Who wants to hear about the time I did 22 Grams of shrooms ?

Who wants to hear about the time I did 22 Grams of shrooms ?

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DL;DR I did 22g of Magic mushrooms. 77% of a muthafucking ounce. And tripped balls.

Alright cock fags. Let me tell you about the time I tripped into whole other plane of existence.

P.s. I used a lot of stock images and shit off Google to enhance the green text experience cuz I'm writing this from work. Lots of gifs videos and etc.

1/13 Cunt.

>Feel like doing shrooms
>I ask my criminally connected Cuzzo to find da plug
>He find Phil
>Meet up with this wigga Phil
>Typical hippie kid wearing rainbow beanie sporting a goatee and tie dyed cloths and looks like shaggy from scoobert doobert
>Buy 3g for first trip ever
>Only ever smoked weed and had a little bit of ego death from Salvia
>Do 3g of shrooms for first trip ever
>Put it into a sandwich with Nutella and chomped that mother fucker down
>watched legend of Korea and reminded about Avatar and felt so many emotions
>Stared at shit
>Life felt so good
>stared at the wall
>I felt so damn good
>stared at my reflection in mirror
>Muthafuckin colours and shit
>stared at nutsuck
>Damn that's a nuts
>typical high ass shit
>Shit was fucking cash
>Get payed that week
>Got some real fucking cash
>Payed some bills
>Wtf chuck it in the fuckkit bucket
>Used the rest on drugs
>Grab an ounce of weed
>Grab an ounce of shrooms
>Do 3g two days in a row after payday
>Research how to get super high off it cuz second time wasn't as good as first
>Take it with orange juice for stronger high
>Grab some OJ put it in a shot cup
>Grab some shrooms
>Naturally I crush that shit up like a xanax on the bathroom counter of a white suburban home

2/13 Cunt.

No. KYS

dis gon b good

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>Used medieval hindaloo sticks and stones to crush
>Take some fucking
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY
>Watch Baraka and Samsara and stare and think about life and people and shit and people are people damn man people all people fuck people I am people etc
>Get intense feeling of nastiness in stomach whole time
>later found out its called gut rot
>High lasts half the length of first time
>WTFBBQ
>Research
>Doing shrooms in short amount of time builds up a quick tolerance
>Fuck this shit
>Couple days later the Squuuaww wanna go watch The 3rd hobbit movie new in theaters
>Cuzzo is part of the Squuuaww
>he calls to pick me up and says “I'll be there in 10”
>I say “Sweet, is it cool if I do some shrooms?”
>Cuzzo says “Do whatever, we gonna blaze either way”
>Hang up phone
>Look at baggie of shrooms
>Flashbacks of gut rot
>single cold sweat runs down my spine
>Look at clock
>9 min to go
FUCK DAT NOISE BERTA BOYS FERDA BOYS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Grab that sack of shrooms and pound it like a gymnasium full of fist pumpin junior high kids
BEAT THAT BEAT UP
>Have the whole bag of shrooms crushed as if it were cans of multicoloured soda beverages
>Mix the OJ and shrooms like I'm steph curry with the wrist
>Take more shots than a bully at columbine
>Gag like a shitty comedy sketch on SNL
>Puke a little into my Dirty Fanta
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH LORD
>Drank the drank all the way down
>Feeling about as good as Catlin Jenner looks
>Cell phone rings, Cuzzo is here

3/13 Cunt.

holy shit op regale us

>Grab the squad get fucking lit in the parking lot of the movies
>My mans asks me how Muh shrooms I did
>Tell um “22 grams b”
>Group goes quiet
> “NIGG3R WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DID 22 GRAMS”
>Keks were had
>Everyone joked about how I might die
>Laugh externally
Internally turrified
>Got tickets to the Hobo 5 Stars
I think it's working Batman
>Damn who turned up that brightness doe ?
>Waiting for overpriced popcorn
>My scene card says Lucifer Niggerbastard
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>Teller kekked
>Feeling super happy drunk waaavy laughy
>Fuck ya nigga
>Feeling like the tits
>Feeling the tits
>Geelong da tuts
>My thoughts are making less sense now
>We came late and movie was already on
>Movie just came out and only seats are in the front row before the rows of super shitty front row
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>we sit there, some people behind us catch a whiff of our scent
AK AK AK AK
>Kush be our fragrance
>Sit roughly in the middle of the row
>Starting from the left it goes me, Cuzzo, JessyDeepBinderPreetveer and Jizza closest to end of the row toward exit
>Everyone puts on 3d glasses
>Feels like I'm melting

4/13 Cunt.

