What's the best way to commit suicide

What's the best way to commit suicide

Successfully

heroin overdose

Quick and painlessly.

Laughing

living your life and dying of old age

I want an extravagant suicode

Those trips, go out with a bang op just make sure it's televised.

Making a noose out piano wire. Put it around your neck, and make sure you jump off of something between 2-4 storiesup. Before jumping super glue your hands to your head. After hands are sufficiently glued on jump. As you jump the piano wire will cut your head off. When you land your head will be in your hands and it will look like you tore your own head off.
It's painless, quick, and it makes it look like you did something pretty awesome.

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dont

Check m

Helium

>hijack plane
>fly into High Tower
>get all those virgin bitches

as someone considering doing it tonight

>disguise as a human centipede
>get eaten by a bird

>yes

>visit some really high building
>get REAL high on EVERYTHING you can get your hands on

>yes

heroin or shotgun.

scp 2121

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By killing yourself

Autoerotic asphyxiation

Overdose

Swallow hot oil

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