The Witch

What's the overall consensus?

Don't know about consensus but I liked it. Great atmosphere.

Horribly pretentious, the only good part about it was the black goat.

Why are her eyes so far apart?

Fuck off krager you faggot

Thomasin was the devil
Black Phillip was a bro and dindu nuffin

fetal alcohol syndrome

aka: her mom was literal trash

She looks more like an alien than a woman.

my grandparents always said that if someone's eyes are too far apart, there's a good chance they're crazy

what's weirdest about this is it's right more often than not

I enjoyed it. First half was pretty slow. The commitment to the setting was nice, made the movie pretty immersive. Pretty interesting characters. The Black Phillip scene in the end was one of my favorite horror scenes ever.

>Her mother is Spanish-English and her father is Scottish-Argentinian
The english part explains slightly inbred look. Still a cute ayyylien

looks a little like the thing from Splice

That accent made my peepee hard

Absolutely delicious

Big Hill, Big Hill
A crown grows out her head
Big Hill, Big Hill
To Arab gold is wed.
Tear down the border,
Take those guns away,
Big Hill, Big Hill
I'll vote for her today.

Big Hill, Big Hill
Queen of ghetto slums,
Big Hill, Big Hill
To Goldman Sachs she comes.
We are ye servants,
We are ye transvestites.
Big Hill takes money from Qatar
To fight for womyn's rights.

As an spanish-argentinian, i find this very offesive. How can i contact the admins to delete this?

Shit as a horror movie, pretty good as a dark fantasy movie

A dysfunctional family of god-fearing hicks living in the wilderness and being afraid of fucking everything.

i´d rather date a chick with eyes a little too far apart than being too close together

normie detected

Only correct answer.

a cute!

damn

they made me think we'd see her tits and they we didn't

that viral marketers are faggots

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What is this from?

5/5 Morning Stars

her IMDB

Very good acting and photography, average directing and camera work, mediocre script. Overrated overall, 6.5/10 in my opinion.

>mediocre script
You mean mediocre STORY. You can't know what the script was like from looking at the movie. You just can't.

I want to rub my fingers over her anus and sniff them deep. Anyone else?

Ok its from Split an M Night film, cant wait.
Also cant wait for Morgan

We all do

you're a fucking moron, any criticism of the script is criticism of the final script and obviously talking about the dialogue

why was this billed as horror?

So what? You niggers look more like an ape than a human.

financial purposes

Garbage.

Which one is better?
This or the Korean movie Wailing?

MOTY so far.

It's a really fuckawful year though

>This shit film.
>MOTY.
Very low cinematic exposure & IQ detected

It's a 9/10 if you watched it in the cinema and a 6/10 if you watched the cropped koreansubbed version.

I heard it was boring so I didn't watch it, is it turn it off boring or jesus christ something happen boring?

Yeah im happy i saw this in the cinema even though there were some annoying assholes there

>MOTY so far

>The Witch (2015 film)
>The Witch (stylized as The VVitch, subtitled A New-England Folktale) is a 2015 historical period supernatural horror film

>watched it in the cinema
Lol. Implying watching something in the cinema - better experience.
Do you also clap at the end of the movie?

I liked it.

Haven't had a horror movie that wasn't all jump scares and cheap tricks in a while.

It was nice change of pace.

it was released in festivals 2015. Got its theater release in Feb of this year

>spanish-english and scottish-argentinian

So she's like half black/moor?

Agreed. There is no better movie viewing experience than the cinema.

I bet your cinema doesn't even have a haberdasher. Your cinema probably only serves snow crab.

but it's in a dark room with other people user that's inherently better than watching it at your leisure in your underpants whilst eating lukewarm beef stroganoff!

LQB8

YGSIU

Post.
Her.
Ass.

>this is what the YouTube generation actually believes

Your half laptop screen of a camrip at double speed while you shitpost is really not in the same league as a cinema going experience.

if you have any monitor worth a shit and good audio setup going to theaters is waste of money.

