Cast the Super Metroid movie.
Cast the Super Metroid movie
Josiah Cook
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Chase Sanchez
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Kevin Howard
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Cooper Cook
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Luis Butler
Fuck off with this meme. Charlize Theron wouldn't make a good Samus.
Xavier Ramirez
Lena Gercke
Jordan Turner
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Jack Watson
That's a bit helmet
Jaxon Johnson
Kek.
What about the chick who plays lagartha in vikings. But shes kinda short and too stacked.
Kevin Wright
in 20-30 years this will be an extinct species. (chancellor Merkel's own words).
Parker Ward
>a movie about a space hunter who never says a word or takes her helmet off
Wow great fucking idea
Isaac Price
A bird can't play a human silly
Adrian Edwards
Could be the Queen of the Chozo.
Jace White
>looks like a giant bird
>Samus was raised by and has the DNA of a species of giant bird aliens
Matthew Young
Samsung us idras elba
Brandon Smith
>Samus
Longer hair + blonde dye and there you have it, senpai.
James Morris
>Lena Gercke
literally who? go spam your waifu somewhere else
Jason Nguyen
>these kids think 2001 was boring
>want a silent movie about a person in a suit running around a deserted planet
Levi Roberts
>being this ignorant
Wyatt Mitchell
>being buttblasted because some stranger on the internet doesn´t appreciate his waifu
cuck
Jeremiah Russell
Benjamin Rodriguez
michael fassbender as ridley
Chase Edwards
>implying 2001 had giant squids, pterodactyls, arm-mounted missile launchers, set pieces under water/lava, or a biomechanical godzilla with a jellyfish for a head
Jace Johnson
So you want a cartoon action movie with zero dialogue?
Jason Evans
THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY
ADAM THE BABY
Andrew White
I never said I advocated a Metroid movie, I just had to point out how inaccurate your comparison to 2001 is.
Oliver Ramirez
But I mean with essentially one character and no dialogue, what other kind of content could you have than 2001-esque silent floating around, and monsters-lazorz-explosans-action?
Hunter Edwards
>samus
>human
shes got chozo dna on top of the phazon, x parasite, metroid dna and whatever else shes been infected with along the way
Jason Roberts
she is a protozoan
Eli White
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Leo Smith
Aidan Gillen as this dead guy.
Gavin Campbell
Tell me about Brain. Why does she live in a jar?
Austin Diaz
Idris Elba
Wait, does the whole "cast the opposite sex to make it empowering" thing only work if it's women? Samus is seriously one of the most powerful beings in all universes during Metroid Fusion so I have to ask.
Jaxon Reyes
she's probably too old. She just looks great for her age but she's like 41 already
Jaxson Green
Nah, Sean Bean mate
Blake Nelson
Idris Elba as Samus
Michael Kenneth Williams as Metroid
Jacob King
Georgina Haig
Lincoln Evans
Christina Hendricks
Xavier Lee
Amy Schumer as a sassy Samu
Jackson Harris
gal gadot as samus
no
stop
Jacob Smith
obviously
I'd actually be really interested if they could pull off a movie without dialog
Henry Hughes
Tfw ull never play metroid prime on gamecube
Joseph Perry
Danny Devito as Mother Brain
Aaron Edwards
COULD I INTEREST YOU GENTLEMEN IN A NICE METROID EGG IN THESE TRYING TIMES?!?
Hudson Rogers
This is Super Metroid though, so all the Metroid/x-parasite shit hasn't happened yet.
Angel Wright
Never thought of that, but she would actually be a perfect Samus. Her role in Fringe had some shades of Samus.
Colton Harris
It kills me that I could actually see execs thinking this is a good idea.
>Sorry Dudebros, but Metroid is not just for boys anymore!
Connor Turner
Way too high test to fit into the suit
Ethan Smith
Elizabeth Debicki
Cooper Robinson
I think the best way to do it would be to take a cue from Fusion and break up the silent action with Samus communicating with a CO with ulterior motives. That kind of conspiracy plot would add another element of interest to the story.