How fucked am I Sup Forums?
>just got back from a party (it's 1 am here
>still drunk
>there was this girl who was half passed out
>I pretended to help her (to rest in my lap) >being the 19 yo virgin fag I am I secretly touched her boobs and nipple all time, put my finger in her mouth
>she was not very resistant most of the time, I don't know if she will remember this tomorrow
What could happen if she remembers? I'm afraid she might realize I'm a pervert creep and tell everyone or idk...
Don't be a pervert creep next time
Shhhh...It never happened. If she tries some bullshit. Remind everyone she's a lying drunken who're who passes out.
If she remembers and doesn't reply to this post, your mom will die in her sleep.
Deny everything, faggot. If she asks play dumb. And next time make sure she's completely passed out.
If she's drunk she probs won't remember and if so it should be easy to convince her it was a dream or something
You're a degenerate coward. A man would have escorted the lady home safely and made sure she was safe. If you want to stop being a virgin start acting like a man.
She's going to rememer and she's going to tell her friends.
Enjoy being systematically excluded and demonized in your social group. You deserve it for being a creep instead of just being real with girls, ya fucking goon.
why i'm replying, why????
Just feed her some eggs and everything will be fine.
You sure are a loser, dude. Don't tell anything to anybody because you're the most valuable person for your own life, only an idiot would admit somethimg like that if confronted. But keep in mind that if you get lucky doing it again will probably lead to this very episode as well if things get ugly. Aka.. don't ever do it again.
Kek
Btw I was also drunk as fuck, I don't need shaming I need advice to dodge this bullet... probably gonna tell it never happened
And offer her a bowl of eggs in the morning
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keep in mind that if you don't offer at least a bowel of eggs by the time she's leaving, your mother will die in her sleep tonight, and everyone's mother will also die in their sleep if you're reading this and you don't reply. No immunities will be able to save her.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for groping half conscious girls. Deny it if you want. She's still telling her friends and it's still coming back around to you.
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dubdubs don't lie. you're fucked op
an hero on cam nao plz
If he really didn't give a fuck why did he use an ellipse instead of the "uc?"
Tell her you were drunk and remember her trying to suck your finger like a fucking finger freak.
Nice advise
A gentleman would have purchased a roofie to make sure she was passed out. No woman deserves the memory of a rape.
Seriously I don't fucking care, I just wanna save my ass. I'm gonna deny it in the very unlikely case that she will remember. And if she was conscious and let me do it then again not my fault.
regret not finger blasting her?
>How fucked am I Sup Forums?
>
>>just got back from a party (it's 1 am here
>>still drunk
>>there was this girl who was half passed out
>>I pretended to help her (to rest in my lap) >being the 19 yo virgin fag I am I secretly touched her boobs and nipple all time, put my finger in her mouth
>>she was not very resistant most of the time, I don't know if she will remember this tomorrow
>
>What could happen if she remembers? I'm afraid she might realize I'm a pervert creep and tell everyone or idk...
chill nothing happened
dont panic bro
>fingerblasting a passed out girl
>whyareyoudoingthis.jpg
>bitch will feel nothing but you'll try to give an orgasm to her without taking one for you
>regret
Thanks Sup Forumsro
You fucked up you should have whipped out your dick and rapped her like a man
>virgin fag
>sothatswhatapussyfeelslike@hotmail
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>rapped her
Are you by any chance colored, OP?
how ya been brock?
pfft dude so stupid you only feel what pussy feels like pumping your dick into it, you can have a grasp of what you'll feel lile sticking your finger inside by simply putting it in your fucking mouth. no wonder people does it, virginfag.
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Learn from it, but dude, we understand
Nope
congratulations sir, you have a vagina mouth
Should have stuck your penis in her mouth
fuck off
^or in that dudes mouth
>betas itt believe in girls """passing out""" on some guys lab or shoulder
They want the dick and if you play it smart unlike OP then you will give it to them.
Well she was kinda touching me too like my leg but still I definitly took advantge of her... idk what to think
You should think you fucked up because you where not man enough to whip your dick out and fuck her like a passed out drunk whore
Lmao that would have been impossible, we were in public, I tried to kiss her too btw but she wouldn't let. She was passed out for real btw, she didn't "pass out on my shoulder", I just went to her.