2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex
explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch

My grandfather had a watch. He and his gook friend took turns stashing it in their assholes

you might have a rolex, but i have knuckles

that watch can probably fit around my waist

Jesus, You must be an American

that cant be a human fist

No thanks
Im fine
I have a dick
Unlike you eunich
Who sold his dick for a watch

Nice ham

Do you honestly shave the back of your hand? That's fucking weird.

Your girlfriend wears it well.

rolex is a poor mans watch

vacheron, patek, audemars only valid choices

I know it's bait but.. jesus christ, that fist.

Charizard hands and checked.

Congrats on ALMOST getting laid.

Fuckin' kek

>2017
>wearing a watch
Only girls wear watches
And businessman

Why'd you put a watch on a distended rectum?

rolex is a nigger watch i use a g shock when i go hiking or some shit like that and audermars when i got to work

Most people don't care if you wear a watch. It's kind of like how no guy cares what ear rings a girl wears unless they make her look worse.

You can pretend that it makes you look sophisticated and important but you could put money into better things like a suit.

Nah we ain't jelly, looks like you need to lay off the jelly you fatfuck.

>you don't get laid.

True

I'm. A student and I can afford a brand new golden rolex

Your hand and forearm is so disgustingly fat you have put me off of rolex watches indefinitely.

how does he even cut his veins while theyre under 3inches of lard

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"Almost" Only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

Kys fggt you bought that with mommy and daddy money you autist

I prefer Breitling and Hublot.

You a fatty, but that's still a respectable watch.

What type of student can afford a Rolex watch our even wants to pay for a watch over $20?

I bet you're the same student who was wondering which new car to get when his rich trust fund parents had a new Jeep just lying around

Always hated grande tapissirie pattern.

You've low class taste

You might have a rolex, but i have no sides.

> be me, six figure salary
> almost buy 7,000-dollar rolex
> realize the only people who will notice are other watch snobs or materialistic losers. nobody else will give a shit.
> keep my 7,000

Actually all this money was made by me
I worked during high school and saved up not to have to work during university and get good grade

Just save as much money as you can is the key

And my car only worth 5k so...

>buys entry level rolex
>not even gold
>no diamonds
>A nice Seiko Astorn GPS is better than your overprice shit.

sell it and come back with a Omega or Breitling.
Then maybe you would be worthy....

Explain that meat hand

I'm not jelly, but your arm sure is.

Are you a moleman?

Queer I just bought the new hublot and it looks hot

It's fake and a bad one

Breitling is gross

An omega lol

The new ceramic rolex sub is cool tho bigger and more angular than Op

Nah. Fake sophistication is gross. Breitling is good style for an everyday watch.

Compare to the fag with his little brick patterns above and see exactly what I mean.

Ceramic.

Lol.

Never hear of ceramic bezel rolex?

A step above a Tag. Maybe a half step.

Ceramic. Lol.

Nice ham hands you fat piece of shit
I have sharp knuckles , easily able to penetrate and destroy you. While you use your fat molds to try to punch me i will swiftly be striking you in every direction. I could give a fuck about your rolex, come to me when you have a hand that looks like a hand watchfag

That knuckle area is obviously Photoshop'd
>also checked

>scratched edges.
>second hand is off the mark by several mm

Sure kiddo. Summer is not here.

Movado is much nicer, and much less expensive. Wearing a Rolex just shows how pretentious you are.

whyd you put a cheap rolly on a shaved hunk of ham?
Did you need to have links added?

I only wear patek philippe

That may be the softest fist I have ever laid eyes on...

Wtf Movado is overpriced and has no respect

1 grand for a quartz watch FUCK OFF

wow haha omygosh top kek look at your hand whoa this thread those quads haha how do you live with that hand haha got me d00d!

Praise harambe
Rawr
XD

plz

I'd suck your choad while you Rolex sweep and scream "who got the quads boy?!?!".

>almost
nice.

Fake op I have the same pic in my album gtfo

Have that pic on my wall

God damn that is a terrible, terrible looking time piece.

absoluty beautiful

how fat do you have to be to not have defined knuckles

like are you holding up your belly just to piss at this point or what?

maybe you should spend your money on gastric bypass lmao

keyword is "almost" if i were you i would had gotten a fucking liposuction instead of the fucking watch.

lol fucking baby knuckles

Someones chopped off your hand and replaced it with some kind of nubet.

SAME SHITTY TIRED JOKE WAS MADE THIS MORNING. WAS THAT YOU NO LIFE SHUT IN FAT ASS?

So fat I could steal your rolex and youd never be able to catch me. Also this is bait ive seen this thread at least 5 times.

I'd rather have my arm than a hamhock with a fucking rolex on it. kys

5 TIMERS JUST TODAY FAT ASS.

Why the hell would someone want a diver rolex? What's the point? If you get a rolex, you get a good classy looking rolex. Something that you wear as a dress watch. A sub watch it a work watch that you beat to shit. Besides divers are ugly.

where did your knuckles go

YOU HAMFISTED MITHERFUCKER.

You wasted them quads.

Dude if you need a watch to get laid you must be but ugly. I fuck girls all the time :) Dont even need to flick a fucken dime at them cause my dick does the talking

LOL. SAGE, GET OFF THE INTERNET.

Driving a 5k car but having a Rolex.

Priorities.

>inb4 I don't care about having a good car.

But you need a status symbol on your wrist that literally no one cares about.

It's a status symbol. Unless you like to tell time several dozen times a day...

What i meant to say.

That's a fake

Kek. Whatta loser

I have a phone why the fuck do I need to waste money on a piece of metal to make one wrist smaller than the other

You know he fucking did. That fucker had to try it on without latching it. Or maybe he uses a paper clip to make the ends meat.

it's 2017. only faggots still wear watches.

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Keyword "Almost" Only fat/ugly women would take your babycock

I sell movado. they're such garbage. break inside of the display cases

how big do you think a mm is?

Rolex are a 00’s fashion.
They are the baby’s first expensive watch, they are the mark of the poor rich and the mark of the niggers.

You might be sure it impress people but it only screams “THIS RETARD GOT HIS FIRST PAYDAYYYYYYYY!”

Jelly?

Lol those are great watches to bad you only have a knockoff pins in front are dead giveaway fuckin hobo and your warm shit log

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Its like owning a bike. You think you are gunna attract bitches but in reality all you get is a bunch of dudes asking you about it.

well your picture just somehow got posted on the internet 25,270,000,000 times

is that a flipper?

To be honest nobody cares about watches anymore, if you want to pretend to have money with one you are doing it wrong.

Sure, get an iPhone, some retarded fades, a expensive suit or something else, not a watch, either if you have a legit rolex and you dress like shit people will asume it is a replica.

Would rather Rock Nixons or Fossils the have a Rolex and your ham hands faggot

Why the fuck would you waste quads on this kind of shit?

Why wear a watch when I have a phone that tells time?

>2017
>spending mad money on a watch

seiko snk809

and the back

>mfw own classic Rolex from the pre-1960s
>never wear it because all a classic Mechanical watch is good for is status

Honestly my $130 G-Shock is better, the only reason I like Rolex's is from an engineering aspect, and the only reason I own one is it was given to me by my now deceased Grandfather. People who show off Rolex's are often twats.