>fight someone your own size for once >lose >h-he was 3 times bigger than me in there
David Gray
>people a year ago unironically thought ngannouposting would compare to schaubposting
Chase Foster
...
Alexander Rivera
Did he punch someone so hard that his hand fell off?
Nathaniel Fisher
I haven't kek'd this hard at heem material in a long time friend
that is fucking hilarious
Benjamin Allen
lyl
Mason Morales
>nate is bigger than his brother nick >nicks last fight was at 185 >conor is a natural 145er Nate has at least 50 lbs on Conor and still lost haha.
Michael Hernandez
BASED
Michael Rogers
AHHHH CHANDLER HELP AHHHH
Jackson Williams
he was born without it he still managed to retire with a 13-1 record, the only loss being to justin gaethje
Blake Jones
That's amazing desu, sounds like a nice story
Gavin Thomas
Is there a possibility that the fights were staged?
Xavier Cruz
his nub looks fucking sharp
Nathan Thomas
Someone justify to me why Conor is fighter of the year without using mandrama style "box office draw" or "mainstream popularity" arguments
>1-2 >Has a stoppage loss >One of the ""wins"" by majority decision
Compare to Michael Bisping >Beats divisional GOAT >Knocks out world champion >Avenges his most famous loss
Compare to Stipe Miocic >3 fights, three knockouts >Finishes world champ in first round
Compare to Cody Garbrandt >4-0 >Three knockouts >Dominates world champ in impressive fashion
Compare to Amanda Nunes >3-0 >Chokes out world champion to headline UFC 200 >KOs divisional star in less than 1 minute
Can we all agree that MMAFighting has officially crossed over into only giving a shit about mandrama theatrics?
Josiah Hernandez
seen him cut people with it before
Landon Morales
>Going to MMAFighting
Jaxon Parker
>2015 was my year, 2016 is also my year, every fookin year is my year
David Nguyen
lmao no fuckin way
how on earth is it not required to have a pad on it
Joseph Clark
tbf without the arm he goes for Welterweight to Lightweight
Michael Jones
I doubt it, I don't think people would be willing to get choked out or heemed if it was just staged Plus he got knocked out by Gaethje, they could have had him lose a decision
>nub someone across the forehead >opens up a massive gash >win the fight by TKO (Cut)
Is cutting one of your hands off going to be the new meta
Adam Torres
Gloves are on to protect hand from breaking, and that strikes is like an elbow
Ryder Cox
>Be Urijah Faber >Fight Renan Barao for the title >Lose >Fight him again for the title >Get finished >One of your young guys, TJ, goes in there and absolutely tools him >Becomes the UFC champ >Be Urijah Faber >Fight Dominick Cruz for the title >Lose >Fight him again for the title >Lose even worse than before >One of your young guys, Cody, goes in there and absolutely tools him
Time is a flat circle
Josiah Phillips
JoJo
Bentley James
*bounces off the ropes at you*
Alexander Peterson
fuckable famalam
Ryan Brown
Brendan schaub is my boy
Aiden Lewis
He is jelly as fuck, you know he is the kind of manlet that won't be happy for his teammate.
Caleb Howard
Absolutely desu
Jackson Lopez
If he was that type of person why would he even set up a team kek
I favor conor over nate but goddamn it you fucking pleb nate is a motherfucking 155r you tranny fucking slumdog
Ryan Jackson
>>nub someone across the forehead >>opens up a massive gash >>win the fight by TKO (Cut) >Is cutting one of your hands off going to be the new meta lmao that is fucking ridiculous jesus christ
Joseph Lopez
Funny how Travis gets all butthurt when MVP says funny comment on Ronda, but when Derrek Lewis (guy he's fighting next) says suicidewatch for Ronda he says nothing. Can't wait for Blackbeast to blacksplode all over Travis' face
Luke Murphy
well, I sure she wanted to emphasise the tattoo
this is from her insta?
Tyler Murphy
Nah I called it ages ago lads
Limb cutting is the next step to extreme weight cutting
John Bailey
...
Bentley Foster
Only trailer trash methhead women shave side of head
Logan Jones
Conor should limb cut to fight mighty mouse. All he needs is dat left
Owen Lopez
>1:23 Faber says here that cody wrestlefucked TJ in practices
Camden Hill
BASED
She knew she was getting squashed so might as well put on a show and entertain
Grisham retweeted it and changed his handle to GrishamMMA
David Reed
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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™. You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
Henry Morgan
That no one reads
Gavin Hernandez
schaub is the hero of my story
Jaxson Johnson
How long did this take you to compose?
Jackson Bell
why do you think he is doing that
think about it
Jaxon Morgan
Only retards like you are self, or you wouldn't be asking dumb questions
Ryder Richardson
I'm assuming that he's taking Anik's place, as Anik will probably get called up to the PPV shows and big FOX cards (until Rome takes over).
Kayden Ward
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE >YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE >AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA DUDE BOOOOM LMAO DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE >"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS" >"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN" Joe Rogan, 2015 >YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
