Married. 37. Wife is at home. Ive been out of town since Monday night (fuck yea for that 10pm flight on Monday to count as "working the holiday" and paying 8 hours) Happily married 19 years. Got married on my birthday actually.
Anyone want to comment/ cringe at our texts together?
Charles Martinez
That actually sounds like fun OP. Post em up
Xavier Davis
>attractive >mentally sane Cuck a whiteboi
Alexander Nguyen
This is how we woke up
Elijah Johnson
A bit of explaining.
The "perch" is work. "Nest" is home. You will see "nest" later in the day if this stays alive
Nathaniel Gonzalez
so are you just trying to show off or?
Parker Hall
Second screen shot of the day
Daniel Myers
No, I am actually wondering, in my drunken state, what Sup Forums thinks of me as a man.
Alexander Ward
I'm literally going to vomit
Andrew Kelly
OP THAT IS SO CUTE!
Thomas Ramirez
"eagles" are boss's, Camel day is Wednesday. Friday is when I come home :)
Thomas Phillips
good game bro excellent cover for the out of town side pieces
Levi Roberts
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Benjamin Jenkins
I'm disgusted. Do you have a severe testosterone deficiency?
Anthony Russell
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Brayden Lopez
Only comment is, Paul is her Eagle
Blake Morgan
I dont think so. What I do and say makes her happy. It makes her feel special and comforted
Mason Campbell
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Jaxon James
Wait till later for the better stuff before calling me a cuck ;)
Cooper Miller
This is the kind of stuff I dream of. The whole secrete code words and inside jokes no one else gets
Caleb Flores
What in the actual fuck are you people talking about hoots and eagles and shit shit the fuck up
Daniel Anderson
Next shot.
Obviously a "work duce" is taking a shit while at work
Joseph Ward
Funny thing is, the pic title, is exactly how much whiskey ive drank tonight.
Its how we talk. We have a way of talking that no one could ever understand. We can talk about people 2 feet away, while eating, and those people would have no clue
John Rivera
Why, that's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard
Jaxson Hernandez
This has to be the worst b8 I've seen in awhile. You literally made up a 19 yr relationship on an anonymous board. You need to stab your genitals with a knife.
Parker Clark
this fucking thread is awful. stop this shit.
Thomas Watson
I couldn't imagine it could turn any more bizarre until i saw this.
Hudson Rogers
Its awesome to be able to talk about people, in public, while they can hear you, and they have no idea what you are talking about. Going to the zoo and making fun of retards, to the retards mom, is fucking great
Cooper Garcia
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Evan Martinez
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Nolan Jenkins
Aww too bad, this could have been fun. Goodnight fuckers
Daniel James
This was shit
Ethan Barnes
A whole day in the life of a Sup Forumstard, that has adjusted to life outside the basement, is shit?
Fuck dudes, you fail me
David Baker
OP let's just see her tits already. I'm going to throw up.
Blake Myers
This whole thing is a figment of your autistic imagination.
Henry Jones
You can only wish that were true
Logan Kelly
You're just a fat kid thinking you're some alpha male but no you're just a fat kid.
Gavin Howard
Eh, it's nice you've kept it that close after being married that long. It doesn't kill your man card to talk nice with your wife if it makes her happy. I hope me and mine still care enough to talk like that after so long.
Mason Bennett
Kind of like me and my wife but not quite as lovey. Also I find it disgusting yall talking about shitting. She's supposed to be a lady and you a man that she wants to fuck. Nothing more of a turn off than a partner that talks about shitting. Other than that seems pretty straight. Does she fart too then laugh about it like a disgusting pig?
Connor Sanders
Yeah shes cheating on you sorry
Ryder Rivera
I kind of got an erection after reading this. I wish my wife of 12 years would fuck me...
Nolan Adams
It's like Lily and Marshall on how I met your mother, except it's not cute...
Adam Kelly
I would go Fucking insane if my wife used emoji's all the time, and telling me how much she loves me, say it to often and it's losing its meaning.
Aaron Cooper
Me and my wife talking shit about you and yours
Ayden Long
Cont
Ian Jones
Attractive and single because women are inherently not mentally stable any one who inst a virgin knows what im talking about
Ryan Nelson
My wife is attractive and mentally sane so I guess I'm a winner
Cameron Anderson
There is some truth to that but there are some women that are more sane than outhers though
Parker Reed
he knows how cringey it is, and wants it to stop. but he cannot stop it. too far in.
happens. in love, we say and do absolutely dumb n cringey shit
Evan Sanders
beta as fuck
Lucas Brooks
>tfw my wife is far superior to OPs
Elijah Green
your fat neckbeard basement fu husbando?
Noah Hall
I want to know the story behind why you are a pelican ;)
Hudson Jackson
I 100% agree but with every girl ive been with there has always been some level of bitchiness and thats just how women are
Evan Sanchez
Seriously though OP you and your wife should both neck yourselves
Daniel Allen
Oh for fucks sake. We could all post our text convos with our significant others and be convinced that everyone else's suck. I love texting with my husband but I'm sure it's sickening to other people. Everyone has inside jokes or whatever. Just stop giving OP attention. Only the virgin betafags browsing this thread are jelly of either of yall.
Jace Evans
I'm not were trash talking the OP of this shit thread. It's pathetic that OP and his wife are such shit that you can't tell the difference.
