Holy fuck, Logan's amazing! wish I'd seen it in theaters

holy fuck, Logan's amazing! wish I'd seen it in theaters.

evening Sup Forums, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

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just went to a park and drank nothing

fair enough.
See anything cool, like a shooting star or a homeless guy dream-fighting something?

>wish I'd seen it in theaters

Maybe if you didn't spend what little money you make from working the drive-thru on alcohol you could have done so. Then again I'm glad you didn't and spared some people the uncomfortable feeling of being around you and having to suffer your smell.

I miss out on movies 'cuz I'm always working, cock-sausage. C'mon, I've got a habit to support here, I ain't some san-fran trust fund hobo who's slumming to be lazy.

What up nickel. Drinking smoking bed.
Work @ 5 am
Keep it real nigg ciao4nao

Just sitting around bored. Drinkin Woodford reserve

just a couplr of crackheads sitting in an alleyway smokin crack

>i made stupid life choices that lead me to live life paycheck to paycheck
>thinks he has any right to insult any other class of people

lmao

it was gonna be cute until he dragged 'em into that rape box, now it's adorable~
have a good nite!
likewise, I guess, only I'm drinking the steel reserve.
Pretty blank day, huh?

A stiff glass of reality, neat.

Green-texts, considering it a response.
well, that's just grim.

that a ded child?

>merely pretending

sometimes, you need to get authorities involved to get a kid out of bed.

oh well

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you look jewish btw

one of my favorite old comedians is, George Jessel.
"You know the definition of a smartass? A guy that can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is."
He's 75% of what Billy West did for the voice of Zoidberg.
"Hello, mama? It's me, your son George, from the money each week?"

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i dont like comedians or even comedys it all feels like the same crap to me

I TOOK TWO SECONDS TO TAKE A PISS, YEESH.
Wedgy.
Well, what are some things you do like?

like, music?
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food tastes pretty good

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Sup

that it most certainly does.
by the way, you got.. somethin' on your..
Nathtub, that you?
..nice new back-scrubber~

whats erybody eatin

I had supper earlier, but these snacks are coming on nicely. Nowhere near as spicy as a flamin' hot, but flavorful.

Who else would it be
also thank you it was a gift from my father

wish I could afford to eat

just eat your neighbors dog dude

last bite O_O

an heirloom! what a kickass gift.
How you holdin' up, friend?
or work on fattening it up with silage!

gya ha, more music!!
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Is your name mike? You look, act and talk exactly like my best friend. I know you arent him but if you are, how's the zucchini?

my neighbors dont own dogs

its the same one he used in foreplay for the creation of me

I'm doing very well how about yourself nick

three dubs in a row dam

having some of these friend

I prefer pickled cucumber, and my name ain't mike.
that's heart-warming~ doing great, finally got a couple days off.. so I'm going to help my mom tomorrow.
let's see if I can get a fourfer!

Sup?

nothing much

Inb4 what's that shit on your wall. My wife decorated this room years ago, deal with it cause I fucking have to lol.

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Shhhh...shes sleepin'

>when you have to throw your sex doll away

Hello from The Dark and Scary Places, op!
Coffee again for me
How goes it out there?

damn, looks like some beefy brew! I had a Prairie Bomb in OKC last year, 13% ABV with coffee, cocoa, pepper and oats in the brew mix, almost had to chew the fucker.
Cheers!
Well hey! looks like ya got some good beer there, how are ya?

211 pineapple cheers m8

goddamnit i wish i could drink 24/7 but it kills physically and im getting depression / panic attacks on hangover

the christmas lights are always a cool touch~
Doc Manhattan tattoo, very cool!
..wait
Heyo buddy! it's been raining pretty much all day, almost got fuckin' trenchfoot walking home after work, but that's why we test our limits.
How fares the dark reaches?

I'm alright. Wishing I could hire a reliable dishwasher. Outside of that, things are good. Getting married on the 11th. Kinda excited kinda terrified. How're you?

What does your mom need help with
we can squad up if it has to do with bathtubs

are you some kinda tranny

what a nice choice

look at my ear i look like a fucking elf

PAYING OFF FINES AND COURT FEES I IMAGINE FROM THOSE SA/KIDDIE PORN CHARGES
SOMEONE POST THE SCREEN SHOTS

delicious with stroganoff! trust me, I cook a lot.
well, I just do this at nites, the daytime is when we gotta go get it done so we can drink at nite. The more you stay away from sugars, the less hangover you get!

it's hitting da spot on this lonely friday. say, how do you manage to seem in such good spirits and get some good conversation week in and week out on here with these threads? whats your secret?

What are you OP? You look iraqi.

Oh congratulations, buddy! It's an exciting time, then, despite both sides of that coin~
Uh roofing, gotta repair a hole where a fuckin' possum rampaged into the upper attic.. hope it didn't decide to hang around.
cute!

now my cats here

>The more you stay away from sugars, the less hangover you get!
but i drink 2 liters of vodka at once and i get dehydrated so much im 5kg lighter next day , thats 11 lbs

A natural disposition towards cheerful moods, even when things are at their darkest. I'm a very calm and jokey guy in the world, feeding the vibes is my chiefest priority.
..well, that and I find the drinking helps~

LET'S DRINK!
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Nah, Texican.

aww~
looks a little stoned.
...aaaaallright, you're trying to force me into math, it won't work.

