ITT Were all guards in Skyrim

ITT Were all guards in Skyrim

"Halt Right There, Criminal Scum!"

I used to be a manwhore...until I took herpes to the dick

MY KNEE!

I killed that Redguard in self-defence it was not police brutality

hurr durrr look at me
HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE
LOOK AT ME
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET?

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After all these years... my knee still aches.

I used to be an adventurer like you....................................................................................

That "shouting" is making everyone nervous. I'm going to have to ask you to stop being a faggot.

My cousin's out fighting dragons.
And what do I get? GUARD DUTY.

"Knife. Yes. Book. Yes. Bucket. Yes. Inkpot? No."

what are you doing that for?

I know I walk and run perfectly find but I really, really took an arrow to the knee. You belive me right?

CURVED. SWORDS.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Watch the magic!

Let me guess. Someone stole your Sweetroll...

Do you expect me to sit idly by while a dragon BEURNS MY HOULD AND SLAWTURS MY BEEPLE?

My cousin's out enjoying life and what do I get? Btard duty...

mfw if someone stole my sweetroal they would no longer be alive

No loli gagging

A guard might get suspicious with your weapon drawn like that..

Kekd

Bljort blort bort
*orc noises*

Dude I've fighting dragons all month! I'm getting SOOOOOO much pussy when I get home! My beta ass cousin is still on guard duty hahaha!!

hey guards. i just saved. Guess what happens next?

Did you hear those warriors from Hammerfell gave curved swords?
CURVED. SWORDS.

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see

check out this dwarven automaton i found guise

looks like george takei

fuckin lol

Look, it's trainwiz.

haha

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Patrolling Skyrim almost makes you wish for a radiation burn

BRAITH IS A BIG MEANIE!

why is it so dark all of a sudden?

Go cast your fancy dubs somewhere else.