We nerf each other's superpowers

we nerf each other's superpowers


can heal my own wounds very fast

But only if you are holding a pickle

Mine is i always role quads

By getting a nigger to ejaculate in the wound

*pulls this fucking thread is dead card out*

by getting two niggers to ejaculate in the wound

but only when a dick is in your ass


can run at the speed of light

You can only roll dubs

mine is shrinking to the size of an ant at will

but you cant see and youre stuck in time

>i stop procrastinationg forever

but later


can make diamonds out of shit

whale shit only

Shit has to be at least 3 million years old

You retard that's not how it works. You can't nerf flying by replacing it with levatating. If his power is to roll quads he rolls quads BUT there's an extra condition like every time he posts on Sup Forums he has to have jizz on his hands.

takes 2 hours to slow down propperly


i can see the future

Only if it's to call yourself a faggot.

I no longer suffer the negative side effects of drinking.

Only your shit while it's in you.

I can burp into other peoples' mouths

Also i can shoot fireballs

you have visions of what your shit looks like in the future

but only male balls

i can summon every being, alive,dead, and non-existent

My superpower is to get dubs

but only 3 seconds ahead
can shoot dimaonds out of my asshole without damaging it

but you burn everything you hold dear

>i will be a better martial artist than bruce lee

One off

By digesting it

My power is to aquire other peoples knowledge

You're not the boss of me. I'll nerf his fucking quads if I wanna nerf his fucking quads! I AM THE NERF MASTER!!!

but only after you eat your own cum


I can grow a beard at will

but only the useless bits


can make myself invisible

Knowledge about spiders only

It grows with the consistency and appearance of straggly pubic hair

I can see in the dark just as well as I can the day time!

But you have to give your life for theirs...

I have telekinesis

but you get dementia

>my power is that i have a secret space where i can have 2 hrs each day for myself and work or train or sleep, and it doesnt count as life time so i also get to live longer

you a proportional amount of hair

Only when other people can't see you. If they look at you, you become visible again.

My power is to be able to win any debate

how the fuck is this a superpower?

only while pissing

But only if you admit that youre wrong

Mine is that I can travel by the speed of light

You have all the knowledge required to be a better martial artist, but only while you're inside another woman

I can stop time

Science and the media hound you for your secret. Eventually you are found out, declared a threat against humankind, and exterminated by the government of your country.

but only on the internet
can make pizza from anything

You have to have a full length and nonstop conversation with someone for 2 hrs every time you want to go there

but you can never stop
can make any baby stop crying

but you never hit puberty

>I can nerf all powers and I cannot be nerfed by anyone or anything

But it tastes like shit

I poop diamonds with real value

but not if you are asleep

the pizza is alway revolting

kill the baby in the process
I can ejaculate with the force of 1000 suns

But you mute them for life

I can regrow any bodyparts that i want

The pizza always tastes like watermelon

I can talk to animals

but not in this thread
can make fat turn to muscular mass

God deletes you for being a faggot and trying to bait the thread with a stupid broken response

Seriously, fuck you, you fucking child

The joke is that he got dubs in the original post you fuckwit.

only on a high carbon diet

i can controll luck

but you have no powers

>i can alter the genetics of my body how i want it in every cell immediately

they can't talk back :(

you get recoiled back with the same force
can jump 100 meters up and land without killing myself

If you do, it'll tear your dick open and you'll need reconstructive surgery.

I have a perfect memory, but can choose to forget specific memories if I like.

But only if you roll Dubs

I can turn into any animal at will

Inb4 only in gay bars

you don't understand genetics enough to do anything with it
I never have to breath

after eating diamonds and pressed air

but not to humans


can get my dad admit anime is real

Only if you eat straight Mayo constantly.

I can masturbate and cum in 30 seconds

The resulting landing creates an extremely powerful blastwave. If you do so within 100m of a person, they'll be obliterated. Good luck doing that in a city.

This kills you and only you
You have to eat the body part that fell off
You lose the ability to taste all food

what the hell does 'nerf' mean in this context?

ehhm, but i can read so i just can buy a book or look at human genome project.

But first you have to masturbate for 16 hours

Im a dwarf

only after you jack him off

Mine is i can travel through time

you only ever cum in 30 seconds

He becomes a disgusting waifu-obsessed shut in and your whole family blames you for it

only at night

can stop any sign of depression

but everyone could use it.

read minds

Howbout you read the thread, dickhead? Figure it out

But every time you travel, you age 1 year

I can fly

your brain specifically rejects genetics knowledge

but only once, for one second, every second


I can run at superhuman speeds without expending any energy

Only giving it to someone else

But you have to be constantly drunk

I can suck a dude off and not be gay

but only 3 seconds in the past or future


can git gud at dark souls

no thanks, I don't want to catch whatever you people have.

But you jizz in your pants every time you stop

only to the point you last took a shit or your next shit


I can kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I never run out of either

You have to fuck hobo for key to your wonderland

every time you stop some depression you go a little more schizo
I'm completely hairless

>But you have to be constantly drunk
So a regular dwarf then?

no,it doesnt. you cant alter my conciousness.

but you are swarmed by bees every time you do

But you look like a nigger

Never have to shit again

hardly a downside

but people constantly shit on you

why not

can no longer piss or shit in the toilet

but you can't chew ass and kick bubble gum


can shoot a .45 out of my index finger

But only if the dude is gay.

I can teleport to any location that i have seen before.

Thats fucking dope, i love honey

my superpower is that i can THINK OF AND USE the BEST superpower that exists, which cannot be nerfed to uselessness and ist unattainable by you faggots.

You are always full of shit

you never made that post

This is the only way you can get an orgasm

But you forget 3 locations everytime you teleport

I can revive dead people

I can bend matter to my will