Ok, Sup Forums I need some help.
My roommate and I both make lots of racist and antisemitic jokes. Somebody just ripped this poster off the wall in the hallway of our dorm and slid it under our door.
There's a Jew on our floor named Danny. We're 90% sure he is the one who slid the poster under our door. It also could have been the asian girls who live next door or the SJWs who lived on our floor last year, but we're not sure and don't have any proof.
What should we do?
Take a sharpie and correct the poster
It depends on who you are.
A kind, considerate person would rethink their actions around certain people and use those words sparingly
A fucking nigger chimp ape would "throw down" and "teach y'all niggas a lesson"
It ultimately depends on what kind of person you're trying to be.
What the fuck is this even saying. Is he calling you retarded or something, I don't get it
Nailmail bombs always do the trick
>A kind, considerate person would rethink their actions around certain people and use those words sparingly
A cuck would censor their speech to avoid hurting the fee fees of the liberal socialists that surround him
Is this a joke?
>I grew up in poverty
Oh my gosh, that really hurt my feelings! You should be more careful about what you say!
Nah, its a poster that's intended to make people's speech more politically correct
I would recommend taping the poster to your door, using it as armor, and resuming your same behavior.
It would confuse the shit out of them, and to everyone else it would seem like you were PC faggots. So when someone inevitably tries to get you in trouble, you can point to the poster to show you support the leftist censorship agenda that academia is so big on.
Print out some A. Wyatt Mann cartoons and start sliding them under doors.
NOTE: Printers print invisible ID marks in light yellow on every page they print, so print them at a place that can't be traced back to you. Watch out for security cameras. Be sure to never touch the paper. Wear gloves to handle the pages. If you wear latex gloves, be sure to get the thick ones, not the thin ones. 3:00am is when people are most likely to be sleeping.
>letting some faggots butthurt influence and censor your speech
Okay, it's your choice
You'll be considered a douche and people will hate you, not my problem.
This. Embrace the chaos.
Alternatively, fake an anti-goy hatespeech message and claim that someone slipped it under your door in the middle of the night. Bonus points if you get the kike to handle the blank page beforehand to get his prints on it, or you somehow manage to print it off using his school account.
Write "Yes" In big marker on the back and slide it back into the hall.
Draw a speech bubble under the undocumented one that says "You have to go back"
Oh that one's my favorite
>Illegal Alien
>Undocumented Citizen
That's likes saying a rapist is an aroused opportunist.
>waaaaah, someone is saying bad words!
>muh feewings!
>stahp it!
Oh sorry, I thought this was a university, not a kindergarten
You should take the poster, flip it around, draw some sort of pro-Trump design on the back and put the poster back where it was.
I would rather be hated by people who feel oppressed by words than compromise a single thread of my moral fabric.
this in honesty person who i am related to
>What do you mean I'm a criminal
>I'm a misunderstood samaritan you shitlord
Okay
>The language police
switch up the jokes there are lots of "good" dead baby jokes
Write "Re Re" in black sharpie on it and post it somewhere on the floor.
Put the poster on your door and add statements to it. Thief is an un purchasing possessor of goods, etc.
Gas them. Gas them all.
Can you use the Navy Seal copypasta and make it like the PC Police, and write that over the poster or back of it?
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Political Correctness College of Arts, and I’ve been involved in numerous anti-freedom of speech rallies, and I have over 300 anti-hate speeches. I am trained in PC culture..
etc.
My roommate is going to ask Danny if he did it. He is thinking that it would be funny to print this thread and slide the printout under Danny's door.
Fuck, I can't find the classic dead baby jokes website anymore. It used to have solid comedy gold.
>What's the difference between a truckbed full of dead babies and a bathtub ful of soup?
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>You can't unload the soup with a pitchfork
>undocumented citizen
What? Do people actually call illegal immigrants citizens now?
Top kek. My roomate and I both really like this idea. We'll consider it.
>undocumented citizen
holy shit. how did criminal make it on there and why are gay people and rape victims not more offended?
DON'T CALL ME A RAPIST. CALL ME AN UNINVITED SEX PARTNER!
Do like the Nazis did.
Collective punishment for the whole village.
You should change what they say and put it back up.
Would you say that if you knew i am a "survivor" of ""sexual"" """"assault""""
Would you say that if you knew i have an extra chromosome
Would you say that if you knew am a mujahedeen veteran
Would you say that if you knew am an illegal wetback
Would you say that if you knew am a member of the bugchasing community
Would you say that if you knew i grew up in taxpayer subsidised government housing
Best idea so far
Danny should go back to doing Game Grumps and stop being a little fag.
cut it in the half
slid one under dannys door
and the another under the door of the girls
paste a bunch of laughing muslims all over it.
and maybe some pics of them murdering gay people
this, people in american "poverty" still say shit like "bruh thats so ratchet'" or "you ghetto ass bitch." "ghetto" doesnt hurt peoples feelings. the top right part of the poster about a vet being offended is BS
File a complaint with the university RA/campus cops/whatever that you keep hearing someone making racist speech on your floor.
Then tape the poster to your door.
Now when the cuckold comes scurrying you can feign ignorance and claim it wasn't you because you already complained yourselves. Devilish!
Your roomate, hes gay and wants to fuck you in the ass but he is too beta to ask you directly
ball it up and throw it in the trash.
This is why my wife's side of family hates me.
This.
Frame it, even.
Next time you see him, spray him with bugspray while doing roman salutes.
slash their tires, throw a rock through their window, write "hate speech"" on the wall to trigger them, light shit on fire in front of their door, mail them vaguely threatening letters, get creative son!
inb4 nigger
>File a complaint with the university RA/campus cops/whatever that you keep hearing someone making racist speech on your floor.
It would be tough to do this without naming names and I'm willing to bet they would call bullshit on our complaint because we've already gotten in hot water for this sort of thing once before. In November of 2014 we modified a thanksgiving poster so that it said "I'm thankful for every second hitler was in office." If they do any sort of investigation or complaint will be dismissed.
Print out nazi anime memes and tape them up on the hallway of your dorm
>All those questions.
>Not a single question mark.
As a Grammarkin, that really offends me
Breaking news: Just got confirmation that from my roomate that Danny and his friend were in fact the ones who slid the poster under our door. Now we know who to lynch.
>I want everyone to like me so I only talk about the weather.
Of course it's possible that someone has had a bad experience on a sunny day. Like their father dying on the most beautiful day of their life so every time you mention how you like the sun they are hurt.
Your whole existence brings sorrow to people around you. It's time to do something about that. Pack your bags, become a hermit and live in your nearby woods. It's the only way to live without traumatizing other people.
Send him this
Not nearly personal enough. May as well just unload /r/animefaggotgifs on him
Brilliant
The answer to everything on that poster is "yes".
My highschool class took a trip to some college and had to watch a campus safety information video, and the video was saying to keep a lookout for evil white males displaying an interest in firearms and military surplus, and one of my friends and I were fucking dying laughing because it described exactly us. Isn't that stereotyping? We certainly didn't cry and shit our pants. It's called not taking everything personally and thinking like a grown human bean.
Also consider putting just a little smidgen of cum on their doorknob.
Hide your powerlevel around other people in your dorm is what you should do - and be thankful they didn't dox you.
Send him an an engraved ashtray (full of ash obviously) with a full name of his deceased family member.
Are you a fucking autist? He can get you kicked out of college and you're just butthurt he slid a poster under your door.
savage3me4
ya blew it