Just turned 18 and in senior year. what's the best way to fuck with the normies at my formal at the end of the year?

Just turned 18 and in senior year. what's the best way to fuck with the normies at my formal at the end of the year?

Something... memorable.

You won't remember their names or faces and they won't remember yours so why even bother

prank a school shooting :D

this

stab some fag

Shoot up the school. Usually takes a crane to get them out.

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Could always call in a bomb threat

"Best way to fuck with normies."

What are you talking about here OP? To what degree are you willing to take this? There is a line you are not willing to cross, where is it?

Set up a fucklod of stink bombs. Only way to not get fuck. Also good way of non-violently fucking with people

This.

>the normies at my formal
You are a normie for going to your formal.

Get three pigs from a nearby farm, being them to the school and paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them. Works like a charm. While they're searching for pig no. 3, shoot up the school.

But on a hijab and storm the place

Kek'd

Drop your pants and shit in the middle of the dance floor while screaming.

I'd say something like Carrie.

Then scoop your feces in your hands and fling it at anyone wearing white.

Bring a realistic looking water pistol.

OP here stop posting faggot shit and give me good answers

Graduate and get a job.

Weed killer on the football field in the shape of a huge wang

Just bring a shit load of balloons filled with paint and throw them at faggots.Just do it you pussy licking door knob.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCKING KEK RIGHT HERE

wear a trenchcoat to school and reach into your backpack

This.

Punch the biggest douche in your school and smooch the hottest lady then tell your best friend that he's a good guy and walk out, you'll be remembered and you can say that you smooched a babe, thank me later

You'll probably get decked by the dude though so maybe smooch first and then get the snot kicked out of you, have fun

Go to school in tight tight shorts and a really tight short. Knee high socks and sweat bands. Mother fucking sweat band on your head and around your wrists.

>If you can grow a mustash do it

Slap hottest girl in school on the ass and tell her you'd bust a nut in that.

Proceed to act like a red neck oblivious to basic human social norms. When someone confronts you for being retarded, say they're just mad cause they're probably one of those queer-o-sexuals. Then tell them you're okay with their lifestyle but you only shoot your load in a lady muffin.

>If you get lost at anytime, just rotate back to the fact other people are gay and you're straight

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Or just don't go to your formal so all the normies can enjoy their normal teenage life without some fucking loser always crying for attention

why should they get to enjoy themselves though?

Show me on your waifu where the popular kids hurt you

And have fun with the sexual assault charges, then getting your beta ass whipped by her boyfriend.

>Implying you're not a normie faggot.

>collect some of your sperm and/or shit
>bake some cookies and mix those into your ingredients
>try your best not to make it smell awful (not sure how you would do this)
>offer cookies to normie, then get out of there quickly and find another normie to offer cookie to

Or:
>collect your cum for a while til you have a lot
>make the solution as fluid as possible
>put in water guns
>bring water guns in school and go to town

Or alternatively just shoot up the school, I don't really have too many memorable ideas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Surprise the normies by getting a fucking life ass

Look OP, this thread is full of suggestions to revolt and injure your schoolmates. These things are not funny. Not because they are immoral, simply because they fail to provoke any response other than: "Holy shit, that guy is fucked up.".

Nothing you do will actually accomplish anything significant because you simply become a boring story to be told by boring people at boring parties.

These people manage to consistently convince themselves life is worth living because they build the image of the rest of their lives in to something they imagine to be glorious; almost anything you do at this formal is tangential.

You don't need violence, you don't need feces, you don't even need a speech.

You need to find a phrase. You know these people, you can figure out the phrase. All it needs to do is cast doubt upon the images they imagine their futures as.

These people revolve around these images. You can do nothing to these people as long as they have the happiness afforded to them by these images.

Fill them with doubt and regret. You won't live in these normies' party stories, you'll live at the back of their minds goading for the rest of their lives.

if he has to come here for help then he lacks the eloquence and charisma to pass that difficult speech check

and it usually takes a crane to get them out.

He will remember theirs, they won't remember his. Big difference

Show them you don't care about their social divides by just enjoying yourself and having fun with the night.

shitty in a bag for the next week. slightly open the ziplock bag and throw it in the vents. Locker rooms vents are easy to open and empty during gym class. Have poop smell going everywhere and they wont be able to find it.