My girlfriend is pregnant! Ask me anything

My girlfriend is pregnant! Ask me anything.

When are you gonna kill it?

Who is the father?

I am genius. She's 20 this year and I'm 22

Are you planning to push her down some stairs?

Is it even considered living yet?

$20 says its a retarted asian baby or her fathers.
(Bitch looks like the crazy chick from shameless)

>I am genius

I kek'd

What would you do if the baby comes out black?

Send us her nuuuuudes. Also, you owe us an apology when the baby comes out black, k?

Nah, figured I'd do the mature thing and own up to my actions. I'm gonna be a dad.

i am also genius

Do you prefer the name DaQuan or JaMarcus?

>I am genius
>No comma
Okay, genius.

She will leave you and the kid will grow to hate you.

Fucking file size limit. Here's a pic of her

Can i eat the afterbirth?

Yes, please send us your recipes

This.
Or 9/10 she realizes theres more cock out there than just home boy from social studies and wants "a small break to find her self"

do you have a girlfriend?

Debbie?

Not likely. She's been cheated on too many times and would never do the same. But hey, why do I even try explaining to Sup Forums fags?

Karen

do yourselves a favor, not mention the world...get the abortion

She's too far along.

How far along is she?

Pick unrelated

then put it up for adoption

fucking kek

She's due late August.
Won't happen.

Got forbid you not act like niggers and actually get married before having children.

Enjoy your last few months
Death is near
You wont live anouther normal day after its born

Well gonna post nudes?

shite show

Ignoring the glaring fact he forgot to wear a condom.

Damn dude, do you sometimes forget what she even looks like? I bet you're use to seeing her from the back of her head holy shit.

Are you going to abort it?

Cool, ya'll know the baby's sex yet?

I used to be pro-abortion. I still am actually, but when it's your own flesh and blood, having the surgery could haunt you forever. I don't want that on my soul or hers. Adoption is basically a means of phrasing, "you weren't convenient for me" I'm not a fucking asshole everyone.

Will you post pics of naked babi? If so, post pics of naked babi.

what ya gonna name that lil bean?

how many black guys inseminated her

Are they nigger children? if theyre niglets abort

She is quite gorgeous!
And thank you! The first remotely similar post to a congratulations. It's a boy!!!

Tyler James :)

Suggestion

Congratulations! Are you having a boy, or an abortion?

Gonna post nudes or you gonna waste out time?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING WASTED OP, TRUTH RIGHT HERE, POST BABY NUDES!

OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FURTHER PROVING MY POOOOIINNT!

Kek

Congrats bro. Having kids makes life worth living. It's awesome.

What a ugly name

Haha no problem, any names decided or are we gonna decide by a roll number?

Thank you my friend. Have you had the same pleasure?

>can't tell if b& or not

When is ur baby due. My gf is due aug 23rd.

Oh ignore that last question.

Trips tell the truth op! Gonna post?

Decided on Tyler James. And I'm not falling for your shit bait

people and animals die every fucking day, sometimes in the most horrific terrible ways...fuck you and your self righteous faggot nigger genes

If rolled dubs you gotta let us name it.

August 28! And congrats to you!

No fuck off

baby at 20, what a fucking retard.
goodluck raising it on 9.50$ an hour shitdick

go back

Im not baiting tyler james is a hideous wimpy name

He'll have no problems raising it on that paltry wage, considering the rest of us will be paying for it...

I do professional photography at 350 an hour :)
I never came from reddit so I can't go back...

fag

My exact thoughts too, who is the father? Probably some nigger with a big cock.

9.50 an hour kek
Im 21 and make 17 an hour with a 2 dollar bump a year till i hit a 4 year markwhere i get a major bump

this sums up most of our reactions.

check't

>professional photography
aka blowing homeless dudes for crack

Can you post more belly?

Sorry to disappoint :( I'm actually a photographer

No sorry. My great news will not be everyone's fap material

Congrats dude!! Can we see more?

congratulations fam...

...are you white?

:( but it's Sup Forums

Does it matter you racist fuck?

It does, whats ur race

gtfo nigger loving faggot

so she's dating you for instagram pics

I'm white you fags

sure does, dont need any more mulatto babbies shitting up the gene pool you feel me?

What's your race you said ask anything faggot?

...

Not a nigger

This. Things are different but they happen gradually in stages. Have a 2nd one asap, cuz most only children are fuck ups

Nudes?

giraffe/10

then congratulations man, have as many white babies as you can, it's you and your partners duty

Congrats dude. Been there, done that. It'll change your life. It's stressful, but rewarding. Hope you and your lady have a good life together with the new kiddo.

Say what you want, all I know is she's gorgeous inside and out. To those who sincerely wished me congrats, thank you.

Flight of stairs or flight to mexico?

>facepalm

you don't have to be black to be a nigger nor do you have to be gay to be a faggot...fucking christ shit cunts cancer overpopulation every fucking year and now its summer thee worst

LURK MORE YOU FUCKING CANCEROUS NIGGER FAGGOTS!

two people with trips have asked for nudes.

>child will have autism

Also enjoy sleep now. Cuz you are gonna miss it for a while, which as it turns out, is no big deal

Congratulations, OP. Who does it feel being a father?

I don't give a shit. I have aspergers so that's already very likely.

How