Would Hank vote for Trump?

Would Hank vote for Trump?

Yes.
>If Donald Trump has a combover, and I'm not saying he does, then it's to show his strength to the Muslims.

Hank would forget to vote or something and it would be a scandal
>Bobby: But dad you didn't even vote!

>Hank being this stupid

No of course he wouldn't.

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kys

He probably would feel obligated to support him, because Hank sure as hell wouldn't like Hillary
Then as time went on Hank's earnest attitude would give him a bit of cognitive dissonance with what Trump was saying and doing - he would feel a bit conflicted but have no better option
He would probably either abstain from voting or vote Trump, because at the end of the day Texas is America in Hank's heart.

Pretty sure Hank would have been more of a John Kasich guy.

>reddit stealing memes as usual

He'd probably vote for Gary Johnson, and just not say who he voted for.

>Hank
>Voting for a new yorker business man who has 4 wives that has done porn

Hank Hill was a republican. Not an alt right

I would have stayed with Kasich until the end, probably to for Gary Johnson at the end of the day.

No way he would vote for that grotesque New Yorker hate-filled clown.

Hank would have a deep inner conflict voting from Trump, most likely in the end voting for Johnson after meeting him through some seemingly begin situation. Meeting him in a bar, car shop, post office, ect.

Trump is from NY, so no way Hank is going go for it. Cotton on the other hand.....

>Hank voting for a literal criminal and objectively far worse person named Hillary

Lol ok

devastated a True Conservative (tm) like cruz loses to Trump he shamefully votes for Trump solely because of Hillary.

Or if the show is in a realistic modern context he votes for trump because he's sick of mexicans flooding over the borders

>KOTH election episode
>Hank implies that voting a Democrat is an illegal offense

Europoor ; never got this joke.

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Why do you guys say Hank is a republican. He named his dog after a democrat's first lady.

Implying calling Hillary Clinton a criminal or a far worse person than Trump is even close to being bait. But, no, wait, I forgot, Trump did say mean things a few times. He's a literal monster. The next Hitler!

It would be like George W Bush all over again. On the one hand, he is the republican candidate. On the other, he's a proud, pompous New Yorker.

if KOTH was on air and had an episode about Hillary / Trump

>Hank doesn't like Trump because he doesn't have any experience as a politician which is a very good point.
>Dale, Bill and Boomhauer condemn him for voting a women in the office
>Dale goes fanatic and is convicted that Hank is unpatriotic to America and rallies up other Trump supporters to bash Hank
>Hank tries to be the voice of reason and gets bashed by the angry mob

Both Trump and Hillary are bad choices. And yes, Trump is the better choice than Hillary.

is that a good argument? havent the best presidents been non politicians?

Correction

Bill and Boomhauer would make fun of Hank for voting a woman to the office. Dale on the other hard takes it to the heart and rallies up the angry mob. Boomhauer would only make few jokes about it but not be part of the mob.

hank wouldn't vote for trump or clinton

trump because he's an arrogant, loud show-off

hilary because she's a crook and democrat

>>Dale goes fanatic and is convicted that Hank is unpatriotic to America and rallies up other Trump supporters to bash Hank
Dale hates all politicians.

Hank is your typical texan who cares more about texas than the rest of america.

Trump isn't a politcian. He is a billionaire.

Dale being a fanatic Trump supporter wouldn't be out of character.

Hank was born in New York City though. But really he would be a Cruz supporter and then end up voting Trump by default. Kahn would probably be a Trump supporter from the beginning and then rub into everyone's face after Cruz dropped out.

Dale's son is literally a mestizo

Bill most likely wouldn't vote or vote Hilary, he's easily swayed away by women.
Dale would either vote for Trump, believing his shtick about not being like other politicians, or he'd panic and think the ends times are upon them.
Hank would likely be split until the very end, where he votes Johnson, or any other independent candidate.
Who the hell knows what Boomhauer would do.

Hanks couldn't vote for a candidate exactly like cotton. Though he probably couldn't vote for Hillary either so it would really fuck him up.

He's a citizen though

Trump is from NY. So no. He wouldn't even vote for Hillary.

He will sooner vote for himself, or Gary Johnson.

>Trump is from NY

So is Hank.

The real question is what would Enrique vote for?

He is an American citizen who pays taxes despite being hispanic. It would be mad funny if they portrayed him to be the loudest HIllary supporter and secretly votes for Trump. Hank discovers this and Enrique explains that he would never vote for a woman in oval office.

>"you know all the isis videos are filmed in nevada so the government can relocate area 51 closer to the pyramids"

Thats because Dale has native blood and passed it to Joseph where it blossomed

>Its a Hank thinks both major parties candidates are jackasses and then gets invited to go to a Libetarian rally episode

That sounds like a great episode.

>>Trump is from NY.
>So is Hank.
Born in it is one thing, living in it is another story.

>Hispanic

pffff he's a Latino meszito

don't understand why people call indians with sombreros hispanic

this. Trump seems too outrageous for him, and we know he'd never vote liberal

I always thought they were like LBJ Republicans. Hillary is a conservative centrist, I would guess they would vote for her. Trump is such a disaster, they would recognize this.

Ive never seen peggy politically involved in anything other then setting up and running voting booths. She'd probably vote hillary for female empowerment

>KOTH election 2016 episode
>Arlen is having mobs of Hillary and Trump supporters acting like complete jackasses
>Bill is a Hillary supporter because some blue haired college girls insulted him for being a white man
>Enrique is also in the Hillary mob because of his ethnicity despite being an American citizen
>Peggy is a Hillary supporter because Hillary would be the first female president and because ITS THE CURRENT YEAR, HO YEAH.
>Hank tries to reason Peggy that she is voting with her feelings and should be rational.
>Boomhauer is a Hillary supporter just to fuck one of the hot liberal girls in the mob
>Hank shames Boomhauer for lying to support Hillary just for sex.

>Show ends with Bill and Enrique going to the booth and voting Trump because of the constant bullying the liberals do.

fair point

I remember they did an episode on hank voting for bush but did they do one for the 08 election?

>hot liberal girls

It'd probably be kind of like this

>Boomhauer is a Hillary supporter just for cheap sex from liberal girls.

Hank learns that Texas is a state of mind. Trump is clearly a New Yorker businessman who's married multiple women decades younger than him and is famous for appearing in trashy reality TV and controversial property developments. He doesn't have the Texan world view that Hank values so much.

Jimmy Witchard is a Trump supporter and yells BUILD WALL throughout the episode

>Implying Hank would vote for a man with as weak of a handshake as Trump.
Hank probably wouldn't vote for anyone of these shitty candidates and choose the morally superior option of electing strong regional leaders

>Trump
>Weak handshake

That would be Ted Cruz.

Because Spain is irrelevant, Spanish-American user.

"It's okay to vote third party" seems like an eminently KotH moral

Again

>Hank voting for the man who single handedly destroyed summer pro football

No.

He'd vote for gary johnson

That's the South Park way. Here on the Internet we call it being a faggot.

Bobby would vote for Trump after being enticed by the memes.

>>Bill is a Hillary supporter because some blue haired college girls insulted him for being a white man

>Its a SJWs come to Arlen episode

No, Gary Johnson is anti-2A.