I fear for my health. Last week, out of curiosity, I bought the autistic cancermachine known as the fidget spinner. This week, I bought its more complicated, but also heavily autistic, younger brother, the fidget cube. My fear spawns from my willingness to buy tacky kid fad toys, my continued use of these so-called fidget devices. Most of all, I fear that I may actually enjoy them. Is it too late for me, my friends? Am I to, myself, become the cancer?
I fear for my health. Last week, out of curiosity, I bought the autistic cancermachine known as the fidget spinner...
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No, it would actually be good for most of Sup Forums to have one since everyone is autistic here
Literally devil devices
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have to hold them in such a way as that you are making the 666 sign with your hand
waste of time, life and energy
the end is nigh
I accept my autistic cancer
This scares me.
߷ ߷ THERE IS NO ESCAPE MY CHILD ߷ ߷
im 27, married, hot, sportz fan, hate nerds, voyed trump, and i bought one b/c i gotta see what the rage is all about and 10 bucks is chump change lol
holy fuck is there really a fidget spinner emoji
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how is the fidget cube?
ive been considering buying one for a week
was the rage legit?
how do you feel about your purchase in retrospect?
߷ ߷ BUY A FIDGET SPINNER ߷ ߷
OP here, personally, I like it.
I call them faggot spinners.
cool man cool
ive been thinking about getting one so that im not constantly chewing my nails and pulling out my hair
which one did you buy?
i see the real one is 20 dollars but you can get them for 5 bux on amazon
I got an official one at wal-mart for $10 my dude
>$10
You mean 10$, right?
they sell them at walmart?!?!
you're joking right?
At mine they did. Same place I got my fidget spinner last week. This week the fidget spinners were completely gone, but there were fidget cubes.
You bot, you're a fucking bot. How stupid I am! Sage goes on the all fields.
There is hope user
I too baught a fidget spinner and played with it like an acoustic child for a week
I lost it and instantly lost interest...
tldr; if you wanna stop, through it away.
kek
are you okay my friend?
oh well fuck off to walmart!
>baught
> acoustic
>through it away
hmmmmmm
see thething is the fidget cube is actuslly for people who have adhd or autism but the fidget spinner is just for an autistic cuck who literslly cant stop choking on cock
>played with it like an acoustic child
I'm trying to run for student council president, I have passed applications to begin campaigning and I have posters and stuff up on walls. It is working but I need help with the speech. I need to have qualities that would make me fit for the position. I know I am but I don't know the words for it, ya know? I also need ideas for promises on how to make school fun and better. So if you could help me out that'd be amazing of you. so lets crusade this election
Are you fucking retarded?
No, seriously?
Of course there is a spinner emoji.
߷ ߷ YOU'RE A FAGGOT ߷ ߷
>acoustic child
Is there really some odd satisfaction people get from these? I don't get it.
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The joke flies over heads apparently.
Don't waste your money on toys to "fidget" when the human body is already all you need. Bounce a led, tap or pop your fingers, bite your lip, juggle your balls, scratch, stretch, etc. You're fooling yourself if you think buying a toy will help you, It's pathetic.
>waste your money
You don't have $5 to spend on a toy? What kind of poor son of a bitch are you
but my fingers are actually bleeding because im chewing too much and im pretty sure im actually gonna go bald from pulling out my hair
1,000,000+ people spending 5$ or more on a toy is a lot bud
yeah if you count every person as a singular entity you fucking retard
Might as well be, fucking sheeple
do you literally have mental retardation
literally what is the point of fidget spinners
This
you could try calming the fuck down, ever consider that?
joke
your head
me
your mother
My balls
Your face
my (your tongue) asshole
Fuck
Tasty
buy a balisong, you'll learn to stop when you either realize how incredibly autistic you are or you chop a finger off
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>fidget cube
Nigger get on my level. I've already upgraded to fidget dodecahedron
got one at 7-11 for $5. makes me tense because i'm not naturally a retarded fidgeter
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Anyone's got that copy pasta about lubing with wd40 and the counter spin?
>retarded for having faith in humanity
Yeah okay
>you will never be autistic enough to make a gif like this
feels good man
>implying i made the gif lol
didn't say you did nigga
shit,,,,,,,
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