What is your major malfunction?

What is your major malfunction?

being apathetic to the maximum

No one at work appreciates my sense of humor.

I enjoyed this

I have an unnatural fear of white stripes.

i have to put a napkin on my underwear because every time i piss there is always a small amount left, no mater how hard i try to piss.

Autism and being disorganized

I hate the feeling of wooden spoons.

difficult to come during sex, not the worst thing but damn i just wanna bust balls deep once in a while

I'm good at most things I try, but I don't enjoy anything and have no passions, thus no motivation

Milk that piss out while on the shitter.

lazy, just lazy

I can't sleep well at night.

I feel you bro, life's so comfy, but so dull...

i have no motivation but still enjoying doing certain things from time to time makes it more agonizing
also, Asperger's
also, the incapability to stay loyal to a romantic partner no matter how infatuated with them.
also, i don't lie. that tends to fuck with my life but also has so many good sides to it.

I'm not sure, sir. I'll just get my fat ass off of your obstacle. If god wanted me uo there he would've miracled my ass up there.

>mfw I look up the symptoms and it sounds just like me

Lost

I can only take a shit at home

so much this,
and im an addict

I have a job.

Can't control bladder.

My schizophrenia is acting out from time to time, other than that I'm quite content

i am heavily depressed and want to kill myself. i'm just trying to keep it together.

What makes you so depressed? Get along with others well or not that well?

because your sense of humor is full house bob saget tier.

What meds?