I really enjoyed it. I'm glad I saw it, even if I saw it alone.

Couldn't agree more really.

why are you projecting so hard?

>He thinks everyone is poor pajeet like (You)
Nice projecting.
>cinema going experience
Yeah farts

I have a 65" oled and 5.1 Genelec setup and I can also say that watching films from my 34" Dell monitor with HD800 is better than 'muh cinema', don't really care about the 'experience'

>This or the Korean movie Wailing?
Is this out? I can't find it.

What

Nevermind, AvistaZ to the rescue.

What shit taste you have.
>Pretentious
The only pretentious thing here is you, you nigger. You can act white all you want, but you'll always be an uncle tom nigger with shit taste.

>projecting

Projecting what exactly?

What genelecs? I have some in my studio but wouldn't watch movies through them in a million years.

7370A SAM and then G5s.

Don't you find the sub to be total overkill if you're using the g fives? How big is your room? What shape?

Also you're using a g five for the centre speaker too?

>a g five
yes, and lots of money

>muh witch
>muh goat
>muh superstition
>muh god
>muh satan

Fuck this movie. If I ever hear "best horror movie in decades" again I'm not watching it.

Delicious Goatkino

I liked the movie but it wasn't very scary.

Also got it from AvistaZ.

Both are in the top films from this year for me, both were original and very well made.

Bad movie, spends 30-40 minutes on setup (which was good) only to waste it all away by going for the retarded, cliche IT'S ACTUALLY ALL IN HER MIND bullshit.

>IT'S ACTUALLY ALL IN HER MIND
When will this meme stop?
It's not all in her mind, next time pay attention.

Is this bait

You know it's based on witchcraft mythology

>It's not all in her mind, next time pay attention.

When will this meme stop?
Stop taking things literally and understand the subtext or apply yourself and realise the people were tripping due to eating blighted corn.

>You know it's based on witchcraft mythology

Which is precisely why it's not real, are you fucking retarded? Do you genuinely take folklore at face value?

C U T E
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>The english part explains slightly inbred look.

Oh fuck off you idiot.

Spotted the sheep fucker.

Incest hast been extremely widespread in England since the druids, mate.

It's an art movie. Not a horror

A modern masterstroke of horror. This movie will be hailed as a classic in 10 years.

It won't and you know it

I saw her at Boomtown last week

Have you seen the average Scottish slag

Wait till RLM makes a review of it calling it a masterpiece and this whole board flips and starts liking it.

Essential GOAT kino:
Witch
Incubus
Men who stare at goats
Tuplan
???

8/10
One of the best horror movies out there

Excellent script, acting, photography, direction, production.

Only criticism is I wanted to see more of the Witches and what they got up to, such as their rituals.

Thomasin is cute. CUTE!

...

GREAT MOVIE!!!

It was my favorite move right after Insidius! Which was my favorite movie right after Sinister! Which was my favorite movie right after Purge! Which was my favorite movie right after Paranormal Activity!

It's just so deep and well shot you guys! Don't mind the simpletons who wouldn't understand such a great premise for the movie, it's just so great oh my god

a true pleb filter, the only one that works

It was an excellent recreation of witch accounts from the period, which I found completely fascinating.

I doubt you'll get a consensus, but as I said above plus what said. Atmosphere was fantastic.

kek this

Fuck goats needed some Indians to scalp those puritan faggots

the post needed It Follows and The Babadook.

Thomasin is a terrible name.

>Take guy's name
>Add "in"
>It's now a girl's name

This. It's stunning how well it works.

FUCK YOU NIGGER RAAAAEEAJSJFLK F >:((((((((((((

I don't think it's a horror movie. I don't think the director was trying to scare the audience. Apart from one jump scare, it's all about the uneasy atmosphere and religious fanatism.

I like both a lot but they are really differents movies. The Korean movie goes from one genre to another when The Witch is really focused on building its atmosphere.

Watch both if you can.