W/y/f/u

Time to claim them

She vroke my nofap

Emma Roberts

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CLAIMED

>waifu
isn't even old enough to sign any legal documents

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oh, I don't practice waifuism

she's my cunnyfu :3

claimed

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You rotten son of a bitch.

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CLAIMED, BACK THE FUCK OFF LADS.

I'll have to wait about 5 years, but I'll do it for her.

>I'll have to wait about 5 years

>I'll have to wait about 5 years

w-wait 5 years for what?

For her to get her driver's license so they can go on road trips and she can take over and drive once in a while.

>her

my uncle's a monkey

dawwww, sounds lovely :3

in the meantime, you could teach her how to work the gearbox, tho

Put your trip back on, krager

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i would let her do so many femdom things with me

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BTFO

why can't she be more like the slav?

why are women such sluts?

ew

w-wait 5 years for what?

but the slav is kinda fat and has bad feet...

Worst ban ever

thats the fastes way to get things they want

you're just jelly

>thinks she's fat
>feetfag
>pedophile

kys^3

>aging like dried vomit

Literally who?

was kinda cute, tho :3


>le pedo meme

oh, you're a redditor

that explains, then

damn, i'm not even that big of a cunnyfag but those eyes are hypnotizing

just some cum bucket for rich arabs

they truly are, brother

>americucks have to wait 5 years
ahahahahahaha

>meet her at Boston comic con
>nervous
>crack a little joke
>she laughs
>we pose to take a photo, she puts an arm around me
>fuck it, put my hand on her waist
Already really liked her, but was totally smitten when I met her

oh, and she knows

>touching your waifu
is that allowed