Post your ride to roast a ride

Post your ride to roast a ride.

I'll start. This is my 2005 Subaru Baja xt. 5mt. 400hp of raging lesbian shitbox.

Not my pic but basically the same car.
Nice excuse for a truck, pussy.

2010 mini cooper. looks gay but is fun to drive.

Gotta love them subies

yamaha FJ 09 .... old man bike

>400hp

Kek. No.

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I'll have a Dyno sheet at home. If this thread is still up by the time I get there I'll post it.

the world is flat eh?

Probably has a total of 7 facial hairs.

How is it making 400 hp?

Where all my beater bros at?

Sti short block with forged internals
Cobb 20g turbo
1250cc injectors
5mt rebuilt with 1-4 gears strengthened
Various other sti bits
E85 tuned running 22psi

No spics allowed in this thread.

Is that supposed to offend me? This is a car thread on a "what's your favorite bus line" thread

Putting all this money into a subaru that isn't even a wrx or sti model.....how does it feel being the biggest dumbass in this thread?

Upgrade injectors but is still running stock pump. Uhhh why?

Worth it to see the guys face driving the sti when I do a pull on him.
It's not pretty or sporty but I like the uniqueness

Had the scooby St
Fucking mental corners just a well timed gear change and correct brake pressure they glide around any corner
How's yours handle?
Also had standard mitzo evo by far the best power and control
My dream car is a rally spec Ford s200 or s2000
I'm pretty drunk right now so apologies for shit grammar

Just because I didn't state the pump doesnt mean it's a stock pump. I have a deatschwerks dw300

Got me a beater SN95

2010 K1300R SE, except mine has the carbon fiber fairing

>ITT: carfags claim they know how to JDM sick drifts bruh with a beater they bought for 2k and put 1k of useless upgrades on it

How do you post a mod list and not list all the supporting mods? You're either lying or just a retard.

Handling isn't the greatest right now. It's on coilovers but sitting at stock ride height makes it a little rolley around the corners. I've been looking to get a bigger sway bar to reduce the roll. Still handles better than most normal cars

This guy knows where its at

Pushin 226 HP right now, trying to get 280, and cut the curb weight down to maybe 2500 with full tank

Well you could have just said that....instead you add "various sti bits" like anyone gives a shit about that

If John deer made motorcycles, they would be these. Overpriced for less value than a Honda.

>you hear that
hear what?
>are you serious right now?
what are you talking about?
>YOU DONT HEAR THOSE BIG FUCKING TURBOS???
uh yeah I guess
>DID YOU HEAR ME?? THIS SHIT HAS BIG FUCKING TURBOS
yeah thats cool
>IM PUSHING OUT 86lbs OF BOOST BITCH! TURBOOOOOOOOS
uh ok
>DO I NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN?
i think i got it
>I HAVE BIG MOTHERFUCKING TURBOOOOS

But is it supercharged tho? I'd take this over a subie any day

Obv you do since you're bitching about it so much

Whatchu be vapin while you're scrapin?

Op, you literally have one of THE gayest cars ever created. Only thing worst or more dykey than a Baja is an eclipse or a Lexus sc430.

Not op but nice car choice user the 'cooper' heritage is Awsome.
Look up the old rally footage
It's a shame only privileged hipsters can afford the classics
What size alloys have got?
I would drop it a inch or so invest in some premium tires and tune it a little and it will out perform most cars in its group for size and weight
>old school street racer

How's your sti lip treating you? 50hp gains? All those various sti bits am I right?

Turbo models are way better than the supercharged. Better power band from the turbos. Mini Superchargers are only good if you're doing 0-25mph lol

That's a honda I think you meant to reply to op with the subaru

Did newer minis come with turbos? I honestly thought they only sc the new ones. Shows how much I know about that car lol

can't roast this

Ye it's a r56, turbo

Has a few problems here and there, but shit once I get some manufacturing tech I can't wait to start making some body pieces for it

Probly eventually gonna spring for a garret or jcw turbo

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And yeah twin scroll turbos, but only f56 and on

I drive a boat.

I can if it's non turbo.