CT here

illinois reporting for duty

I like u bro, keep up the good work.

I feel lucky cause new haven has the best pizza worldwide, hands down.

well, pleasure to meetcha, brother! I hope the wedding is fun but balanced.
thanks very much~

HEAR THE TICKING OF THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK TONITE..
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never even had it. im from the a fucking small ass town with jack shit to do

Almost quads....fuck man.

if it did drown it in a tub

sounds like a good idea what could go wrong?

but who ARE you

sperm

Picked up a few different beers at the liquor store to add to the list. Don't have the handy at the moment.

Seriously, there are three places with the best thin crust pizza I've ever had. Been all over the states, been to Italy, the only thing that compares is Chicago's deep dish, and it's not the same as thin crust.

perhaps it's time for a holiday!
missed it by THAT much!
I hate having to kill. my dad, while I was living with him, wounded this baby raccoon pretty bad trying to ghost it with a rock, had to double-tap it pretty clumsily. Didn't go well.
hawt.

Holy shit didn't know this was a rekt thread

Who am I? Just some chef.

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oh my holiday will be very soon. headed to toronto in 20 days

vicious!
I'm with ya on this one, while a chewy and delicious pie is great, the crispy crunch of a savory, sweet thin crust with all the trimmings is a rare treat, even in chain places.
whuh oh!
Oho! will you be... moving there?

na, visiting a buddy. just had a super shitty breakup and need to get the fuck away for a bit.

You look like someone who belongs in Reddit.

If you wear or own a fedora , you should take your own life.

understandable. I wish you a safe journey and an enjoyable visit, followed by a refreshed return.
it's a very good thing I ain't either of those!

I will admit, there are those dark watches of the mind that tickle my low emotions at times.. I dunno, must be part of getting old. I'll be there in bed, next to the Missus when she visits and just worrying.
Worried that we won't have a world we can raise a family in.

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perhaps my age of wandering is coming to a close soon.

the fact that this fat jew drinks Steel Reserve just makes me like him even more

What is with your glasses.

Holy fuck lol

I'm a native texan, with creole and mexican mixed in, but that's just bullshit facting at ya.
I appreciate the kudos~
what, these? just some cheap halloween store shades. But they've lasted me for almost 4 years now. Could be something to that.

They make you look like a fucking retard.

Honestly, I'm embarrassed for you.

Who would fuck you, dude? Stop, drop, and roll. Fight the autism.

Hey, you look like Big Smoke from GTA:SA
You seem like a nice and funny person. (No homo)

this man here is killing the good vibes. i need a feel good thread fuck off user

In all seriousness, a good bud will tell you when you're fucking up. Take smell. People get used to their own BO. If you don't have a friend tell you when you're off, you will never know.

The glasses are the worst offender. Bad style, trying to emulate a much more expensive trend right now that women like Kylie Jenner are wearing. It's embarrassing. He needs to stop.

Ray Ban Wayfarers are classic. Don't wear them inside.

Beyond that, OP clearly needs some help. Let the good times roll, but shit man, feel for people sometimes.

you'd be surprised! but I look like I do normally during the day.
I hear that a lot. And you look nice too, like you're living in a spooky holiday special. Nice hat, too!
aw damn, I wish my shades were a pair of annoying but cute little critters!

Happy music, coming UP!!
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He has a wife lmao, hows it going for you user?

Naw, I wouldn't.

You need to fix your autism. If you don't have a good bud, you need to sit down with someone who will be honest with you.

Honestly, this is the saddest cringe I've seen in a long time.

I can only imagine.

Seriously embarrassing guys don't get the best, brightest, or most attractive.

Anyhow, what's your take? You think OP is self aware? You think you're helping him out by deflecting reality?

You're a dick. Just drunk up instead of being a douchey faggot.

WELL, me and the Missus are all but married, but I am super looking forward to popping the question later this year.. holy FUCK, I know what CT-san's talking about, its so big a move!
I love how 'autism' and 'cringe' are like, supposed to be honest indicators of something. UH OH, I GUESS HE SHOWED ME, BETTER GO JERK OFF TO BACHELOR FROG MEMES AND AN HERO MYSELF. Mr. T taught a very important lesson back in the day.. BE SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL.

heres to you op you glorious bastard. thanks for making my night a little less shitty

Pushing shit off like this is really strange.

You look like you are special. You have mismatched, mismanaged style that screams help me to anyone who has social acuity.

Cringe is literal, here. You don't get it, because you can't get it. Maybe you can. Either way, it is embarrassing by proxy.

Seriously, sit down with someone and have them tell you the truth. You need it, clearly.

Nah. I legitimately feel like I'm doing good. He needs help. He needs honesty.

You his friend? Be his friend.

Long live the Northmen, good sir.

it is the reason I do it.
Cheers, friend!

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Logan's amazing?
U watched trainspotting 2 yet?

God, you're dull. Like a book report that can't make a decent point, so you double-space to bloat the content.