GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CAR

GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CAR

how do you respond Sup Forums?

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ALLAHU AKBAR

ok want my wallet too?

But... but, I commute by train.
:(

Don't know why you want this piece of shit car, but whatever. I'll get more from an insurance claim than I would for selling it.

No you get out of YOUR car
>drive off into the sunset

By getting out of my car.

At that range and position, with a gun pointed at you, you have few options and only one of them leads to you not getting shot before you can do anything.

the same way i responded when this was posted on Sup Forums

It's a manual transmission, good luck friend.

gas it

"okay here you go bud" then while he's getting into the driver seat pull my open carried 45 and plug him in the back of the head through the back of the seat cushion.

Do you want my wifes son as well?

Comply initially, then draw my concealed carry S&W .38 revolver and shoot him while he's distracted.

Accelerate

"Please shoot me"
Also
>Car jacker
>White
Pick one

>that's it, I am now officially a #cruzmissile

Do I look rich to you? I don't have a car.

I'd get out of the car

Kill me or release me, but do not waste my time with talk.

great minds think alike

That guy looks white so I'd ask him for directions to the nearest Cracker Barrel and be on my way

maybe I do need a gun. thanks OP

Im not in the car in this perspective though... The woman is.

The way I look at it: is that guy really going to murder me over my car and spend the rest of his life in prison? Probably not, but even if he did I wouldn't be around to see it so I'd probably give him my car.

*kaboom*

Well I would have seen a suspicious masked man coming up to my car and readied my gun, so I would have shot him right as he tried any shit.

Nemo me impune lacessit.

Someone desperate enough to commit a carjacking probably isn't thinking about the long term consequences of shooting and possibly killing a stranger.

If you shoot me, I win

HEIL HITLER. Accelrate

That got me.

>desperate enough

Where's the desperation in this hypothetical?

What about the CDs
Wouldn't you want to keep your CDs?

shoot him with my gun

>13 year old shitheap with a slow puncture that's leaking oil

dude take it lmao

There's a reason I keep windows rolled up and enough space to get out of my lane. I would have took off as soon as he began approaching

>GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR CAR
>What was that racist?
>H-huh?
>gang of blacks suddenly appears
>cracker u racist? we gonna kick yo whitey ass bitch
>blacks chimp out, kill the carjacker and destroy my car
>evening news covers story on racist white carjacker attacking innocent blacks
>mfw worth it

Okay, you win.

>.45 in the door compartment

SIKE MOTHERFUCKER

I'd laugh so hard that he'd probably shoot me out of angry embarrassment.

1. Stickshift. Driving manual seems rare where I live, so the fucker would struggle just to shift to second

2. I commute with the family passed down $500 piece of shit. Besides sentimental reasons he'd be taking a problem off my hands.

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I throw the huntsman spider hiding behind the sun visor in his face and drive off towards the horizon.

Under what circumstances do carjackings normally occur? It's a serious crime on its own and can result in significant prison time. If you are carjacking someone, you are probably desperate.

Probably take my chances and drive off. Been shot twice before and it didn't hurt nearly as bad as i expected. Once was a .22 and another time was a .38

I'll just hold up my hands and tell my wife to stay in the car and I leave quietly without making any sudden movements.

Laugh as I have an armored car and never lower my windows.

youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg

>If you are carjacking someone, you are probably desperate

No, fuck off with this. That's just an excuse.

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Ask him if I can borrow the gun to end myself

Dude, what planet do you live on? Carjacking is something you would do if you had just escaped prison and needed to get across state lines quickly, or otherwise escape the scene of a crime very fast.

teleport behind and pull out my katana

>a white woman trying to mug me while I'm in my car
>i'm in a car (i don't own a car) and i'm wearing nail polish (i'm a guy)

I give her the car and find somewhere safe to sit while the acid wears off

Gas him

I flip my kill switch and get out of the car and run. I come back and get my car in 5 minutes.

I get out of my car and start crying. No choice.

Of course it doesn't hurt as much, that is movie shit where people get shot and start screaming like little bitches.

only in brasil....oh and south africa, and come to think about it also mexico

>people only steals cars to escape

I don't know what to say to you. You're an idiot. If these faggots were that "desperate" (for what exactly?) they could sell their firearms.

I get out of the car, and as soon as they hop in, I pull my gun and shoot them.

grab it since the finger isn't on the trigger

or wake up since the guy is white

Article IV free inhabitants

Once he's distracted with putting my car into gear his brain is going to be all over the center console.

pretend to comply then shoot him center mass when he isn't looking

Am I being detained?

I would to, but that's not legal in Canada, so I guess I would just comply and be at his mercy. I hate that self-defence is basically a crime here. Can't have anything with you that is intended for defence/attacking back. I wish we had self-defence laws that favor law-abiding citizens, not criminals, like in most of America.

Depends on where you get shot. I think the pain would be different with location.

Then get the fuck out of the car

Ask the camera guy taking the photo for assistance.

just read the damn statistics on carjackings
bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/c02.pdf

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what car?

If you get shot, pain would be the least of your concerns.

Also, to those saying to accelerate, bullets can penetrate cars with ease.

The train car.
You silly addition sign.

The only protection afforded by a car is the engine block.

the one you're sitting in on the train m8, can't you see the op pic?

But fools rarely differ

Larry, you're not fooling anyone. We can see you're white.

Now get in. Walmart is having a sale on cheese balls.

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I mean, he's right. The only reason for someone to choose the crime of carjacking over another crime is if they're looking for thrills. There's only three reasons to carjack somebody, and that's for escaping, looking to sell the car later, or just if you're a psychopath looking for fun. I've heard it's easy as hell to go to a upper class neighborhood at night and go around checking for unlocked doors, since people in really nice neighborhoods don't worry about locking things up, just as an example. I'm not a nigger so I wouldn't know, but I think if you are one looking to make a quick buck you're not going to start out with a carjacking.

Won't ever happen to me. I drive a manual.

My truck is worth about $500 so I would give my live to save my livelihood

Except why would he turn robbery into murder? It'd just lead to a more determined investigation on his ass and harsher sentence, pretty sure most armed robbers are just bluffing anyway.

why do i have bitch hands ?!

this is actually quite common. nigs cant drive stick
laist.com/2014/09/05/car_thief_cant_get_away_from_police.php

You would be surprised by how stupid criminals can be.

>applying logic to criminals

if the car is in drive and I slam it, what do you think would happen next?

I don't care about stats when it comes to fucking NIGGERS. They'll steal your car and say they did it because you're white and they're entitled to it.

Same car? Same car!

>"You wrongly assume that I value my life"
>Gas it
>Turn around and try to run them over

If I hit him I potentially saved someone else's life. If I die I don't have to go to work tomorrow

"You're violating the non-aggression principle".

I'd just drive off, do a u-turn then run the fucker over.

The guy is white, he ain't going to shoot.

And if somebody shoots you in the spine somebody is going to be wiping your ass for the next 50 years.

yeah you're right

i don't even know why i took the time to type that out

>Excuse, but I believe the proper term is 'motor vehicle'.

Hope you can drive a manual transmission car

pull the trigger.

You can't slam it, you just have to go fast.

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

>Except why would he turn robbery into murder?
hijacking a car is already a felony so i don't want to take my chances