How does Marvel expect us to believe that a sissy white boy like Peter Parker can please a proud and confident...

How does Marvel expect us to believe that a sissy white boy like Peter Parker can please a proud and confident BLACKQUEEN MJ played by Zendaya. Immersion fucking ruined

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weak b8 try harder next time

>MUH ONE DROP RULE

>face it nigga, you jus hit da jackpot

BLEACHED

She's actually pretty hot

where are her boobs?
why is she wearing a cow ring?

>dat bitch boi parker trying to tap dat ass

She isn't even black but mixed. Stop with this black meme

>literally no tits
>looks boyish
what did Disney mean by this?

I think MJ's back story is she was abused by a cruel dad so it makes sense

Because she's a sissy white boy

>why does an actress playing a teenage high school girl look like a teenage high school girl

>beady eyes
>constant smug face

dropped

>nose ring

so is her friend Bella pissed off yet cuz she lost a good gig cause of race lel

>where are her boobs?

She's perflat. Flat is justice.

>why is she wearing a cow ring?

Septum rings are in fashion again right now.

I want to fuck Zendaya so god damn bad

Finally people are going to see that big tits is unattractive and that smaller tits = perfection

Why do we even care? She's literally the most useless person in capeshit

>She's perflat. Flat is justice.
This right here

The nipple shape is more important imo

>smaller tits = perfection

fag

Is she gonna dye her hair red for the part?

Most "black" people are mixed, her being lighter doesn't make her less black than say Michael B. Jordan. Her white genealogy is irrelevant, as it is weak and easily dominated by stronger black genes.

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niggers say the dumbest things should be a new show

>Is she gonna dye her hair red for the part?
nope. This is an actual image on the set of the making of the film

So is pic related

No, "White people are being bred out existence" should be the newest show.

It would be a reality show.

It is a show'

The show is called Maury

I wish this movie would flop so they can see we don't want diversity.

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>No tits
>No ass
>Skelly
How can they fuck up so badly? Like seriously, why would they make her mary jane?

I can't wait!

ok cuckboi

kek you're right

She's not Mary Jane you clickbaited faggot.

I think you're confusing which side of the argument I'm on.

>Uncle Tu-Tu
>Thinking for a second a mulatto kid is yours

I'm buying it.

Weeeeeeeeeee

>liking big tits and a big ass
this meme as to stop

Whatever, give me Mary Jane

THIS is not Black

Who gives a fuck if Mary Jane is black, the real issue here is that Peter doesn't meet Mary Jane until college.

>liking ironing boards
this meme has to stop

>For me, if a character’s primary attribute – the thing that makes them iconic – is the color of their skin, or their hair color, frankly, that character is shallow and sucks. For me, what makes MJ MJ is her alpha female playfulness, and if the actress captures that, then she’ll work. And, for the record, I think Zendaya even matches what I think of as MJ’s primary physical characteristics – she’s a tall, thin model – much more so than actresses have in the past.

>Whatever the case, if we’re going to continue to make movies based on the almost all white heroes and supporting characters from the comics of the last century, we’re going to have to get used to them being more reflective of our diverse present world. Perhaps we can be open to the idea that, although someone may not initially match how we personally conceive a character, we can be – and often are – happily surprised.

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Nice tits no tits

>not liking perfection

Of course it is.

twitter.com/zendaya/status/750549629834584066

That's why she's a big BLM supporter.

okay those are some nice tits. I just hate really fatty ones but those are decent

so by that logic it would be ok to have a black woman play Batman

Based Gunn.

Who is the girl in the middle? is she in the movie too

Yeah, it would be.

Got anymore stupid hypotheticals or are you late for a cross burning?

I'd like to dilute that blackness a little more.

>what about when a white cop shot and killed a white boy
>DOESN'T MATTER
ehh I hate the BLM movement

It's obvious she's a much better dancer than the other two.

White lives don't matter, there are more of you on the planet. If one dies, there's more to replace him. I don't understand what about this is so hard to understand. Black lives matter doesn't mean that ONLY black lives matter, but it does explicitly mean that white ones don't.

>For me, if a character’s primary attribute – the thing that makes them iconic – is the color of their skin, or their hair color, frankly, that character is shallow and sucks.
So in other words: it should be okay to dress up Joker in a bright and colorful pink suit.

This guy is so wrong! What makes characters so appealing IS THEIR COSTUMES AND LOOK!

