Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Ok.

She is she is~! That's awesome! And the pope? Holy jeez, no pun intended. Err, that's not even a pun. Eheh, sorry.
I know I should... but my schedule is wack and I... look, I'll tell you this. I feel like if I go... then if it's something easily solved, I'll feel like and idiot because I bet it wasn't even that bad and I'm just a big baby about it. Or if it's something not... then I'll just use that as a excuse whenever something get's hard.
But also I'm lazy and that's probably the true reason.

Well... hey, milk is a delicious drink!! There's nothing wrong with drinking it!
But... A computer, our old cable box, a keyboard, a tv, another computer, and our old xbox 360 I believe. There could be more.
Oh and a few phones!
...I'm cursed.

Ooh, and how's Real Life treating you?
Get it, because the initials... sorry.
But that's good! I hope you're kicking some butt!
Headache is really bad today! Happy to be here though!

What?! When does she do that? She's just a respectable person is all! And I'm sure she doesn't really mean it... or if she does, then I bet she has a really good reason for it!!
...and I've only seen her like that once. But that was disappointment.

Ahah, that's good! And also probably a good source of income.
Glad you're alright! Oooo tell me how!!

best girl mine

I... I never said that! ...okay so I did but don't tell anyone please please!!
No, you're way cuter~ With those big, amazing eyes, and your long, beautiful hair... and the amazing behi- aaaa nevermind!! And I bet you l-like that you s-sick... wonderful person...
A-are you okay? It sounded like that hurt, like you cried out!
W-well of course I hit a girl~! H-harder? Really~? O-okay...
>Breathes in, taking a step back and pulling my arm back before bringing my hand rushing down to slap your butt, a loud smack echoing through the air!
Aah! There, how did I do now~?! I... I did good, right?
Wait, really? You mean it, really? A-and freshly worn... aaaa thank you thank you thank you~! Thank you so much!!
>hug

Honey, there's a big storm coming!.mov

T-thank you miss Juvia, that means a lot to me~! I want to be as sweet as you one day!!

Stick to the rules you posted yourself

youtu.be/5-aB4wtWiYI

Tali
Goodnight.

The only god i swear allegiance to is KEK.

Rikka
Just takes a little practice. Thanks, you've got quite a cute little but as well~

Homura
> Ahh!~
Hey now, give me a little warning first~
> Squeezes ass~

Louise
Ahh nonsense, there no such thing as too many!
> I'm still on my first playthrough

Juvia
What is your favorite country to play?
No way, you're too beautiful to not stare at.
> Cute blue panties and a cute face to go with it~
>

Stalin waifu

hello hello I love you all

not

THURSTO is a good friend of KEK. I am a Kekistani warrior.

Yeah, she's super important and influential and stuff!
Better to feel like an idiot and not be in pain then feel smart but in pain
Oh geez I'm jealous

Still here


and
No offense but you are not allowed to drink milk around me please
Youre claiming Tomoko?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Hi love user

hello hello Louise

The two of me?

No, see, I'm claiming best girl.
Hiya! I'm doing not bad. You?

you and Louise! it was directed at both of you

Hello loveanon! I'm slow tonight, eheh. But still

Personally I think the Rwandan Genocide was a fantastic and enjoyable event.

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You cant have my Tomoko she is mine...
They are trying to take Tomoko from me
Ok as long as it has a lid.

slow is okay! I'm glad, that sounds a little better than the past few days!

We were on a roll, then stopped because my friend had to go to sleep, oh well!
>good pun btw

hi love user!

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
I'm glad that if does
Oh please you're already sweeter than me
>pat pat
Indeed i will. Especially with mods
I'm not sure yet. Maybe Poland. As long as i turn them communist or Fascist so i can invade when ever i want.
Shut up shut up shut up!
>s-shut up...
>p-pretty green striped panties and cute butt...

literally erp in thread
hey guys remember /trash/

ERPers get out of my thread

>stopped by the pizza restaurant where my gf just started working for some dinner before service

>walk in

>she's wearing the uniform and she's starting to look a little grown-up

Is this the 'Adulthood' arc I was warned about?

