Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=52lXg9asnn8
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PA2FhRP2BhA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BOltF8o3v4I
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Ok.

youtube.com/watch?v=52lXg9asnn8

Too lewd

What the fuck is this song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PA2FhRP2BhA

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It's literally not.

Any skirt or dress that is not at least fingertip length IS LEWD

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Sounds chill :)
Gay shit apparently

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Its a fuckin weird one, Ill tell you hwat

I forgot what I was doing, sorry, claiming Tenshi-cake. I love her.

Hello fellow degenerates, how do you do?

Speak for yourself you filthy casual

hello who are you?

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Hi rem rem your looking pretty
Half the lyrics weren't even lyrics
2 dan 4me m8

I see...friends.

what did you just bark towards me ??
I am not Aikawa, but the person who is posting them. Am I doing it right?
Cute!
You can have my shades Yuno then you can be dank too

ah aikawa, i think i've seen you around, i'm new, please call me tenshi

hello angel

Claiming best girl.

I see... A Vampire-chan~
C'mere and let me headpat ya

do you wish that was with you

I KNOW RIGHT
I love me some folk, but fuck me that was ashitshow
Me too
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Pet my head while I poke those cheeks
So glad to know that you demon.

yes i am

Yay! send them to me via discord greed#6656
hello adorable
The guy how wrote this was very drunk at the time

:o

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I love you

>pats your head
What a cute little you.
How are you Koume?

*kiss
Peter and Paul? Yeah, no. It was the 70s my man.
Lsd and giving Mary the ol London bridge was their thing.
God that was such a groovy time to be alive

Still haven't gotten to finish that
Pretty sure I failed my spanish final

Okay, hello Tenshi!
I'm not good with words.
STOP RIGHT AWAY!
Y-yes you are
n-no way, you're too greedy...

Summer school?

lucy in the sky with diamonds
aw :(

please excuse my slow replies, i'm very sorry

hi hi~
are you the user that said mental illness is just an excuse for bad behavior?
wait i already claimed her
oh my...
i don't know if i should say i love you back because i don't want to lead you on or anything...
do you post here a lot or do you post elsewhere?

yes i am

no
i'm the user that keeps forgetting what i'm meant to call you
watch your tilde -_-

Yes

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Probably, I don't know if there's going to be a point curve for the final though tbh

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>tfw I can't go to summer school even though I have to. because I don't have a vehicle to get there
guess I'm gonna have to take math again next year

It's ok, I love my friends~
What happens when you fail summer school?

Hi there fellow anons, hwdy
also, claiming elsie

Did you ever do any?
I can't believe I forgot to say hello, my bad
I know that feel this last year was a repeat for me

I haven't been to summer school so I wouldn't know

Get your mom to drive you uwu

Hello M-chan hows goes it?
Gooood I'm good. Going to a going away thing today for a friend.
We are moving very fast. *Gasp*
Such a tired lewd face

>driving course for a military vehicle
>drove around the base
>that's all I did
>tomorrow I have to be present at 13h00
Unit life is really different from the infantry qualification course

That's gooood to hear. Is it going to be a long trip?

my mom doesn't have a car -_-q

It is going good. Me and tomo were talking about you a little bit ago

In a good or a bad way

Rip

No he's just going to another job.
All good I hope. Or at least slanderous lies

>pets
Yes I post here all the time, but under a different waifu. Everyone knows me under that one.
Y-yes you are... calm down, okay?
STOP!

Ye, once. Got it from a dirty old hippie when I was sixteen.
It went very poorly
Fast is my middle name bby
Ok

>Winning Girl claimed

In a good way, in the infantry course I was a few months ago, we were treated like filth
Now we're actually treated with respect

yipe yipe yipe

*tucks tail and scampers under sofa*

She's already spoken for:

i'm sorry i won't tidle at you anymore
you can call me Angel if you want
f-friendzoned already?? well okay..
hello there where is your waifu from? shes really cute
its okay! i forgot all my replies to people! it's my fault, really
her face is pure!
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thank you for your service
those convoy missions are no joke
do you love both of your waifus?

>implying you aren't filth
Post amatsu again

Aren't they supposed to treat you like filth though? Or is that just a meme

good
sure i'll call you angel angel

You're the one who said you didn't want to lead me on
Would you rather do summer school or retake spanish?

Kiss unplugged is actually pretty good
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BOltF8o3v4I

It's the same thing

sorry sometimes i get carried away

So retake it then?

she is from the world god only knows, and you got a cute angel there

Damn
Guess I'll sit this one out, then

>Back behind the wall she goes

It is. But a slight blush and a bare shoulders is like 8/10 lewd for kanade
Oh when you post that it's totally cool.

Well we fingered out tomo dose not want to become a vampire. Unless you are the one asking him.
>purrs
I had mushrooms once by mistake. I can remember what happened
What were we taking about before you left. OH yes I remember robing the police

I want to fuck Aikawa

G-good dog...
Of course! And you?
>tfw no yandere to thirst after me
Cute!
>tickles chin
I-I see what you did there... I think...

I'll thirst after you~

Really? W-who are you? How do you know me?

why thank me
We aren't even masking any convoys, just familiarizing with the truck

no u

Only in the beginning, once you get into an unit is when you become human again Krappa

What a cute dress
So you're just gonna tag along?

>Purrs Louder

okay hold on, getting amatsu pics from danbooru

H-hey g-guys, I u-used to c-claim M-megumin!

I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel

Hell ye bby
Common, all too common

you all can't have an image whit girlfriend, stop be fag

Wow, Homora. Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you!

good job

>licks cheek
h-hi

Sup, nigga?

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Have some loyalty you dam scank
Ep! that tickles

Jealous?

>Homora
Wh-Who's th-that?! I-I'm former Megumin c-claimer!
Th-thanks! I l-love m-my A-amatsukaze and I'll n-never h-heresy from h-her!
H-hi c-cutie!
M-mean! I'm g-gonna get m-my maple s-syrup d-drinking Sergeant o-on y-you!

This is a lot better than I could draw t b h

Fuck off

nice

>making fun of children with problems on the internet
hey big guy