>My legs keep clenching and unclenching
>My whole body is doing it now
>I still hear people laughing
>i don't look back, just stare at the screen
>People running and screaming a dragon fucking shit up
I hear a gong in the distance
>Like the gong from the spirit temple music shit in ocarina of time
>Dragon looking at Orlando Bloom with the fucked up looking arrow flapping wings and taunting
I hear a gong in distance growing closer.
People still laughing.
Constant low buzz of static.

5/13 Cunt.

>Tell myself I'll be fine it's just drugs
>Dragon turns it's attention to me
>WTF.JPEG
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>Says “YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME ? YOU ARE NOTHING I AM SMMMAAAUUUGG”
>This can't be real Sup Forumsros
WTFBBQWITHLEFTOVERS
>Try to ignore and tell myself “It's just the drugs chill relax damn it's not real”
>Dragon starts talking shit about me
>My whole fucking life
>I'm torn
>saying shit only I know about
>ShitCutsDeep
NIGGA I'M NOTHING TO BANDAGE
>Every bad thing I've done
>every dirty thought
>Chastising me worse than whoever made the Gimp from pulp fiction into the subhuman creature he is today
>I want to cry

6/13 Cunt.

>Take off 3D glasses
>Look to my right over at friends if they're seeing what I'm seeing
>They look normal just watching the movie
>Look back
>Smaug is flying like 3 feet from my face
>I feel the heat like an ovulating cat
>it burns
>My skin feels singed
>Look to my right my homies still normies
>Too fucked up on the magic to make words or do anything or move
>Can only look upon the dragon in horror and dismay
I hear the gong but closer now.
Constant static grows louder.
Those bitches behind us STILL laughing.
>There is no more movie screen
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>It's just seats up to a few inches infront of my feet and the aisles and rows break away from in front of my feet and the movie is in REAL 3D
>Watching real life hobbit and it finally feels like it's nearing the end of the movie
>Feel like we’ve been at the movies for 3 hours
>All the citizens are running around and screaming and dying and scary music is playing and fucking 80% of shit is on fire

7/13 Cunt.

>Orlando Bloom turns his only son into a bow
Is this real life
>shoots the fucked up arrow at Smaug
>Watch Smaug scream in agony and at me and finally watch his heinous mean face burn and shrivel to a crisp nothingness of what felt like forever
>Fuck we can finally leave
>later I found out that Smaug dying is literally
>LITERALLY
>The opening fucking scene

8/13 Cunt.

Gong rings steady loud.
Static is now loud.
Entire audience laughing behind me hysterically
>WTFHOTSAUCE
I put that shit on everything
>Ebbs and flows of mushroom trip are getting to me
>See the Wigger Captain hook Orc chief guy

9/13 Cunt.

>See his army
>Army starts to run
>See blue bubbles everywhere around me
>Orcs turn from going sideways on screen
>To straight down the audience of people sitting there
>RIGHT AT ME
>they turn me around
>I look down
>Mutherfucker I'm an Orc now running full sprint with the rest in a field of giant blue bubbles
>Shit feels slow mo like I'm under water
>So much tripping can't even remember what's going on or what happened

10/13 Cunt.

>”Hey its dumbledore”
>See the elf queen fighting undead
>Sauroun comes
>Sweet Mother Molasses
Webmd realted
>See the most twisted fucked up shit I've ever seen
>Turn back to the squad if they are seeing these horrible Sauroun eyes of death and fore and fear AND WHY IS SHE SCREAMING
>I'm starting to lose it

11/13 Cunt.

Nice trip so far, keep em coming

Nobody gives a fuck Op. Stop same fagging.

did acid for the 7th time last friday. During the trip i went to smoke a ciggy and the first draw made me throw up. made me decide to quit.
I went through the withdrawals but i havent felt the need to smoke since then.

Come on. Lets hear the last bit already, mr "pretyped"

I'm very invested in this OP, you remind me of my old friends. Keep going. And fr this whole thing better be pretyped you faggot.

Where's the webm?

