Fix the world in one sentence

Fix the world in one sentence.

>do whatever the shit you want not harming anyone

wowza u did it

Invent a world wide virus or chemical weapon specifically designed to kill only humans and let it loose.

What is AIDS for 500, Alex.

Fuck islam, trips confirm

The replicators from Star Trek would solve all of the world's problems.

Kinda flawed considering driving down the street is technically hurting the environment, which in turn technically harms all organic matter. Most industrial buildings expell toxic gasses and other dangerous wastes. That eventually hurts people. No factories = no technology

No religions

>"harm"
Are you implying only physical harm, or emotional?

If only the first then you can easily fuck over anyone's life without laying a finger on them. If the latter then nothing can be done because of the snowflakes that get triggered over anything.

Everybody on Earth posts on Sup Forums
Posts ending in 1-5 get off Sup Forums
Posts ending in 6-0 executed on the spot

If were going si-fi then technically there's an alternate universe that has an alternate earth that doesnt have any problems.

there are ways to produce energy, technology, and food with much less of a negative cost toward the environment. Cleaning up and regulating effects on the environment is pretty important.

Words are just words.

have infinite resources
>wow this is easy

lighten the fuck up everyone.

Damn those are tiny nipples

People with an iq below 100 lose voting rights

This good for all nations on earth

AIDS kills chimps too

Goes*

lets do this

If IQ was strongly correlated with critical thinking skills this would make sense

this

kill all non white shit skins

Everybody dies

Space travel is perfected

Hold on are we talking plausible solutions or have goku run for president type of deal?

Kill all humans.

Also, you forgot a period, OP. Y'know... to finalize your [sentence]

Human extinction

Live by Max Ehrman's Desiderata, Serenity Prayer, and don't compare yourself with others' definition of happiness or wholeness.

>do whatever the shit you want not harming anyone
People have been following this for centuries. Look how well it works.

poor chimps

Create a Dyson sphere that powers a massive computer that creates a separate virtual reality conplete with people for each person plugged in.

A small minority has done this. Everyone else can't even.

...

I love girls with small nippels like that!

Humans are too smart for their own good. Evolution has granted for mutations so there's always going to be some Hitler type of person who ruins it for everyone.

playing this game

>All you need in live if covfefe

>All you need in live is covfefe

Kill the jews

Stopp rewarding competition in society.

There's only 2 genders.

Be logical, reasonable and considerate.

sauce maybe?

Would it not be easier to have a random number generator (or a D10) roll for everyone?

I mean, the goal is to kill half the pop, and most people don't even use Sup Forums. Why would they have to post on Sup Forums just to do this? Who would even enforce it?

not harming anyone btw

Is this a meme?

All niggers and Muslims died.

Empathy always seems to be an afterthought, when it should be the first thing.

All muslims murdered.

>Men are pigs. Kill them all.

No special snowflakes allowed

Who let the subhuman sex pet out of its kitchen?

That's two sentences. Albeit you could have combined the two thoughts into one.

"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself"
-Mattew 22:39

She's clearly in the kitchen. Do you not see the dining set and counters behind it?

See

Sort yourself out!

Just commit to being a simple cog turning within the machine that is called society. Or slowly kill yourself with alcohol

I think they're all on the same level. Without the first two, being considerate could mean burning somebody to death to save their soul or something.

Bring back the Führer.

My name Jeff

Eliminate all life on Earth

Dining room.

>Eliminate all life on Earth
start by killing yourself

A stateless society is the only cure for corruption, for the very existence of a monopoly on force incentivises its own abuse.

Soviet Reunion.

tattoos cause aids

"How can we justify the holocaust?" for 500

Feed the obese people too the starving people.

Make everything free.

superman fml

make greed irrelevant

Get rid of all the sovereign nations, over nationalization is toxic.

Everyone under 120 I.Q. dies.

Have you seen the top chefs, they're men! Why would i allow Wow-men in my kitchen?

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, laddy.

How racist am I to allowed on here before the FBI comes?

everyone over 80 dies

and niggers and a hefty portion of the planet.

mandatory college level education, health insurance, minimum living standards and civil rights all applied to every human irregardless of nation state.

newfag nigger get your fucking jigaboo ass back to spear chucking africa

Get back you your own fucking countries you dirty fucking vermin.

give me power - ill do the rest

only taxpayers can vote

and how is this working out?

>Don't be a dick.

i apologize for not having at least 3 more racist lines of dialogue pertaining to blacks in particular. these comments made here don't necessarily represent the views of this site and the proprietors of said site

There are so many chill religions, user. Like buddhism, jainism, and most of the non theistic ones

lickit.

Ironically, you need power to prevent accumulation of power, hence you cannot maintain an equitable egalitarian society.

Ultimately, there will always emerge powerful groups and individuals. The question becomes what the nature of these groups should be.

There are two basic choices: either elected representatives or unelected tyrannies. No system - not capitalism, or communism or anarcho-syndicalist communes can escape this basic fact.

>Make Millhouse a meme

but millhouse was always a meme

Did I win ??

How's senior year of high school treating you?

free chik fil a for everybody except gays

i'm going to do a victory lap counterclockwise brb all smierky in here

> end islam

Unplug the computer that's simulating all this bullshit

End corporate crime, by making individuals making and approving the decisions liable, as well as the company.

ie Joe Blow decides to fake having the corporate headquarters on the Cayman Islands to avoid tax.
He is found guilty of tax evasion, and must pay a portion of the money back personally.