Tfw no boyfriend

>tfw no boyfriend

probably won't have one in the foreseeable future.

Chat with me then

Tits with time stamp or gtfo

Tits and timestamp or gtfo bitch

Op post your asshole

This is why you keep your gender under wraps

so is summer already?

5/10 face
5/10 hair

Give us body shot, tits w/ timestamp, pussy shot so we can rate.
Then chat with us so we can rate personality.

You want bf - we can help. But you gotta let us help.

Go to tinder, not Sup Forums.

Show us your cunt, cunt.

I love your eyes, too bad you're hiding your face.

you might want to seek attention somewhere else.

Seig heil faggots.
Did this cunt get arrested?

My name is jeff

Such excellent baitz.

Feed this thread newfags let the hate grow

elo alejandro what yu doing here

I mean you're kinda cute. I imagine you sometimes smell like dorito chips and chew on your hair. That shit turns me on.

Do you have a penis?

tits please

it sucks until you get one. grass is always greener

so much newfagging

Arresting this shitty bait and killing this nazi ass thread

Fuck you cunt

It's so easy for a women to get laid and get a boyfriend whenever they want, no matter what they look like. But if you're waiting for Brad Pitt don't hold your breath.

Guys on the other hand.

Nope. You are mistaken my nazi friend

If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".

This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO

They hang around on Sup Forums for ages never learning how to image search like a faggot.

Oh no not everyone spends their every waking moment on this sad ass website.
Enlighten us then, oh wise master.

Girls who don't shave their cootch post ITT

...

Are you fags serious. This girl gets posted every fucking day.

Lurk moar.

>tfw no boyfriend
>tfwiktf

????

see

Some people don't have any friends or family because they are dead. Stop using Sup Forums for tabloid level shit and get a fucking life.

in fact eat shit
also pretty sure OP is underaged

Age & state

I don't have a girlfriend either OP (assuming you're a girl, otherwise please fucking kill yourself), so let's marry.

Well you're not gonna find one here

No timestamp.

Fake. Not OP

My kik is aisoku_chan txt me if you're as desperate as you sound, i have a few side hoes but im willing to add more

>let's marry

It's summer time, and the living is easy.

Newfag detected