>2017
>not owning a rolex
explain yourself
pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch
>2017
>not owning a rolex
explain yourself
pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch
My grandfather had a watch. He and his gook friend took turns stashing it in their assholes
you might have a rolex, but i have knuckles
that watch can probably fit around my waist
Jesus, You must be an American
that cant be a human fist
No thanks
Im fine
I have a dick
Unlike you eunich
Who sold his dick for a watch
Nice ham
Do you honestly shave the back of your hand? That's fucking weird.
Your girlfriend wears it well.
rolex is a poor mans watch
vacheron, patek, audemars only valid choices
I know it's bait but.. jesus christ, that fist.
Charizard hands and checked.
Congrats on ALMOST getting laid.
Fuckin' kek
>2017
>wearing a watch
Only girls wear watches
And businessman
Why'd you put a watch on a distended rectum?
rolex is a nigger watch i use a g shock when i go hiking or some shit like that and audermars when i got to work
Most people don't care if you wear a watch. It's kind of like how no guy cares what ear rings a girl wears unless they make her look worse.
You can pretend that it makes you look sophisticated and important but you could put money into better things like a suit.
Nah we ain't jelly, looks like you need to lay off the jelly you fatfuck.
>you don't get laid.
True
I'm. A student and I can afford a brand new golden rolex
Your hand and forearm is so disgustingly fat you have put me off of rolex watches indefinitely.
how does he even cut his veins while theyre under 3inches of lard
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"Almost" Only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
Kys fggt you bought that with mommy and daddy money you autist
I prefer Breitling and Hublot.
You a fatty, but that's still a respectable watch.
What type of student can afford a Rolex watch our even wants to pay for a watch over $20?
I bet you're the same student who was wondering which new car to get when his rich trust fund parents had a new Jeep just lying around
Always hated grande tapissirie pattern.
You've low class taste
You might have a rolex, but i have no sides.
> be me, six figure salary
> almost buy 7,000-dollar rolex
> realize the only people who will notice are other watch snobs or materialistic losers. nobody else will give a shit.
> keep my 7,000
Actually all this money was made by me
I worked during high school and saved up not to have to work during university and get good grade
Just save as much money as you can is the key
And my car only worth 5k so...
>buys entry level rolex
>not even gold
>no diamonds
>A nice Seiko Astorn GPS is better than your overprice shit.
sell it and come back with a Omega or Breitling.
Then maybe you would be worthy....
Explain that meat hand
I'm not jelly, but your arm sure is.
Are you a moleman?
Queer I just bought the new hublot and it looks hot
It's fake and a bad one
Breitling is gross
An omega lol
The new ceramic rolex sub is cool tho bigger and more angular than Op
Nah. Fake sophistication is gross. Breitling is good style for an everyday watch.
Compare to the fag with his little brick patterns above and see exactly what I mean.
Ceramic.
Lol.
Never hear of ceramic bezel rolex?
A step above a Tag. Maybe a half step.
Ceramic. Lol.
Nice ham hands you fat piece of shit
I have sharp knuckles , easily able to penetrate and destroy you. While you use your fat molds to try to punch me i will swiftly be striking you in every direction. I could give a fuck about your rolex, come to me when you have a hand that looks like a hand watchfag
That knuckle area is obviously Photoshop'd
>also checked
>scratched edges.
>second hand is off the mark by several mm
Sure kiddo. Summer is not here.
Movado is much nicer, and much less expensive. Wearing a Rolex just shows how pretentious you are.
whyd you put a cheap rolly on a shaved hunk of ham?
Did you need to have links added?
I only wear patek philippe
That may be the softest fist I have ever laid eyes on...
Wtf Movado is overpriced and has no respect
1 grand for a quartz watch FUCK OFF
wow haha omygosh top kek look at your hand whoa this thread those quads haha how do you live with that hand haha got me d00d!
Praise harambe
Rawr
XD
plz
I'd suck your choad while you Rolex sweep and scream "who got the quads boy?!?!".
>almost
nice.
Fake op I have the same pic in my album gtfo
Have that pic on my wall
God damn that is a terrible, terrible looking time piece.
absoluty beautiful
how fat do you have to be to not have defined knuckles
like are you holding up your belly just to piss at this point or what?
maybe you should spend your money on gastric bypass lmao
keyword is "almost" if i were you i would had gotten a fucking liposuction instead of the fucking watch.
lol fucking baby knuckles
Someones chopped off your hand and replaced it with some kind of nubet.
SAME SHITTY TIRED JOKE WAS MADE THIS MORNING. WAS THAT YOU NO LIFE SHUT IN FAT ASS?
So fat I could steal your rolex and youd never be able to catch me. Also this is bait ive seen this thread at least 5 times.
I'd rather have my arm than a hamhock with a fucking rolex on it. kys
5 TIMERS JUST TODAY FAT ASS.
Why the hell would someone want a diver rolex? What's the point? If you get a rolex, you get a good classy looking rolex. Something that you wear as a dress watch. A sub watch it a work watch that you beat to shit. Besides divers are ugly.
where did your knuckles go
YOU HAMFISTED MITHERFUCKER.
You wasted them quads.
Dude if you need a watch to get laid you must be but ugly. I fuck girls all the time :) Dont even need to flick a fucken dime at them cause my dick does the talking
LOL. SAGE, GET OFF THE INTERNET.
Driving a 5k car but having a Rolex.
Priorities.
>inb4 I don't care about having a good car.
But you need a status symbol on your wrist that literally no one cares about.
It's a status symbol. Unless you like to tell time several dozen times a day...
What i meant to say.
That's a fake
Kek. Whatta loser
I have a phone why the fuck do I need to waste money on a piece of metal to make one wrist smaller than the other
You know he fucking did. That fucker had to try it on without latching it. Or maybe he uses a paper clip to make the ends meat.
it's 2017. only faggots still wear watches.
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Keyword "Almost" Only fat/ugly women would take your babycock
I sell movado. they're such garbage. break inside of the display cases
how big do you think a mm is?
Rolex are a 00’s fashion.
They are the baby’s first expensive watch, they are the mark of the poor rich and the mark of the niggers.
You might be sure it impress people but it only screams “THIS RETARD GOT HIS FIRST PAYDAYYYYYYYY!”
Jelly?
Lol those are great watches to bad you only have a knockoff pins in front are dead giveaway fuckin hobo and your warm shit log
...
Its like owning a bike. You think you are gunna attract bitches but in reality all you get is a bunch of dudes asking you about it.
well your picture just somehow got posted on the internet 25,270,000,000 times
is that a flipper?
To be honest nobody cares about watches anymore, if you want to pretend to have money with one you are doing it wrong.
Sure, get an iPhone, some retarded fades, a expensive suit or something else, not a watch, either if you have a legit rolex and you dress like shit people will asume it is a replica.
Would rather Rock Nixons or Fossils the have a Rolex and your ham hands faggot
Why the fuck would you waste quads on this kind of shit?
Why wear a watch when I have a phone that tells time?
>2017
>spending mad money on a watch
seiko snk809
and the back
>mfw own classic Rolex from the pre-1960s
>never wear it because all a classic Mechanical watch is good for is status
Honestly my $130 G-Shock is better, the only reason I like Rolex's is from an engineering aspect, and the only reason I own one is it was given to me by my now deceased Grandfather. People who show off Rolex's are often twats.