THIS THREAD IS GOING TO DIE YOU FAG KEEP POSTING FUCK YOU

come back shrooms man

should have pretyped this shit shrooms man

Niggggga who don't bring their phone to take a dump midway through the story??

damn I dont want this to die i was really into it

OP YOU NIGGER COME BACK

We need to bump to keep it alive
He only had 2 left

I don't know if he's coming back

well...anyone else have shroom stories?

Op confirmed faggot

Nothing Special, juzd good experience

I'm probably abusing ritalin and beginning to form a bad habit. I need some sound advice I think.

A couple of months back I was introduced to ritalin. To begin with I could drop 20mg and work with incredible focus for 5-6 hours no problem. But the last two weeks since I came back from work (a ship) I've just been snorting it constantly. The focus and drive to get shit done is entirely gone, and I just shitpost, play factorio, and follow impulsive thoughts. I've even considered buying some real amphetamine to get that high feeling and focus back.

How long until I'm a full blown fiend, and what should I do?

Ive done shrooms twice, but only in really low doses. havent tripped real hard, just felt more relaxed and everything was a bit more vibrant. ive tripped really hard on acid before so i was kinda dissapointed. do i just need to take more?

Stop now dumbass your tolerance will drop if you take a break and you won't become a useless Meth head

you should probably cut back a bit

OP is probably high right now.

OP's Boss fucked him up

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bump for 12&13

bump for shrooms

OP is a raging homosexual fucking butthole
POST THE STORY YOU GOON

Getting 10 100micrograms of high quality acid. How many should I take at once? And what should I do while tripping?

How much did you do? I did 1.5g and was disappointed compared to 200ug acid

Have you done lsd or other psychedelics yet?

Yeah I've taken acid before but that was with homies and cruising down the freeway at the speed of light this time I'm doing it alone

How much did you do?

honestly i couldnt tell you, first time was maybe a small handfull of small, dried up caps (we made tea with it). second time was an MDMA cap filled with crushed up mushrooms (I took 1, my friend took 3 with half an hour between each one and was tripping super hard)

also my first acid trip was 240ug, and the most ive done was 500ug. did 200ug the other night and quit smoking.

Only got a single tab and didn't know how strong it was the guy we got it from didn't know either

lmao how do I learn to talk like this, shits hilarious

I'd take two tabs. And I absolutely love watching tame impala music videos and animated TV shows.. Video games if you can manage

I'm a lightweight, 3dried grams Subaeruginosa can floor me, but one time I took 12 grams.
The hallway became a deometric landscape where I operated the machine that keeps the universe running, I was essentially God, I stopped time every now and then to check the fractal cogs and do telepathic maintenance on the universe.
After what felt like thousands of years I crawled onto my couch and grew mushrooms from my body until coming down.

Pretty good night tbh

I was already planning to do most of that lol but how intense would it be for 2 tabs?

Growing the mushrooms from my body was a mixed experience, the burst of life and growing was amazing, but the decaying mushrooms would cause me pain and dying mushrooms felt like losing close family, It taught me a fair bit about humility and accepting what is thrown at me in life.

He's posting a green text you stupid faggot. Lurk more

You have to decide for yourself.
First time tripping i did 225ug and after that 200ug every time.

It depends on you tho, a friend of mine can't even do 150ug without tripping too intensely.

I'd go safe and do 150ug and after that one you can approximate how hard you trip and how much to take the next time.

Thanks for the advice, but how would I go about storing it for later use? I'm not planning on doing it all the same week.

wrap in foil and store in a cool dark place.
LSD is heat and light sensitive and will deteriorate when exposed to heat and light.

Meth is nice.

Does a freezer work? not a lot of cool dark places in my house

pre-typed aye. hurry the fuck up faggot I wanted to hear the end

150ug and sensory dep make for a life changing experience

do you have mental retardation or are you just really new?

Yes should work

Just use your wine cellar

it should, but ive heard somewhere that it doesnt.
the foil should keep it dark, put that in the fridge and it should keep for a month or two.

