Post pictures of your hands and have other anons assume things about your
> pic related
> these are my hands
Post pictures of your hands and have other anons assume things about your
> pic related
> these are my hands
you fist your ass on camera for a living
You called it
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some kind of desk work?
Smooth hands and a load of books; you've never done labour type work
I'm a student and freelance writer, but the books have no direct relation either to my work or studies.
I've done labor-type work, but only while growing up and as a younger teen - it's been nearly six years since I've had to shovel or pluck anything for an extended period of time.
you're a mechanic
You have a small dick
Look like the hands of a child molester
Youngest girl I've ever been with was 20 years old, user.
Yeah sure...
You live in a arid environment and have no friends.
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>eugene victor tooms detected
>inb4 nigger
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>these are the hands you jerk off with
Zombie or meth addict.
sandnigger
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I'm a righty. So... No?
how many times have you broken that thing
tits or gtfo
but im a guy....
I think that is a guy, user...
My left
>visible hair on wrist
>fat stubby man-like fingers
nah just half nigger
>implying I'm not a flaming faggot and want to gaze upon his lucious man nips
just thought it was a shortstack gril
his hands are pretty gay, soft skin
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ya girl likes em
this should be amusing to see the assumptions.
weird that the camera makes them look blotchy under this light.
Heres my wanking hand
So far Sup Forums is made up of only males
Suck ur thumb as a kid?
that fucking wine cork for a thump...
Trips, confirmed wanking hand
What a discovery!
only in infancy
I know right? It's a revolutionary discovery, this will change the fate of Sup Forums forever!
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Youre over 40
bit by something? or a burn?
Do you work with food? Your knuckles are fat so you may do some kind of hard labor, but every joint is cracked and ashy like you have to wash every 15 minutes so I assume you're in food services.
damn those nails are filthy
You're a fat piece of shit and you haven't done much, if any, manual labor. You either have a job where you sit on your arse all day and eat snacks, or you have no job and live off of either your parents, your partner, or government handouts.
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A sharp piece of metal shaved off a strip of skin.
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>Youngest girl
You are a serial masturbater .... also a faggot
Nigga OneyPlays is my shit
Sheeeeit m'nigga
Brilliant, Sherlock. Brilliant.
I'm 6', 160lbs, and I work as blacksmith and knife-maker.
You couldn't have been more wrong if you'd tried.
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Where? Also, how much for a custom made chef's knife?
Do u build stuff?
Manlet
Building stuff is secondary to my line of work
You dumb motherfuckers. This thread is obviously a ploy to get your fingerprints. Idiots.
I worked full time as a line cook for years. Now I work with industrial sewing machines. Sewing canvas bags and tents. The canvas is rough on your skin
Yo...stfu man
Fingerprints are useless without knowing whos hands they belong to
Here you go Sup Forums
You tried to learn The First Finger of Death and failed
Scratch my back
Sure
You repeatedly up heavy bars and put them back down again
Trim your damn nasty nails
You are married to two women
>two rings
>?
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Engagement and wedding band
I tried fingerblasting your mom, but it turns out she's got a snapper.
> nasty nails
> sausage fingers
> short life line
You're dead or soon will be
wish my gf was that tight. Or real.
So married to one and engaged to another. Fucking right man, are you Mormon?
I clean my nails twice a day thanks
jfc get a new jacket you inbred
Fingerprints in full detail, we got a summerfag in here
What do you think happens to the engagement ring after you get married?
You give it to your next wife-to-be
Fuck I hope so.
Though that may be an issue for you.
I'm nobody and I'll be dead soon anyway.
Touché, motherfucker.. touché!
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do me
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Ayy lmao
u must not shower much
rub the top of your hand in one spot with firm pressure and i bet little black rolls of grime will start coming off
Absurdly long space between first finger and thumb, did you grow up climbing trees?
>apple
You and your all-the-same-length fingers get the fuck outta here.
I would love to pick at those nails
Haha I am right now, that's why they're so chipped.
What this guy said Your fingers creep me out
You have hyper mobility, live in a northern climate and are left handed.
Not same length