Name one thing she can't do

Name one thing she can't do

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get my dick up.

Be straight

greatest nips in the business imo

Suck my Johnson .

Act

fart on my face

Stop posting threads about herself on Sup Forums.

Suck dicks

Be my wife

Love me

Nobody can.

>No lesbian sex scene that is like 5 mins long
Damn it Ellen, one job!

you know that her career is done for, right OP?
>too old to play teens
>to short to play adult women
maybe some hipster tv show or something, but no more movies

this desu
her whole schtick is being a dyke

I'll name several:
>beat el rato in a debate
>make an argument
>get recognized by el rato
>get recognized by the average movie goer
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act

Too bad her boobs are all nips and nothing else.

give me a boner

Get into heaven

She can still cater to pedophiles that are too far into the closet to admit they like prepubescent boys like me

be a femme lesbo

Cruz really blew her the fuck out here. Nice.