OFFICIAL CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS @ ST. LOUIS BLUES GAMETHREAD

STADIUM SERIES FUCKERS. GET IN HERE

Starts at noon on NBC. Also Happy New Year you fuckers.

FUCK CHICAGO

Happy New Year too.

Hey, fuck you man.

FUCK METHLOUIS

Who's bright idea was it to start this shit at noon?

not cool, I am saving myself

Oh boy, time for daytime drinking
Well i guess it's just regular drinking for me....

kek, it's going to get rained out

fuck off bob costas jesus christ there is no avoiding this cunt

Fuck St. Louis.
t. Whos fan

The weather clears up around three apparently

These pussies better not stop the game because it rains

I want fucking awful conditions and crazy bad ice today

Reminder not to respond to tripcucks

Idk man I'm still recovering from Saturday night. or sunday morning.

>rain
wew

I dunno, 12 seems ok for an outdoor game.

Would rather have a 7pm start though.

This, lads

I was about to be all "go Chicago" but then I remembered.

>Pierre
The only motherfucker i hate more than konroyd.
And i really hate konroyd.

this

Any hotties in Lincolnwood want my boipucci?

Federal Holiday bro they're assuming hockey fans are normal functioning people. Little do they know we're functioning alcoholics.

>all these years with Pierre in between the glass
>no one has taken him out with a puck

>posting in a thread made by a trip
too late faggot

Don't blame the Cubes for being the best famalam

The hawks have been missing the net lately. I pray they hit him instead.

>caring about boreswing

>implying baseball (of the NL variety) isn't the most patrician sport in the world

My sister-in-law was sexually harassed by a little rascal riding Bobby Hull a few weeks ago.

He asked her if she wanted a 'ride on his handlebars' and wouldn't let her go back to her seat unless she kissed him.

sucks to be an NL babby.

Keep in mind that Anaheim has won it more recently than (you).

>He asked her if she wanted a 'ride on his handlebars
Was he riding a bike through the stadium?

I said he was one a little rascal type thing.

>"What no fedora?"
Please no

>fedoras

euphoria.jpg

>Pierre
Why does he still have a job?

nice weather shit louis

>tfw no Foley

ANOTHER Blackcocks winter classic game

he's a well known piece of shit

>baby league tying to talk shit about the purest form of basedball

Kys rbo, but dump some anime cuties before you do

>rain coming
let's have full pregame festivities bullshit

>costas talks about the cities
Nobody is fucking here for that.

>tfw its doc so eddies gonna be in serious mode

> he's a fan of an irrevelevant franchise

hey now, we need to watch these bands that were popular 15 years ago

No drunk fun today

I don't think I've ever heard someone say something positive about costas

Who /stillhungoverfromnewyears/ here?

>camera is already showing rain

>the teams are like the baseball teams but backwards

Nelly still got it.

I think the thing that irritated me the most was the fact that Costas referred to Eddie as Edzo.

Ree and all that jazz

At least it's not konroyd.....

because there's nothing good to say.

>nelly
Fucking really?

>nelly

I though he was in jail

>it's getting hot in here so take off all your pants
did Bob Costas just sexually harass America?

>take off all your pads
>ladies

What did he mean by this?

>here's Nelly

*cut to commercials*

based NBC

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes

Pads

#freebleeding

why would he do that song instead of country grammar

>not performing country grammar
why?

Thank god I'm not on my period, otherwise my couch would be destroyed.

Many those jerseys are sweet.

>those jokes
ZINGERS

> it's another user pretends to be a girl episode

How many scummy things will Ryan Reaves do today?

>st louis blues
>make the whole theme of the game/arena about blues music with a giant guitar and musical notes everywhere
>get nelly to play live

Are these guys fucking retarded or something?

And that bob costas segway to nelly was cringeworthy ad fuck. Almost as bad as the music.

those retro pads are nice

they are gonna kill one of those players with the pyrotechnics

>mad
>at a nasty hombre

I'm still salty about Samardzija's time with the Sox. He opted out of his contract and ran away to San Francisco.

Also maybe later.

they didn't really put much effort into the jerseys this year

crow looking fly as fuck

Oh, fuck off. I'm a bored housewife who lives in downtown stl, so I had to traverse this stupid crowd to get vodka and cat food earlier.

The blues WC jerseys are better than the normal jerseys by a country mile.

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

>spencer ludwig
>female marine

>signing a trumpet

>a literal american flag

A bored housewife... with a cock.

>BOOOOO

this.... is my fetish

what the fuck would they even be signing
>music playing
>music still playing
>music still playing

Shark really underperformed for you guys kek

Post the roast

Dunno about that Trumpet flair to the anthem, but murrica'

>no flyover
Fuck.

I know it wouldn't have happened, but i would have liked to see a b2

The words to the anthem?

That was pretty a badass Trumpet Anthem

Post boobies ;)

trumpets are classy as fuck dude it's about time they made a comeback

oh good, new McConaughey car commercials

Predictions on how long the delay will be?
I'm thinking a full hour

At least we dont have to hear that shitty canadian anthem.

Although i would like to see it performed by Nelly tho

I went to St Louis in May

It's like a shittier version of Milwaukee

Oh please no
I can't take an hour of Costas stalling

The flyover at Wrigley in 2009 was awesome

Why isn't the surround ice instead of white tarp it triggers me

Meant the little bit near the end, rest was solid. Kinda like when singers go crazy on the high note.

well this is already starting off as a shitshow