I work at CERN...

I work at CERN, my dad is a chronic alcoholic with gout and I just got banned from Sup Forums for proving that God doesn't exist AMA

Why are you on Sup Forums, Brode? Shouldn't you be busy laughing at something?

Seriously, you look like Ben Brode. Give him a Google

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Typically I prefer the more intellectual boards like /lit/ but I was banned from there too after claiming that every novel written after 1952 is subpar. Seems that wherever I go my genius isn't appreciated.

is this the new "why can't atheists define atheism"

or Ken-sama cringe posting?

what a faggot, I know you are trolling, but still a faggot.

>any novel set in the Ender's Game universe that was written by Orson Scott Card is subpar

Kys yourself your self.

i know how you feel OP. once i got banned from Sup Forums for predicting the outcome of literally every american sporting event for an entire year using my personally designed highly advanced algorithm.

they banned me because i didn't place bets to profit from my 100% accurate predictions. i see that as stealing, and that is against my morality.

DESY is better than CERN

if you're such a genius, explain with all of your intellect to Sup Forums why you haven't killed yourself yet, because you're a faggot and you should kill yourself.

>every novel written before 1952 is subpar
Fix'd.

How do you prove God doesn't exist?

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Let us know when the lhc reaches 99.9% speed of light

How was the last episode, OP?

>/lit/
>intellectual
Fucking kek. Now I know for sure you're full of shit.

how do you look in panties?

The particle beams in the LHC do go over 99.9% lightspeed.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

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What does covfefe mean?

RIP Charlie

Semper crencis
aut decrencis
Vita detestabilis

>I just got banned from Sup Forums
So you come here. Please, no more favors.

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pray tell me why god doesnt exist

Not stirring shit just interested in what was so ban-worthy over it

>Orson Scott Card
No surprise Sup Forums would have a penchant for pedophile literature.

/this

when will CERN finish their time machine?
when is it your turn to show up in a jellyman report?