What's wrong with my cock, Sup Forums?

What's wrong with my cock, Sup Forums?

Its attached to a faggot

It's even more shiny than my forehead

Aids

You were abducted by aliens and inseminated with their DNA. As a result, you're giving birth to the first known alien human hybrid through your penis. When the child emerges from its gestation tube (your penis) he will signal his alien family that it's time to start the invasion.

Penile fracture.

Swelling is caused by build up of edema as is the discoloration.

Cut it off

Seems like it missed its child support payment.

Nothing it's just turning into an egg plant. Lucky

please tell me this is a shoop

PeNile fracture, B/taRd here thinks we'll believe he broke his dick.

Nope it's real. Just not OP.

This

Kek'd

Penile fracture.
>anyone got a needle?

You fucked an eggplant

Is this why the Eggplant emoji is so popular?

Because it actively represents the dangers of eggplant-fucking?

That is not a penis. That is an eggplant.

nice try, squidward

Underrated

bruh they made the eggplant emoji into a real thing smh

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haha bruh smh smh bruh bud hahaha smhhhhhh i'm ded wowowow yeezys woah bruh heh kek'd bruh smh

Since we're talking about broken dicks. I got a serious question. I made a home made fleshlight, and after using it, the next day when i jerked off the inside of my dick started to hurt. It only happens when I'm jerking, Not when i jizz or piss, or have a boner.

The fleshlight was beyond tight. So i might have injured myself. Should i be worried or should i just wait for it to heal?

(been like this for 1 week and a half)

It's an eggplant, and actual eggplant

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That's a cock?

it's black
and has HIV