"If there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

>"If there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”

What did he mean by this?

That woman are to dumb to create something that can be fucked up this much

The start of female worshiping beta culture?

Means woman wouldn't have the imagination to think up the universe
Just ask the hindu's

>Just ask the poo in loo's
No.

Men actively pursue change, which can have positive or negative results.
On the other side, women are apathetic creatures. The "universe" they would create would never change for the worse, but never for the better either.

>born too late to explore the seas
>born too early to explore the stars
>born just in time to witness the death of western civilization

What went wrong?

He's 100% correct, if women were in control there would be no wars.


There would be nothing worth fighting over.

Don't worry friend. You'll be dead by the time shit really hits the fan.

>What did he mean by this?
Misogyny is the root of all problems, which is why we need Feminism and Atheism--amirite, guise?

Yeah not like this bitch hasn't destroyed germany

>shit really hits the fan.
It will never hit the fan,coward

after being indoctrinated by a mans philosophy

"My Irish dad beat me but mom was nice"

LOL what a stupid looking flag. Shut the fuck up.

I don't know or care if this a real quote from Carlin, however the staggering amount of people that do actually quote him like he's some sort of philosophical genius really depresses me.

It's like teenage girls and Marilyn Monroe.

You're an idiot who obviously haven't been around a lot of women. Women hate each other, the cat fights would be endless. There probably wouldn't be any huge wars but that's because women aren't smart enough to start nuclear war fare or build ships and planes.

Shits hitting the fan now, what are you talking about

>God created man in his image

Also, women ate the fruit of knowledge and gave men all sin.

Women are the keepers to the gates of hell

Women also have dress code in the Holy Bible to hide their bodies from men

Women are the devil.

He was trying to get laid.

You're an idiot who doesn't know the definition of "war".

It's not something that happens in Glasgow every Saturday night tee bee haich fampaitichi.

>What did he mean by this?

That the fact that he was an idiot meant all men were.

He meant that he's an ignorant retard. Much like his view of human rights, his views on religion are largely characterized by a lack of information and a pedestrian understanding of complex issues.

>Huu huu huu go find me rights in nature
>Unaware that that's literally where they fought rights

Carlin was a doofus. An unfunny, vulgar moron. He literally spent his career fighting against human decency, and people admire him for it. Disgusting.