ITT: We sing the diarrhea song

ITT: We sing the diarrhea song.

I'll start with the classic.

>When you're sliding into first
>And your pants begin to burst
>Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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never hurd of this

>When your shit is full of blood
>and it comes out like a flood
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>when you're riding in a chevy
>and you feel something heavy
>diarrhea, diarrhea

you mean you've never turd of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=58YNYqN6lko

>when you're shitting broken glass
>and you can't control your ass
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>when you feel you've got to blast
>some feces outta your ass
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>when you're climbing up a latter
>And you feel something clatter
>Diarrhea, diarrhea

>when you're a gay little slut
>and you like it in the butt
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>when you're suckin Andy Sixx
>and there's wet stuff on your lips
>diarrhea, diarrhea

youtube.com/watch?v=0Djhk6xDwlc

>when you could of sworn
>you didn't eat all that corn
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>When you're swimming in a pool
>lee-vin a trail of stool
>diarrhea, diarrhea

>lee-vin
wow
how did you manage to turn on your computer?

>nigga dont know shit about true hiphop

How did you even solve the captcha?

>hiphop
how did I know you were nig.
fucking nigs are worse than summers, worse than cancer.

>when you're praying to your god
>and your guts are feeling odd
>diarrhea, diarrhea

Bet you won't post that on your facebook you dirty faggot.

let's not fight, let's just sing a song about poop

When you and qt wanna cuddle,
In your pants there forms a puddle
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

>facebook
I don't spend my time trying to fuck little girls on social media pedo nig.
I could barely read your retarded shit you uneducated monkey.

Remember to post proof when you post that to your facebook.

>When you hungry like a felon (yeah)
>Runnin' around like Magellan (yeah)
>Get some Pockets, what you smellin' (yeah)
>It's all because of some ghrelin (yeah)

>And now you leavin' some shit stains
>for eatin' ass, you got some shit brains
>now you feelin' gas, get in the pit lane
>hit or pass, you're hittin' the sick pains

>Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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w.....w....wut?

wtf, calorie free? this must be bullshit

Remember to graduate highschool.

Please don't procreate then have sex with your spawn.

No stress, no strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

this thread gave me dysentery

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Please go back to where "we" took you from where you had it so much better.

when you feel you need to cum
but it's coming from your bum
diarrhea diarrhea

>never been to a place
>go back

Are you really this poorly educated?

>When you're sliding into home
>And your pants are full of foam
>Diarrhea, diarrhea

>Europeans abduct black slaves in colonial times
>black slaves are brought to america
>black slaves have descendents
>random autist on Sup Forums claiming to speak for the white race tells the distant descendants of these slaves to go back to where their ancesters were abducted from in the first place

Yeah not how it works buddy

>Yeah not how it works buddy
Nice try though libtard

so you will attack him for
but not the other for this
retard

>FAKE NEWS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
>MAGA RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


U.

Where can I buy these in Australia?

>Are you really this poorly educated?
>lee-vin
You've gone full circle.

you're welcome

lurn 2 hiphop, wite boi.

Learn to communicate effectively, nigger.

You could understand that, kiddie diddler?

I must be communicating effectively.

I work with the mentally ill. I am use to correcting them.

>When you're standing in the shower and
>you feel a lot of power
>diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home, and your pants begin to foam... Diarrhea.... diarrhea!

i would eat the fuck out of these and then spend the rest of the day in agony on the toilet but would do it all again the next time i got hungry.

You diddle special kids?

and the nigger will nig on

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And the sub 100 IQ dolt will continue to be unremarkable in thought and deed.

Why can't white people define racism?

Believing one race is superior to another.
Discrimination is not racism no matter how many niggers believe it.

wait, wtf i was singing this in the shower this morning....wtf

>when you nigger nigger nigger
>and there's yet another nigger
>diarrhea, diarrhea

Are you really this stupid?

You should write a book, I'd wipe my ass with it.

Solid argument I bet your momma's proud.

And I bet your "momma's[sic]" a meth addict on welfare.

God I love these. Andy Sixx and his dreamy creamy logs of shit is my life now.

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>discrimination is not racism

Discrimination:
recognition and understanding of the difference between one thing and another.

Saying that an apple tastes different from an orange is not racist.
idiot.

To be fair, it's not. It could be based on race, gender, propensity for shitposting, whatever.

Just let him be, he's getting trolled pretty hard and can't cope with it so he's lashing out the only way he knows how, being a silly, childish racist.

Enlighten us, pray tell, about how black people are different than white people in any meaningful manner.

And please cite your sources.

Seeing that black skin is black and white skin is white is not racist.
source:
my eyes

>when you need a time to get laid
>all you need to say
>ive got 4 dicks up my butt

Blacks have more melanin. But that's probably racist.

Is skin color the only difference between black people and white people?

Your eyes aren't a peer reviewed scientific journal.

>peer reviewed scientific journal
I don't care that much.
You provide sources for your claims.
Being that there are no differences.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZtiJN6yiik
That's probably peer reviewed.

You do care that much, until you got BTFO.

Please cite your sources for me claiming anything.

>It's yummy in your tummy
>But runny out your bummy
>Diarrhea, Diarrhea

wait, is this a real product? hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHh
HAHAHAHAHAA

If only we all had pianos....

when you're climbing up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
it's diahghra PPFT PPFT it's diaahread PPFT PFFFT.

top kek i'ts kindergartean again, thx op.

when you're slidin into third
and you feel a big turd
it's diareahha, it's diarrhea


>theres never been a good rhyme for 2nd base

Thanks for coming down off that high horse to have some fu.... What's that? You don't own a horse?

pretty sure blacks are more susceptible to sickle cell anemia.

steak and bananas with ketchup???

what kind of autistic homestuck cripple shitbag schizophrenic are you?

Hrm, thanks for the info.

The best kind.

Damnit i want peanut butter now

of course i dont own a horse. you know how fucking expenvie those niggerare are ?? i'm drunk, fuc you. nigger. HORSE HURTR. HORSE..

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR HOERSE. I"M DRUNK AND FUCK YOU NIGGER.

do my evil bidding or i will kill you.

nice dubs and enjoy the drunk user. I'm drinking too

dubs say this is now a drinking thread

Dubs?
Pleb.

I'm not afraid of death, user.

This thread started off good.

What happened, faggots

You tell me.

Read about the G factor if you really care about it.
trigger warning.
kek

>when you're sucking on your ba ba
>and you want to Make America Ga Ga
>diarrhea, diarrhea

jstor.org/stable/pdf/4236447.pdf?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

I couldn't even begin.

I love the shitposting though.

What does G factor say about dumb wite bois' propensity for racism?

see

>one single study

you'll have to TLDR it for me.

hard to find real shit among the liberal mumbo jumbo.
>one study not enough... wow

oh wait.. one study was too much to read... should have known.