Prove you are not an americunt?

Prove you are not an americunt?

My BMI is not within a unhealthy range.

>tfw rest of world either hates you or wants to be you
That's called winning.

>>tfw rest of world either hates you or wants to be you

Thats not how you spell "german".

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i can speak more than 1 language

The jews can say the same thing

i can go to a buffet and only eat a reasonable amount of food.

I eat snails

my country has never won a war.

I can't afford food.

I can buy kvass at any bar in my town

Atleast I don't have crooked, dirty teeth.

Also this is kvass

My country doesn't matter.

My 7 yr old daughter is currently being raped by followers of the religion of peace.

>Prove you are not an americunt
1. I poor
2. My nation lazy, no work, lots vacation
3. We uneducated
4. We never invent anything
5. We bash murrica all time cuz jelly

Most of my food doesnt contain corn syrup and carcinogens

my nation could beat vietnam

I don t microwave my shoes to make tea

I could never be this butthurt

>German
Sure Hans
;^)

Fucking kek

Я живy в poccийcкoм мyхocpaнcкe.

Are you Russian?

I just telling truth.
Like most in my nation, I would sell my organs to get visa to U.S.

I'm Texan

Also my first tought.

Im sorry, I hope that is curable.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fat yank.

My bread isn't sweet. Heck, none of our foods are.

I don't have government sponsored High fructose corn syrup in almost every food item I buy; my country has marked HFCS as hazardous, like every other civilised country.

Yes and the jews are certainly winning.
Smallest demographic in the world, yet everyone says they run everything.

I don't have to declare bankruptcy if I have to go to the hospital

My country has a legal system that helps prevent recidivism instead of promote it

Best fucking state inside of the best fucking nation

Fucking fat bastard. Go eat a burger.

do I have to say more?

i'm not fat,i don't think i'm the center of the universe, i have government provided universal health care, when something goes wrong in my life i don't want to kill myself, my president is not a reality T.V host

>prevent recidivism
Right, because you have almost no niggers in your country.

Go back to being civilised, britbong.

Looks like Aussie NBN speeds. Romania has faster speeds. South (good) Korea has way faster speeds than the US on average.

>Most of my food doesn't contain corn syrup and carcinogens
>Most of my food doesn't contain
>my food does't
>my food
>no food

better than those fucking shit toast sandwiches

no
filipino

Пpyфы: ты пидop. A я pyccкий. Taкиe дeлa.

Right after your fat yanky fucks asses eat all the McDonald burgers with extra extra cheese and die of diabetes you fucking yank.

as if rapefugees, turks and marrocans aren't the same shit

We have no real freedom here.
Government took all our guns.
Is corrupt and brainwashes.
We can do nothing.

well it said I have worse internet connection than 75% of my country but I'm already paying 20 fucking euros for this

I eat a fucking bagel with sausages you lard ass.

op said "prove you're not american", not "prove you ARE american"

i have government provided health care

>can speak croatian, german, english, italian and some russian
>think that € is the superior currency
>went to an actual college not to an adolescent kindergarden
>not terrified of commies
>drink actual beer instead of piss water

Fuck 'burgers

my ambulance rides are completely free.

That's the list of the top shit-tier subhumans of Germany sorted by their shittiness.

1. Turks
2. Arabs
3. Rapefugees
4. Albanians
5. Niggers*
6. Syrians*

* >This group will rise in rank due to the rapefugee-crisis.

Lol can't even talk properly, great school systems in murica.

So sad you cant be original with the insults

Its hilarious how Romania has some of the fastest internet speeds, yet the lowest GDP and tech involvement of any country in the world.

im finnish

It's because those fuckers are the hot single women who're waiting on you behind every porn ad.

you're clearly retarded, cause he's talking about britbongistan

I dont understand this ridiculous notion that British people have no freedom? We just dont have guns everywhere. How is having no guns = to no freedom, proportionately we have far far far less refugees than America, far less rape cases from immigrants than America.

If you build it, they will come.

On topic:
My political leader does not spend the equivalent of the entire year's art budget almost every weekend at a venue he owns (putting tax dollars in his own pocket each time).