Jacob Kelly
It sounds like you both work and travel a lot. Do you have any kids?
Brandon White
hey, what's 12 divide by 2?
Levi Green
Yeah but I can live with complaining about how dirty the house is when I can't see any dirt at all or crying because she put on two pounds. A cheating bitch is trash.
Leo Perez
dude that font is gay
William White
can we see the tits of your lovely wife. she's awesome seriously
Owen Carter
Married here too...Yes, for the love of god, let us see your texts.
Thomas Campbell
get out of that relationship man
Evan Myers
Sixx bro. Do you even log?
Nicholas Hill
I highly doubt you could too mine. Mine is house cleaning, cutesy, sarcastic, vidya playing, sex having, bdsm doing, blowjob giving, care giving, bath running, intelligent Waifu thats gorgeous as fuck. Y'all faggots could never compete.
Carson Parker
is this now comfy thread?
Matthew Myers
Yeah, but how many sons has she borne you?
Parker Sanchez
Only directly from his asshole
Bentley Mitchell
Both trying too hard to convince yourselves of something.
The other people are natural. Conversation isn't the point; in your texts, text conversation is the point. In a good relationship, this is never the case.
Won't last, I would bet everything I own on it.
William Jackson
Right on bruh..I too have the exact same, frankly pretty normie relationship. Only on b will you faggots brag about having a decent wife with some sex drive.
Adam Rogers
Huehue
Logan Lee
you win.
Sebastian Kelly
>falling for the little shit meme 0 and that's why we're fucking happy. No leeches to eat away at our time,make us poor, and make us resent each other
Jayden King
oh thank you user... thank you
Camden Cooper
It seems OP has ejected
Matthew Thompson
Poor op was drunk and wanted to share something with us and you fucks scared him away. Maybe later he would share nudes or secs pics, you all blew it
Lucas Sullivan
Single isn't hard
Hard mode is this
Attractive - Mentally sane - intelligent
PICK TWO.
Leo Ward
Uh huh. Enjoy it when she gets that baby fever.
Jaxson Collins
Sixx strapping, logging sons?
Gavin Foster
True. I'm attractive and intelligent but the sanity is low. Most women don't even hit two out of three tho.
Connor Ross
Totally thinking this. I wonder if she is a whale, or a 3lb meth whore
Easton Davis
Oh and she was a virgin when we met but I've corrupted her to be bisexual polyamorous. >tfw when threesome with 25 yr old wife and 19 yr old gf. >tfw there are people reading this right now who won't believe it. I met her on plenty of fish when she was 18. If you spend all your free time connected to the internet it's only common sense that you should use it to find your wife.
Xavier Russell
Im going to guess whale or religious girl from some deep south state
Sebastian Campbell
I was the guy hating on kik and dick waving boasting about my wife. All seriousness I'm not really hating on them it's just shitposting and bragging. I'm happy and I hope all the married anons are happy. All you single anons, date fat girls to build your experience. Use the internet to find them and then when you become a guy a woman would want because your not a fedora lord, then find your waifu.
Jose Davis
Good speech user
Jacob Russell
Truly if I could wish for something, other than genocide of certain races and religion, it would be for single anons to find their woman, man, animal, VR Waifu. I was single till 19 and it sucked.
Jackson Ward
You rang the bell a decade before some of these people. Good for you, and god bless user for this thread
Matthew Hill
Wow till 19? A whole life wasted...
Colton Bennett
Fuck man, its like looking at a fucking mirror. Me and the missus used to text all fucking day, and when i say ALL is from 6 am that i woke up to work until bed time.
I guess its good if you dont mind it, i realized one that how much fucking time i was spending sending her messages all day and how tiring it was sometimes, i talked to her about it, told her i was gonna stop and luckily she is submissive so she accepted it (she fucking loves texts) and moved on.
Still living together.
William Johnson
Not a good way to look at things. You can't think about missed opportunity( like all the girls that we're throwing their prime pussy at me when I was 13. Biggest regret is not fucking those loli pussies. Was to much of a virgin,shy, stupid, oblivious) all roads will lead to something greater.
Daniel Foster
If Sup Forums ever had wisdom, it is
All roads will lead to something greater
Xavier Edwards
Bro I can relate totally, but I think you are contradicting yourself
Parker White
Your wife seems cool as shit
Jeremiah Young
I bet your wife rapes you in the ass with a strap on every night while you wear a castration cage, she wears the pant and speaks like a man.
Benjamin Turner
>attractive >mentally sane
>fucking a nigger
Top kek
Nathan Phillips
It's like this I will often contradict myself. I'm not a debater,I'm not pefect, im selfish, impulsive, I know there are some flaws I can change and others I'll have to life with and work around. I do the best I can (sometimes) for my wife. I try to keep myself in check with her. No matter how great the woman is, you'll take her for granted eventually if you don't check yourself. My best advice is to only fight for things that matter in your relationships. Her political beliefs, religious, habits, are irrelevant. We're moving to Savannah Georgia for her. Why because as long as I have a good job and an internet connection it doesn't matter where I live. Most of the shit most couples fight about don't matter. The root cause of relationship problems is no longer appreciating or showing love to your wife. You can't just say you love her, you have to show it. After all it's your deeds and not your words that you will be ultimately measured by
Dominic Morris
Nudes of wife?
Andrew Moore
,my girl broke up with me for like 2 days and i honestly might start doing this shit