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yeah mate sure, they are fucking amazing to ride :) you never buy beemers new, overpriced as fuck, got mine with only 8700km on it

dam sun ur grand pappy leave that in his will?

What's on your steering wheel? And where are you from? I see a car exactly like this driving near me.

76лc/hp
2013 г.в./ y.o.i
30000 км/ 18,750 miles

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have fun when your head gasket commits Sudoku faggot,.

I own this car but did not post this photo. Identify yourself user.

It's a steering wheel lock. I'm in Birmingham.

2008 mazda3
Reliable, cheap, and kinda fun
Not my pic btw

How did you even get one of those? You never see these in the states. We're they sold over there or was it imported?

I'd say a sensible choice not 'Old man' bike
Looks comfy tbh I used to ride a yzf 600 on a daily commute to work.
After a 40 min run each way your bike looks like a maybach kek
If you have or get the chance to ride one do it
>start bike alpha as fuck
>into first and second then third hitting 70mph open stretch on motorway easily topping 100mph by now
Slow down as I approach the giant fucking traffic hold up /jam if American
>lift up visor put bike in neutral straddle bike walk through traffic like a alpha laughing at the cucks waiting in their Big retard cars
Mfw

Imported. It's originally from Florida.

There's a huge following for these cars, sedan and hatch models, and I have no idea why...they're god ugly and the speed model isn't even fast

beat this beast

When someone shows genuine interest lmao

Probably gets VAGCOM errors before it even leaves the parking lot

Its an Audi. Ill just wait 10 years and the electrical gremlins will roast it for me ;)

Say what's up when you see me rolling in the streets

Sounds rediculously expensive. I've seen quotes for japanese import but then again I'm in california and cali hates shit like that

You're a giant fucking nigger

5.2 V10

Why the hate?

Just stiffen suspension and lower it a little
Also adjust breaks to the new suspension also you can go for a heavier fly wheel that will help keep the front end more stable but slower acceleration

Speed 3s aren't bad though, unless you beat the fuck out of em

The turbos are fun as fuck

Thanks dude

how about my best

>heavier flywheel
Uhhh am I the first person to hear this or am I just retarded?

>Adjust the brakes for a heavier flywheel
What even are you talking about

Don't have a pic of it but traded my 2010 craptor for a 2017 craptor

currently saving up to get a newer altima coupe. I know theyre boring but I need to get a newer nice reliable DD before i get another weekend car.

>altima

I meant accord

I have a 98 4 door granny accord. Super ugly and boring but super reliable at the same time. Find yourself the right one and you've got a great daily

Seriously jelly of that murder mobile.
Good taste man.

thoughts?

Shit alloys. Shit vinyls. Amazing car. Sort this shit out.

Mitsu makes a truck?

I drive a black 2008 chevy impala LTZ. Because I'm basic as fuck.

Yes, it's pretty nice tbh, about 12km per litre

Meh. Idk. What's the motor? How much can it tow?

Fuckin' gay

2.4turbo 2tons

>2005 Subaru Baja xt
More like 210hp...

I drive a 440i w/ competition pack.

Contemplating new wheels, feels harsh as fuck on the comp wheels.

thx

Meh. So not really meant to do truck stuff but can or in a little work. Meh. I don't like the looks of it but if it works for you then fuck it, why not.

What do they run price wise?

1995 BMW 320i Sedan
43.000km original

Og miles don't mean shit, the resale on those suck

Like this but tan. What kind of image does this car give you anyway?

I usually assume people buy their cars because of money or convenience and says nothing about their personality.

bought it for 6900€ with 26.000km, had to put 75€ in until now (just an oilchange that I did myself). two months ago some random dude offered me 7 grand for it at a gas station.

about $17,500 here.
It's pretty nice, i don't like to spend gas. I can recommend

>1337

lul, nice plate

2005 Mustang GT, Wrapped and slammed with 420rwhp. call me a ricer

Mercedes E320 W210
>Not rusty (I dunno, it's magical maybe)
>Works like new, looks new
>It was $12.000. Cars are expensive as fuck here.
>It's my first car

It's bad enough you own one of those things. Nevermind what you did to it.

You are bald, have two kids, and a fat wife.

>a200 amgline

all the bells and whistles and remapped to 208bhp