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I was originally known as CONJOPI.

I ate a bowl of nails this morning,
without any milk.

Mom car fonger friend

militarising my cheating husband georgia

I have a girls passwords to her emails, all of them I saved them from her PC when she was out of the room and I know she sends nudes out from them. I've been to nervous to login in case she deletes them from her email and she'll get a message saying a new computer logged into her accounts on her phone then change her passwords. But I have em. All of em.

I got molested by my grade 7 teacher.

>I'm a guy.

I constantly think about sucking my friend of 11 years cock. When I'm with him and he's talking and I'm looking at him like gushing inside. I want to swallow his meat.

I love pizza with cheese. And sometimes I hate myself for loving it

The 1, 2 cock suckaroo.

I like night vision goggles

you have horrible nipples

i hate niggers

My puerto rican wife is 32 yrs old and i really want to watch her get fucked by a younger guy but 2 afraid to tell her

i hate everybody and i want to kill people or keep them as sexslaves

niggers

sometimes I drink my parents alcohol...

I leave the toilet seat up in the womyns bathroom

I'm terrified of the thought of dying, or of people I love dying, so I comfort myself by planning how I can make them all into pretty dolls and keep them forever, and always see them every single day.

Not wanting to kill myself doesn't mean I don't want to die

I accidentally stole someone's kebab while really drunk on monday
Didn't even finish it

But you might die before them.
You should convert them to doll before that happens.

That's certainly a good idea. I had also considered that perhaps I could pay someone to do it for me if I die first, and make me a doll as well. I'd want us all to be together. I don't know what I'd do without them.

Life's a tough game of caring and letting go user, love them while you can.

I guess. I just can't stand the thought of being without them. I can't. I think it would kill me if anyone did die. How is anyone supposed to live through the death of a lover or a parent? And how do you cope knowing your body is going to rot, and their bodies, and insects are going to crawl over the people you love, as bacteria eats away the flesh and erases them until they're only a skeleton?

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>be me 15
>go on vacation with 14yo sister and 25yo cousin and her family
>be in small appartement because no money for hotelroom
>sleep on couch with sister while cousin sleeps in an upstairs room without any door/wall separating us
>suddenly get horny af
>no phone so no chance to jack off
>see sister in hotpants
>nudge her a bit
>sleeps like a rock
>push hotpants and undies aside
>start fingering and eating her out
>first time seeing some pussy
>dick is diamonds
>go to bathroom and blow the fattest load i ever had
>never told anyone and noone found out