Sure it comes down to their performance of course but it is the way they are dressed which makes them who they are!

Zendaya's choreographer and childhood friend-- basically goes where she goes.

>i hate fatty tits.

Yeah, and one day you'll get married and have kids and fatty tits will be your life. It happens. Get over it, kid. I for one, unlike your virgin ass, loves titties. And the wife tities are fat, so everyone's a fucking winner. Unless you're a faggot because if you are, drink bleach or do a flip. Y'know, which ever works. How about both, to be sure.

>literally something imperative for the character isn't going to be used
Is like they try to piss us off and shit on the source material on purpose

>700x1052
whats with these weird ass dimensions

>White lives don't matter, there are more of you on the planet.
Are you trolling?

The white race is almost extinct at this moment. There are far more Blacks then there are whites

Nah she's playing Aunt May

>Siding with a terrorist organization
Uggg, I was on her side, but she's losing points fast

In America? No.

BLM is an American movement.

I'm not even sure if your statement is true worldwide. Sounds like Sup Forums science.

>love the body
>hate the personality
isn't this how we are meant to treat women?

How many unarmed cops has BLM killed this year? None.

How many unarmed blacks have cops killed this year? 12+ this month alone.

Looks like cops are the real domestic terrorists.

No, it wouldn't be you fucking faggot
There's more to a character than a personality, looks count as well.

When someone mentions Mary Jane do you think of her alpha female playfulness? No, you think of her red hair, white skin, and the fact that she's with Peter

End yourself

Again are you still trolling?

The white race is LITERALLY on the verge of extinction

Why not come up with new and original characters if you feel like they need more representation?
or
Why not use one of the many pre-existing characters of color from the source material (Gloria Grant, Michelle Gonzalez, Chad, Randalph Robertson, etc) if you feel like they need more representation?

ITT: triggering black autist

too bad spider powers doesn't make a white penis bigger or Parker might stand a chance

>thinking that there does not exist any black cops
believe you me: tons of black cops kill black guys but that never makes the news

Not in America. Census data confirms this country is majority white.

Trust me, I wish the white race was going extinct in the states. Go back to Europe with your speedos and mayonnaise trees, we'll take over for you here.

What does bringing up another person that was killed have to do with it though? Is it to ask for a more inclusive movement against police violence or is it more 'we get killed too, and we're not making a fuss about it!'?

BLM is toxic but ALMfags are uncomfortably stupid.

>Census data confirms this country is majority white.
Jewish people are not white (no offence after all I am half Jewish).

I am talking about Pure Aryan Whites that are practically almost extinct

It makes me really depressed knowing my tiny white penis could never satisfy a goddess like her

>None
Last time I checked: 36

Did I mention cops in terms of race? No.

Black cops killing unarmed black people is wrong too.

"pure" races haven't existed for thousands of years. get over it

a girl as low test as that could get off from a 4 incher

pretending to be a white person

are black 4chinners really this sad

The BLM has not killed a single unarmed cop. You cannot link one story where this has happened.

Shoo shoo Sup Forums, you have no facts.

>What do we want? Dead cops!
>When do we want it? Now!
Religion of peace

There are less than eight million Jews in the U.S., you dumb fuck

But then again I'm guessing you ""people"" use all kinds of hoops to jump through to explain why 99.9% of people who are clearly white "don't count"

I didn't realize a chant could kill people. That's completely the same thing as shooting unarmed people, my mistake.

>"pure" races haven't existed for thousands of years.
Taylor Swift is pure

>BLM is about police violence

her twitter is full of sjw crap

>implying unarmed people black people still dont deserve to be shot

The idea of National Socialism has not killed a single person either.

>white race getting BTFO on Sup Forums again

~~~~~~~~~ACHTUNG~~~~~~~~~~

emergency council has been called at Sup Forums

pull back and report to echo chamber bravo

~~~~~~~~~ACHTUNG~~~~~~~~~~

code word: Ayn Rand

DUMP ALL THE PICTURES FROM YOUR NIGGERFACTS Sup Forums FOLDER, THIS IS NOW A KAMIKAZE ATTACK

reinforcements from /mlpol/ are NOT coming

NO MORE DEAD COPS!
youtube.com/watch?v=PPP6XAsPbz8

Is she of legal age?

well except a whole bunch of jews.

>implying unarmed people black people still dont deserve to be shot
>people black people

inbred retard can't even work his keyboard with his alabama flipper hands.