G'morning user

g'morning user,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I can still watch porn of girls getting smacked, zapped, and hurt.

Good morning, OP.

A few reasons other than fear of pain and emotionally crippling my mother:

1. Just started a immersive HUD-less game of GTA IV, and I want to work on that today.

2. Still have beer left

3. Need to be alive to renew my teaching visa in two days

How about you?

thats a good reason.
good reasons.
me, i'll carry on. life hasn't made me want to quit yet.

No anoning today because I make a $72k/yr developing software and today I get to work from home in comfy clothes and fap.

Same thing everyday. Not enough courage.

same guy who posted this yesterday

because there's a chance i could have sex today

(didn't fuck yesterday btw)

You keep on, bud. What do you have lined up today?

I'm very near getting a job automating jobs. I have worked my ass off. Can't just work so hard and not reap the benefits like a dummy. Plus I want this dog.

sauce plz

Did you post the same gif with the same file name in two separate threads like 20 min apart

I matched with my definition of a 10/10

>this

working from home is awesome yes.
just work.
nice.
describer her. what makes a 10/10 for you.

The monolith told me I will impregnate my wife's cute butthole tonight. So at the very least that is something to live till tomorrow for!

Yep. I've only got like six or seven saved images.

>that dog
Shit taste bro

You're into pugs I'm guessing. Or white trash pit bulls.

She likes to read and write. We had similar interests, likes the same music as I do. She also runs.
I am really happy for the first time in a very, very long time.

Honestly if i didn't reproduce I probably would have killed myself at 20 Im unemployed no education and im a pretty terrible human. But until my sons old enough cant really kill myself

3rd Reich's mascot best doggo

sauce pls, about to fap

I had a good three hours sleep .
Life is good , there is only one me in the universe and I have a whole long lifetime to inflict myself upon it.

:)

Pass. They are good for what they are used for, but I don't like the way they look.

Too much to learn and too much too experience out there, too many pleasures to be had and too many interesting people to encounter. In fact, if at all possible, I'm not planning on dying at all, if I can help it.

I want a wall of labradors .

Because i still have hope that the future will be better

Underage detected.

Labs are pretty nice dogs. Was going to get one until I saw this breed in a hardware store.

Because the destiny 2 beta has to be soon

Last time i checked 19 ain't underage

Can't fool me 12 year olds, nobody is hopeful about the future and is at the very least a teenager.

Because my GF promised to cheer me up with her ass, same as always. I'm living for anal, basically...

NineTEEN.
Still at school and living at parents so never got to feel the coldness of the outside world

u have a good gf.
that will be nice. the previous looked great.

Had a pretty good day, recovering from being at the point of end-thoughts that first started in Jan 16 due to now ex wife's Borderline Personality Disorder

gonna have an edible before work and it will start kicking in a little after I get there

won't that get you fired ?

Because I've just begun my nurse training and for the first time in my life I've got a good group of friends who I like, who actually seem to like me and I know I've got a purpose in life.

Feelsgoodman

They dont do drug tests here, almost everybody would get fired, I dont really have to interact with a lot of people and I can lock myself in my office if I need down time.
If you get caught smoking, yeah, Ive seen that happen before.

glad you have friends
g'luck in your training user.
cool. well keep it up, and enjoy your life user.

You thread is getting pathetic lately and same goes for your gifs.

i appreciate the feedback user.
how r u today ?

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Gf who is my perfect match is sick. She's helped me through everything from ptsd etc. Going to the doctor soon to help her get better. Helping someone makes life good.

Hopefully your hands feel better soon

Kek. I hope she does too user.

CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER
CAUSE I AM NOT A NIGGER

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
The wife agreed to anal

Just because I couldn't put my family through it. If that wasn't part of the equation id probably do it

Well my friend,
> just got a new puppy
> It's beautiful outside
> I got a nice tan started
> im getting tail tonight
> and a few home projects are turning out great.

Sure i got bills and money stress. But we all do.
> It's a beautiful day.

I can't let go of your prestigious shitposts.