Knock Knock

What would you do in his situation?

I wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place because I would have kicked them out after the pizza. Also, blondie looks like a low budget Lexi Belle.

Ask for them to smother me with their feet

Now that Lexi Belle is fat, this girl is high-budget Lexi

I'd have fucked the blonde in the ass and came in there. Afterward, who gives a fuck what they do. I'd still have the satisfaction of knowing that I dosed her and she's on borrowed time.

try to act like a retard as much as possible

>letting whore inside your house

Enjoy my free fucking pizza

>Now that Lexi Belle is fat

She's thin again.

but yeah Ana de Armas is fucking cute and sexy and I wanna make her squeal..

holy shit, is it comedy?

is it worth watching?

Kill Eli Roth's wife and marry the blonde.

CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES

it's over the top and ludicrous, sure.

Nekkid girls too.

>She's thin again
Is she the Jonah Hill of porn?

>Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!

What did he mean by this ?

That's a nice lowcosplay of the Ghostbusters, Keanu

Muh dik

Keanu was so bad in this, that scene where he has the headphones on fucking destroyed my sides

>dat lewd footplay

>It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door!

>What would you do in his situation?

Probably ended up in the exact same predicament.

I have a habit of thinking with my dick.

If I ever find myself in some situation where someone is victimizing me and goading me into attacking them like they do in shitty movies like this my response will be "ok lol" and then snap their fucking neck.