Time to claim them
W/y/f/u
She vroke my nofap
Emma Roberts
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CLAIMED
>waifu
isn't even old enough to sign any legal documents
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oh, I don't practice waifuism
she's my cunnyfu :3
claimed
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You rotten son of a bitch.
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CLAIMED, BACK THE FUCK OFF LADS.
I'll have to wait about 5 years, but I'll do it for her.
>I'll have to wait about 5 years
>I'll have to wait about 5 years
w-wait 5 years for what?
For her to get her driver's license so they can go on road trips and she can take over and drive once in a while.
>her
my uncle's a monkey
dawwww, sounds lovely :3
in the meantime, you could teach her how to work the gearbox, tho
Put your trip back on, krager
>image.jpg
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i would let her do so many femdom things with me
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BTFO
why can't she be more like the slav?
why are women such sluts?
ew
w-wait 5 years for what?
but the slav is kinda fat and has bad feet...
Worst ban ever
thats the fastes way to get things they want
you're just jelly
>thinks she's fat
>feetfag
>pedophile
kys^3
>aging like dried vomit
Literally who?
was kinda cute, tho :3
>le pedo meme
oh, you're a redditor
that explains, then
damn, i'm not even that big of a cunnyfag but those eyes are hypnotizing
just some cum bucket for rich arabs
they truly are, brother
>americucks have to wait 5 years
ahahahahahaha
>meet her at Boston comic con
>nervous
>crack a little joke
>she laughs
>we pose to take a photo, she puts an arm around me
>fuck it, put my hand on her waist
Already really liked her, but was totally smitten when I met her
oh, and she knows
>touching your waifu
is that allowed