>Misaki Claimed

hey guys remember when the Italian Army Invaded Ethiopia and all those fuckin niggers was ruled by Benito Mussolini?

No
Remember when you weren't a dumb nigger

Greentext incoming.
>Be me
>close to 30 guys left
>circle closing in
>shots ringing out everywhere
>me and buddy decide to hide in house
>hear 2 cars
>Oh shit.png
>both cars stop on both sides of house
>2 different teams of 4 fully stacked
>2 story building so we are upstairs
>the teams enter floor one and have massive firefight
>gunshots stop
>only 2 left
>they run upstairs
>we pop and kill and loot all the bodies
>find the one heavy machine gun (100 round mag on in military supply drop)
>Fuck yeah
>down to about 20ish people now
>go back upstairs see team of three heading out of woods to the southeast
>I use the one 9mm sniper buddy shoots them with ak
>one dead one crawling
>circle closing in fast we have to leave house
>go up hill to our west (i think west maybe east) 3 contacts
>Kill one
>buddy gets the other 2
>down to 4 left
>one dies outside playerzone
>looking for last guy
>he finds us first I go down on my knees
>oh shit its over
>like an angel buddy jumps in and does some suppressing fire while using me as a meat shield
>He takes a lot of hits
>we think it's over
>all of a sudden playerzone is moving in
>Kills last guy
>I get revived
>We win
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=937148303
I only killed one guy but hey I suck at long range. More of a close quarters person. Buddy got all the kills.

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hello hello

you don't love me

no

no

Good to hear, good to hear~
She sure does~
I call you! A good person
No point in insurance if you don't use it~
I'm not trying to take her, I'm trying to have best girl.

>smacks ur butt
lol

Fuck off nigger.

fuck off no one cares retard

Tell them not to take her!
She is mine you cant have her

I honestly can't tell who is more autistic. The people who erp or the ones who spam about it.

licks anime
here i go tbh

Serious typing.

I don't want her. I just want crabfags to get fucked.

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Louise is mine

do you get it now?
shoo

I dont care about that why are you trying to take Tomo :(

In the meantime, I'll rent her out to this nice looking man.

Asking the important questions are we?

Cheese, 10''

I'm not!

hello drunk user

>implying the story was for you.

the people that care so much that they make a post without their picture because theyre afraid of their internet fame getting tarnished

i dont remember the rest of it but here i go tbh makes me laugh every time

Not really, it sucks that you're feeling sick again...
> Hugs even more
Haha well looks like you'll just have to train and come up with even stronger moves!~
Yes really~ I know, but how about we just forget about ok~?
Nah just a few groceries. I think i'm getting close to the end, i finished archdragon peak today, but before that i made it to the "dark world" Firelink shrine.
Haha i see, well i sure hope you have a good night then~

> Tfw you will never experience DS for the first time again.
Feelsbadman.

Cool.
> Communist
Komrade!~
Oh bb just let me compliment you~
> Now pretty pink panties and, Oh my, those cute hard nipples poking through your shirt~
>

Then why did you say you were

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What's your favorite vidiya?
I didn't silly

If I want to watch other people play video games I can go on youtube, but where can I go to READ about other people playing video games?

I wish I was the halberd
Dont scare me like that

yo I'm going to sleep tbh
here i go tbh is p funny

Look no one else replied to it :^)
see no one gives a fuck about what you do

See I said I wanted best girl, not Tomoko
>

This is my waifu Etna.
Shes a demon.
There are many like her but, this one is mine.

rip spanish test lol
goodnight

You cared enough to reply desu~
So technically you did care.

You're so cute~ Too cute! With your chubby legs and your cute horns! Not to mention how small you are~
Hehe~ I'm a sick what? I didn't hear you over your cuteness~
If you were an angle, you'd be acute ~!
I'm fine, just a lil hot n' bothered~
>yelps again and turn around and you see me blushing and blushing lewdly
You did fine, for a sissy ~
Yep~ That's my present, you pervert~

I bet you do.