-My president is not Putin's bitch
-I'm not a crazed gunman or a delusional snowflake millennial cuck
-i don't have to sell my fucking house every time i get sick

Sure you do, just keep saying that to yourself and you should eventually believe it

I always need a calculator to decipher those stinking inches, yards, miles, pounds of shit

dental care is free in the u :^)

Americas freedom changes radically from state to state, its legal to have an abortion anywhere in the UK You can drink at 18, have sex at 16. Americans are so blinded by their ridiculous media, they are convinced they have all the freedom, when Murica is quickly becoming one of the most cucked nation in the world.

Because your country is the size of one of our medium sized states.
>do you even per capita

Which just strengthens my argument you dense fuck.

>Murcia has more people and more rape. UK has less people and less rape. Case closed hur dur

Really?

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I said proportionately, learn to read. Oh wait your schools are essentially arenas for black people to fight and say whassup, while leaning backwards.

I'm a Deutchlander, faggot.
How fucking dumb are you?

>in murrica
kek
Neuperlach (Deutchland)

Germany has great schools, so why you hating on the UK?

>chequem8

my power is 240v 50hz

I get vaccines, because my media isnt retarded.

We're fully legalizing pot and raising our minimum wage to $15 so even though we're better than America in every way, I'll be drowned in inflation before I even get a chance to start my career.

>can speak croatian
why?
nobody croats
land of the dumbasses
if you are not aware, croatia is the most hated country in the world (neo nazi government, denial of genocide, no human rights, no freedom, horrible hospitality, tons of hate)
>dumbass croat confirmed

lol
you would brag about speaking languages like croatian???

And you'd still be wrong. At very least your making a unverifiable claim. The definition of crimes varies wildly between the U.K. And the US. So the figures from the two reporting agents aren't going to going to be comparable in any significant way.

Spain? Uruguay?

The definition of rape? Of a refugee? Fuck off you're just making excuses.

Internet censorship in Britain is widespread.
Apparently you don't live here m8.
Our media is waaaay worse than the U.S. media with the fake news too.
Muslims aplenty.

Most of my m8s would give their left nut for an hero like murrica's Trump. Seems like murrica found some balls. Maybe they can stop what we failed to, though by present stats it appears whites will be the minority in murrica in 2042--then there is no coming back. Whites will be no more.

My government isn´t at war with intelligence.

>freedom
>abortion
Abortion has nothing to do with freedom, moron.

oh no I cant use watchseries, internet is useless.

saying m8 loads doesnt make you look British.

hahah look at all the angry americans coming in late.

We rule the world.
>best standard of living
>most freedom
>sexiest women
>best food
>most powerful military
GET FUCKING TRIGGERED EUROFAG ;)

Canada, it's basically America done right but in the most unfortunately cold place on Earth

I love canada. Better it be a cold nation than a stupid nation (like america)

Those are all false.

>source: educated american

>You can't have an abortion because I say you can't
>We're still all about that freedom tho

>America done right
Wanna know how I know you're a commie?

t. Canadian frog

Actually yes. In most States in the US rape is only forcible penetration by a penis. The rest is considered sexual assault. In UK any forcible penetration is rape.

To further illustrate the point, according to the figures from 2010, Britain had a violent crime rate 4 times higher than the US. 2,043 cases out of every 100,000 residents in the U.K. compared to 466 out of 100,000 in the US.

I don't think anyone actually believes it's true, but that's what the numbers say. But numbers lie all the damn time.

You have plenty of valid reasons to hold to your main point that Americans are brainwashed to think they have all the freedom(I 100% agree with you) but use better support.

Like how Britain has consistently ranked higher on the Economic Freedom of the World Index than the US for almost a decade now.

>best standard of living
If you're a multimillionaire jew maybe
>most freedom
Say hi to the NSA for me
>sexiest women
Crack whores and niggers, yum
>best food
Imported food
>most powerful military
什么?

>everything i don't like is a commie

It says prove you ARENT an americunt.

I think the only war America has won was its war of independence and that wasn't really a war rather the west indies trading company trying to colonize it for profits.

Witc=! A country

Therefore cannot be considered a 'war'

And yes I am an Americunt and I am totally not proud of that fact. So stop fucking up criticisms of the US and giving the conservitards ammo

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