I've got a story to share

>friend turning 19, we'll call him drizzle
>decide to do smth crazy
>other friend announces that her parents aren't at home and we can spend the weekend tripping there
>everyone attending did acid and mdma a couple of times
>wanna do smth different
>go buy shrooms to do on friday
>go buy mdma to do on saturday
>sunday is for chilling
>me n drizzle decide to jew the others and buy some acid
>decide to take it with the shrooma and take our part of the mdma on friday
>would literally be the hardest we've ever tripped

Cont

>friday arrives
>me, drizzle and another friend, we'll call him bobby, do 3 grams each of pretty strong shrooms
>me n drizzle do the acid
>waiting for shit to kick in, watching some vids, listening to some music
>bobby isn't feeling too well and goes on a walk with other guys there
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>me, drizzle and two other friends decide to go to the forest n chill there while smoking a joint or two
>arrive
>shits kicking in so hard i cant even stand right
>still feel awesome though

Cont

>decide to lie down on some logs bc i feel really heavy and like water
>slip and land my head a couple of inches between 2 stones
>lolcouldhavedied.gif
>from that moment on realized that lord kek will protect me
>go back to house
>others have returned from walk again
>"bobby is having a bad trip and chilling in my room"
>lol having a bad trip from 3 grams of shroom
>took same amount of shroom, 200ug of acid and 150mg of mdma, feeling awesome
>night continues
>bobby tries to kiss me, drizzle and another friend
>not gay and he's too confused so just forget about it
>everyone else is pretty drunk and were just chilling, talking about stuff and watching samurai jack
>make some pizza
>dankest shit ever

alright well when I get set up my trip should be a good one

Cont

>bobby stopped talking to everyone, looks and acts confused af
>other friends try to care for him and get him back to normal
>me n drizzle don't give a fuck and just shits n giggles
>"here bobby have some pizza you didn't eat all night"
>he takes the pizza and just stares at it for some time in the middle of the living room
>"is this god?"
>lolwut.pizza
>everyone else is now even more worried
>"we lost bobby, he'll never return back to normal"
>friend who's looking(I'll call him "tard wrangler") out for him shouts out that we should be quiet because he wants to tell us all smth
>everyone stares at him in anticipation
>drunk friend shouts out "i eat ass"
>everyones sides are orbiting pluto now

Cont.

>bobby now exclaims that he wants to write smth down and needs pen and paper
>tard wrangler rushes to go get some pen and paper
>gives it to bobby
>"here write something"
>looks confused at paper
>writes down "allahu akber"
>lolwut.gonesides
>he's not even religious

After that nothing really eventful happened. Bobby went into the room and just waited for his trip to mellow down while talking with tard wranglers.
Came back into the living room to apologize for making us worry eventho we didn't really give a shit.

Turns out he thought we all are angels sent by god to judge him and see if he'll be sent to heaven or hell.

Bumping to keep this shit alive. Come back shroom Sup Forumsro.

Hurry the fuck up you cockbag

Bumperino

Talk about it also reply to me if you wanna hear any opiate like suboxone or fentanyl stories (I have a crazy ass fent story)

anyone here have had a bad drug interaction, something caused by taking an antidepressant with a psychedelic or something? i once had a weird ass experience that i suspect was a seizure or a shock caused by a seritonin reuptake inhibitor combined with acid flashback caused by weed. i think i was lucky i didn't die

kek

Wtf shroom fag?

ITT: Shroomfag is tripping too hard now to finish greentext

Craziest and shortest story?

Cymbalta takes away the shroom visuals for me, Also makes it less positive and kind of delirious, so I wont be shrooming this season, my mates are gunna love all the free shrooms though

Thread died when op stopped posting.

Unless we summon OP with quads!

I NEED THE MIGHTY QUADS. THE POWER OF KEK AND CHEK'M'S GHOST GIVES US STRENGTH. DRAW YOUR POWER WITH ME!

Anyone else here like 2cb?
I took 20mg up the nose and the carpet was like a pulsing sea of classic media player visualizers

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Anyone done DMT and is it worth it?
Me and a friend wanted to make some but were not really sure if it's a good idea or if we should just buy some.

DMT is great, the only problem is it's so quick, and so intense there's no savouring it when you're up there

fent stories please.

Once upon a time,
Michael Jackson,
The end.

Should we make it ourselves or buy some?

Make it, otherwise you'll pay far too much

shit you can make dmt? imma need recipes for that shit

psychonautwiki.org/w/index.php?title=DMT_extraction_using_lye_(sodium_hydroxide)_and_naphtha&_=

>people who haven't tried DMT but only read about it, The Post

Google it, You just extract it from certain plants.

I've vaporized small mountains worth of crystals and danced with aliens, been raped by aliens, and floated aimlessly through Mazes of consciousness.
I'm just saying, too short in duration for my liking