Post pictures of your hands and have other anons assume things about your

Post pictures of your hands and have other anons assume things about your

> pic related
> these are my hands

you fist your ass on camera for a living

You called it

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some kind of desk work?

Smooth hands and a load of books; you've never done labour type work

I'm a student and freelance writer, but the books have no direct relation either to my work or studies.

I've done labor-type work, but only while growing up and as a younger teen - it's been nearly six years since I've had to shovel or pluck anything for an extended period of time.

you're a mechanic

You have a small dick

Look like the hands of a child molester

Youngest girl I've ever been with was 20 years old, user.

Yeah sure...

You live in a arid environment and have no friends.

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>eugene victor tooms detected

>inb4 nigger

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>these are the hands you jerk off with

Zombie or meth addict.

sandnigger

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I'm a righty. So... No?

how many times have you broken that thing

tits or gtfo

but im a guy....

I think that is a guy, user...

My left

>visible hair on wrist
>fat stubby man-like fingers

nah just half nigger

>implying I'm not a flaming faggot and want to gaze upon his lucious man nips

just thought it was a shortstack gril
his hands are pretty gay, soft skin

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ya girl likes em

this should be amusing to see the assumptions.

weird that the camera makes them look blotchy under this light.

Heres my wanking hand

So far Sup Forums is made up of only males

Suck ur thumb as a kid?

that fucking wine cork for a thump...

Trips, confirmed wanking hand

What a discovery!

only in infancy

I know right? It's a revolutionary discovery, this will change the fate of Sup Forums forever!

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Youre over 40

bit by something? or a burn?

Do you work with food? Your knuckles are fat so you may do some kind of hard labor, but every joint is cracked and ashy like you have to wash every 15 minutes so I assume you're in food services.

damn those nails are filthy

You're a fat piece of shit and you haven't done much, if any, manual labor. You either have a job where you sit on your arse all day and eat snacks, or you have no job and live off of either your parents, your partner, or government handouts.

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A sharp piece of metal shaved off a strip of skin.

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>Youngest girl

You are a serial masturbater .... also a faggot

Nigga OneyPlays is my shit

Sheeeeit m'nigga

Brilliant, Sherlock. Brilliant.
I'm 6', 160lbs, and I work as blacksmith and knife-maker.
You couldn't have been more wrong if you'd tried.

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Where? Also, how much for a custom made chef's knife?

Do u build stuff?

Manlet

Building stuff is secondary to my line of work

You dumb motherfuckers. This thread is obviously a ploy to get your fingerprints. Idiots.

I worked full time as a line cook for years. Now I work with industrial sewing machines. Sewing canvas bags and tents. The canvas is rough on your skin

Yo...stfu man

Fingerprints are useless without knowing whos hands they belong to

Here you go Sup Forums

You tried to learn The First Finger of Death and failed

Scratch my back

Sure

You repeatedly up heavy bars and put them back down again

Trim your damn nasty nails

You are married to two women

>two rings
>?

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Engagement and wedding band

I tried fingerblasting your mom, but it turns out she's got a snapper.

> nasty nails
> sausage fingers
> short life line

You're dead or soon will be

wish my gf was that tight. Or real.

So married to one and engaged to another. Fucking right man, are you Mormon?

I clean my nails twice a day thanks

jfc get a new jacket you inbred

Fingerprints in full detail, we got a summerfag in here

What do you think happens to the engagement ring after you get married?

You give it to your next wife-to-be

Fuck I hope so.

Though that may be an issue for you.
I'm nobody and I'll be dead soon anyway.

Touché, motherfucker.. touché!

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do me

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Ayy lmao

u must not shower much

rub the top of your hand in one spot with firm pressure and i bet little black rolls of grime will start coming off

Absurdly long space between first finger and thumb, did you grow up climbing trees?

>apple
You and your all-the-same-length fingers get the fuck outta here.

I would love to pick at those nails

Haha I am right now, that's why they're so chipped.

What this guy said Your fingers creep me out

You have hyper mobility, live in a northern climate and are left handed.

Not same length