Taiga > Louise

>Being this retarded

YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDNT WANT HER YOURE BREAKING MY HEART LOUISE
Dont you haha

fucking faggots

see

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>Still replying to me

Ohh tough one...hmm either Metal gear solid 1 or 3.

I am, I hope you're well too!

Only at times.

>dubs
It's better to be communist in that game anyway
No... It' e-embarrassing
P-post more like that one...
>
Hello user
Putting in more good work i see
Thank you

but Louise has pink hair and a tsundere
The only way she could be more unoriginal is if she had twintails and wore Gothic Lolita fashion

I don't want Tomoko!
I started MG1 and I suck, Ocelot kept killing me

Why?

>that leg
nice

>Rory legs
>nice
look up Lisa Lisa

Gotta go, baibai everyone But Louise is attractive and perfect
You say that like it's a bag thing, user

Youre just playing with my feelings now
bye

>pink hair and tsundere
>attractive
only thing attractive is tsundere.
Also she's a pink haired tsundere loli. That's the most generic waifu besides Mien from Akame Ga Kiru

Heyo Hanako!

Why's that, does it give you special privileges?
Aww but you're so cute when you're embarrassed~
Oh, like this~?
>
> Wew such a sexy maid~

Ah so you still havent played it since then?

Ayyy Yuuki! How's it going?

Really? I don't know if Genocide is a good event...
but I looked it up. It doesn't seem good, but thank you for at least giving me something really interesting to read.

>Dubs!
Thank you thank you! I'll keep it outside the room or something! And I won't ever spill it, I promise!

Slow is bad for me though! I gotta get these responses out, my hands need to keep up to my brain!
I... my headache is really bad today, like yesterday when I was trying to sleep.
I'm just happy to be here with you guys.

>dubs!
I guess... it's just a way of life though.
A-ah, stop it! You're going to outhug me!
>Hugs even more, uh... more! A nice, soft warm hug!
I... I never thought about it like that! Alright, I will! You just wait, I'll be the strongest dragon there ever was!!
Okay, okay... it's the least I can do. Thank you for your generosity Hanako!!

Sometimes its too much.
>leg
What about the other leg?

Just chilling, it's hot as fuck in my room, you?

I'm right on the verge of ranking up in two queues!
>i'm a sucker for terrible puns

What is?

We both used to play arma a lot. I quit some time ago playing it but he kept going and playerunknowns combat is very slimier of that to the arma franchise.
I'm a bit rusty to the realistic combat games but for the most part I can hold my own in a firefight.

The imagining.

Oh sorry

I mean, she's my gf. It's just that I've known her since she was 13, and it's a little hard to swallow the changes after four years.
Hanako? What is your take on my little tale?

You're so cute that you stutter so much!
I forgot about your small cute loli ass~ So soft and squishy! And those aren't the only cheeks I like to squeeze ~
I want to grab you by the horns and ride you in dragon form! And you're so soft and cuddly!
I'm a sick? C'mon spit it out~
>I love you Homura
Oh.. Oh my~
>blushes
Well I have my PUN once in a while! You're a HORNy loli aren't ya? I KANNA believe how cute you are! Maybe I'm DRAGON this joke on for too long!
Oh my~ I'm not tha~at cool! Hehe messing up your words again?
It m-means that I'm aroused, silly! But yes you can get me some ice still!
Because your little hands on my butt makes me blush!
Well you can't hit~ I bet you fight like a dairy farmer~
Ooh~ Yes I can do better ~
>bends you over my knee and hits your butt with a little less than full force
Hehe ~
Are y-you gonna sniff them~ And now I have no panties~

Whoa, that's awesome! Are gonna try for it tomorrow? I hope that you get the rank up, you and your friend got this!
Ahah, so am I. I don't know why, but they're amazing!

Yoooo same here! Arma is fun as heck!
Aw, why'd you quit? That's pretty cool that he's really good.
I believe you! It's been a while, so I'm a little rusty too. I couldn't even win the game where I got 9 kills, eheh. I just hope that my squad will carry me.

True, but I don't know if you like to talk to her about stuff like that. Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
But I could see that. I guess... be happy that she's getting a start on the adulthood thing? It's someone everyone has to face, and it's better to be prepared.