagina
And u will respeckt me
I am yor new dad u shit dick bloody basterd!!!!